<![CDATA[The Wall Guardian]]>The wackiest Knewspaper on the forum, feel free to post silly knews.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/548/the-wall-guardianRSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 04:49:34 GMTSat, 23 Aug 2003 21:19:57 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The Wall Guardian on Sun, 28 Sep 2003 09:58:17 GMT]]>Weeding Announcements:

Lord Fear and Lady Lissard

are pleased to announce that they are to be Married by Hordriss the confuser on the 20th of October after spending years intercepting dungeoneers and falling in love. Fear said to one of our reports" Go away unless you want a fireball in the gullet" at which point we lost contact. Other guests will included Treguard the Dungeonmaster and Majida who have recently announced their engagement. Majida Said "zee apppieeest day of my lifee was wheen eeee proposed to meee" We wish both of these happy couples the best of luck in the future

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11624https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11624Sun, 28 Sep 2003 09:58:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Wall Guardian on Fri, 26 Sep 2003 15:20:50 GMT]]>Calm down!

Wanted: Jester for next year (1989) must have good sense of humour, knows how to handle magic... and possibly Mellisandre. For more information mail us on:

For the Attention of Treguard

Castle of Confusion

Level Two

Corridor of Spears

OOOH NSTY

Please post through gaps in the wall... (you can't miss, just don't get hurt...)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11597https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11597Fri, 26 Sep 2003 15:20:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Wall Guardian on Sun, 31 Aug 2003 17:16:28 GMT]]>Look this is supposed to be a newspaper, if your not going to come up with an article DONT SUBMIT!  😠

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11231https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11231Sun, 31 Aug 2003 17:16:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Wall Guardian on Fri, 29 Aug 2003 00:20:14 GMT]]>That's a thought I can see them now. I was on another computer that wasn't mine and I am on mine now. The computer I was on thinking of it now you mentioned it did have a firewall supposidly protecting it. But it didn't work anyway. The person put up a firewall to protect the computer from that worm and they still got it anyway! Back to the subject though he reminds me of some of those travellers that take up refuge in any public inconveniant places they could find!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11169https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11169Fri, 29 Aug 2003 00:20:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Wall Guardian on Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:08:23 GMT]]>

😞 I can't see the picture like half the ones posted on this forum!

KNEWSFLASH: RARE GREEN DRAGON CLONED! More knews to come later.

Are you behind a firewall marge?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11112https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11112Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:08:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Wall Guardian on Sun, 24 Aug 2003 20:40:54 GMT]]>

😞 I can't see the picture like half the ones posted on this forum!

KNEWSFLASH: RARE GREEN DRAGON CLONED! More knews to come later.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11097https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11097Sun, 24 Aug 2003 20:40:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Wall Guardian on Sun, 24 Aug 2003 19:00:39 GMT]]>

ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVEN HOME IN KNIGHTMARE DUNGEON

Due to the ever-increasing number of asylum seekers in the uk, they, like the one above, have been given a home in the knightmare dungeon.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11095https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11095Sun, 24 Aug 2003 19:00:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Wall Guardian on Sun, 24 Aug 2003 18:47:23 GMT]]>Knightmare news please, or i feed on you!  :-/:'(

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11094https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11094Sun, 24 Aug 2003 18:47:23 GMT