Oooh, I don't know about Rhona Cameron, more like Anne Robinson....  ;D

Gosh, that's going a bit far, isn't it? Surely it isn't fair to compare someone so evil, heartless, self-important, universally despised, who has a voice that could cut through steel and who relies on pretty unfunny putdowns with Anne Robinson! Oh, now I look at a picture of Annie, I'm not so sure. There's a definite similarity in the wrinkle-count, isn't there?

And before anyone says anything, Elita knows I'm joking really.

Just kidding.  ;D

http://www.angelfire.com/ok4/gazzaswrestlingfed/about_me.html

"You Amature Grimaldine Grimwold."

"The Trick to dealing with the little Elfe Brat is to first nab er voice an then lock her in a trunk."

"For good meshuers you could also try urling thr trunk down a deep pit."

"Hehehe LOVELY"

Knice idea!  ;D

Or do what my signature says...  ;D

"The Trick to dealing with the little Elfe Brat is to first nab er voice an then lock her in a trunk."

"For good meshuers you could also try urling thr trunk down a deep pit."

"Hehehe LOVELY"

Since one good turn deserves another, I should tell you that I've done you a favour by taking your lovely green curtain-rail. It obviously clashed horribly with the rest of your ahem home decor.

That was my gorgeous green staff! Now I'll never get back to Cornwall, you evil little elfbrat! Anyway, how did you get out of that box? I threw it in the ocean and left the key to Festus's Pedigree Chum cupboard instead of the key to the box on the clue stump didn't realise these blindfolded 12 year olds who can only carry two items at a time could be so enterprising...

Hey, I'm a kind old bald wizard-hag composite, I'd help you out.

Since one good turn deserves another, I should tell you that I've done you a favour by taking your lovely green curtain-rail. It obviously clashed horribly with the rest of your ahem home decor.

Oooh, I don't know about Rhona Cameron, more like Anne Robinson...

GYAAAAAH! Though I'd be more insulted if you were the first person to have said that...

Just kidding!  ;D

And for the nosey curious, photos are here: http://jen.radish-spirit.com/photos.html

Oooh, I don't know about Rhona Cameron, more like Anne Robinson....  ;D

lol Thanks. My hair looks quite scarily like the real Elita's once it's grown out a bit, (except for being purple) all I need is a green shirt and dungarees. makes a note of that for next Halloween

"Trick or treat, faceache?"

Perhaps you could do the full Elita thing and jump out of a box at people. Or ask someone to lock you in a box. Hey, I'm a kind old bald wizard-hag composite, I'd help you out. Get in the box, I'll lock it and then put it in some deserted castle ruin in the middle of nowhere. I'll leave the key on a stone or a tree stump somewhere, so any passing blindfolded 13 year olds can let you out.

Look, it's not my fault if no blindfolded 13 year olds ever pass by, is it? Heavens, there's no pleasing some people.

I think that you must be Pink's long lost sister . In a way I can see why you called yourself Elita.

lol Thanks. My hair looks quite scarily like the real Elita's once it's grown out a bit, (except for being purple) all I need is a green shirt and dungarees. makes a note of that for next Halloween

And for the nosey curious, photos are here: http://jen.radish-spirit.com/photos.html

Zagor, you're 23 years old? That's ancient in some parts of the KM forum! (Like here, for example)

Yeah. and like using a black and white photo isn't ancient  

tongue in cheek

... captured by its classness.

That sounds like something Lissard might say!

Now kindly gerrout of my kitchen, dearie, and take Smelly Sandra or worrever 'er name is with you! And no pinching Grimwold's pie, or I'll set my Festus on you!

Oi, I was the one who stopped Martin from pinchin' the thing... Wouldn't it take more than a pie to keep Grimwold happy?  ;D

By the way Drassil, there aren't a lot down here but there are a couple of dunces and crones about... It's boring here. This is a place for the Grimwolds really... Cause they look old... The wife I mean...  ;D

Zagor, you're 23 years old? That's ancient in some parts of the KM forum! (Like here, for example)

Watch it, or us 23 year olds might be paying you a visit.

I too didn't imagine you like that, Motley. I don't know why. Again, not saying either real or imagined image is in any way bad, hehe.

If you want a picture of me, imagine a guy dressed as an old crone with a fake nose mixed with the image of a bald wizard in green robes. That should do, or I could put a pic up somewhere, I guess.

Anyway, welcome again Motley, since this is one of those nice introductory threads. Now kindly gerrout of my kitchen, dearie, and take Smelly Sandra or worrever 'er name is with you! And no pinching Grimwold's pie, or I'll set my Festus on you!

Good thing I can 'cut and paste' eh?