<![CDATA[Warning signs!]]>Any ideas for warning signs, I have a few but here's my best:

"The Block and Tackle: Do not let any blocks obstruct any exits, as this tends to cause counfusion and panic!"

Go mental everyone...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/606/warning-signsRSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 01:50:36 GMTWed, 08 Oct 2003 11:30:45 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Wed, 29 May 2013 23:49:20 GMT]]>warning do not talk to goblins

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/44225https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/44225Wed, 29 May 2013 23:49:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Thu, 24 Jan 2013 08:51:15 GMT]]>Keep Calm and Hunger On (Brollochan)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43813https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43813Thu, 24 Jan 2013 08:51:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:13:57 GMT]]>I've come up with some more; but as the posters for them haven't all come out that well, and the captions are in the URLs anyway, I may as well just post the text here.

So in addition to Keep Calm And Sidestep Left and Keep Calm And Carry Only Two Objects above:

Keep Calm And Carry Plague (Sylvester Hands)

Keep Card And Carry On (Brother Mace)

Keep Calm And Bog Off (Pickle)

Keep Calm And Carry n (Team 7 of Series 2)

Keep Calm And ...Oh Never Mind, It's Velda

Keep Calm And Play Forever (Mogdred)

Keep Calm And Carry One (Hordriss reaching the antechamber at the end of Series 5)

Keep Calm And Cackle On (Heggatty)

Keep Calm And Clarion (end of Series 3 or Series 4)

Keep Calmness And Carry On (Lissard)

Key Calm In Carrion (Team 7 of Series 2, Level 2 clue room)

Dread Kaa And Carry On (Team 1 of Series 3)

Get Anxious And Stop Here (Team 5 of Series 4, Chamber of Opposite Extraction)

Keep Calm And Lift Mug (Team 6 of Series 1; intended for a mug)

Keep Calm And Ca- Ooh, Nasty!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43810https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43810Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:13:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:33:31 GMT]]>After having a bash at my own version of Keep Calm and Barry On (idea from @bonusbucket via James), I created one or two more Keep Calm signs.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43806https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43806Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:33:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:03:46 GMT]]>In Lord Fear's castle:

'Day Orf' signs are only to be worn with Lord Fear's permission.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41027https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41027Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:03:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Wed, 19 Jan 2011 23:58:20 GMT]]>From the Opposition's Security Tips for Dungeoneers:

Never tell anyone your password.

Above the dungeon door:

ONE WAY

...or...

Safety helmets must be worn at all times.

On a bottle of potion:

Always read the label.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39978https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39978Wed, 19 Jan 2011 23:58:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Thu, 13 Jan 2011 21:34:43 GMT]]>On the entrance to the Level 1 >>> Level 3 short-cut; -

"Warning: Do not enter under pain of neverending controversy."

On the wall of the Block & Tackle; -

" <------- This way down."

Tattooed on Juliet Henry-Massey's forehead; -

"Please do not feed the plank."

"The level two Corridor Of The Catacomb welcomes generous bearers-of-gifts."

On a deck of cards; -

"Warning; Joker subject to misidentification."

Outside Lillith's domain; -

"Beware sore heads, all ye who enter here."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39940https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39940Thu, 13 Jan 2011 21:34:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Thu, 13 Jan 2011 09:19:36 GMT]]>

In Merlin's throne room:

Mind the gap.

On a bowl of "downers":

Please shrink responsibly.

Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.

Genius. I am determined to put that latter one somewhere on the main site.

Thought required.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39930https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39930Thu, 13 Jan 2011 09:19:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Thu, 13 Jan 2011 00:18:40 GMT]]>In Merlin's throne room:

Mind the gap.

On a bowl of "downers":

Please shrink responsibly.

Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39925https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39925Thu, 13 Jan 2011 00:18:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 11:55:12 GMT]]>By Motley

        WARNING AWFUL JOKES: EARPLUGS REQUIRED

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19175https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19175Sat, 28 Feb 2004 11:55:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 11:08:15 GMT]]>Next to Dooris-

"WELCOME TO LEVEL 1, HAVE A HAPPY DAY"

Next to Doorkis-

"WELL DONE FOR GETTING THIS FAR, HAVE A PLEASANT JOURNEY AHEAD"

(You see the way this is going?)

Next to Dooreen:

"HOORAY, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, LOOK LIVELY AND KEEP SMILING"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19174https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19174Sat, 28 Feb 2004 11:08:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Thu, 26 Feb 2004 09:36:57 GMT]]>PLEASE REMEMBER: YOUR OWN NAME

for Merlin

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19110https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19110Thu, 26 Feb 2004 09:36:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Thu, 12 Feb 2004 23:25:57 GMT]]>[Painted on the floor of the pool chamber from S3, and obscured by the water so people have to swim down to it to read it...]

"WARNING: DANGER OF SHARK ATTACKS. DO NOT ENTER THE WATER UNDER >>ANY<< CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19091https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19091Thu, 12 Feb 2004 23:25:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Thu, 12 Feb 2004 23:13:32 GMT]]>Along the walls of the Sewers of Goth TOXIC - DO NOT DRINK

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19090https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19090Thu, 12 Feb 2004 23:13:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Thu, 12 Feb 2004 21:54:46 GMT]]>On helmet of justice

"This Way UP"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19086https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19086Thu, 12 Feb 2004 21:54:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Wed, 11 Feb 2004 22:46:18 GMT]]>Aove the entrance of the room in which Dungeoneer Nicky died in S7.

"WARRNING: LIGHTS OUT."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19069https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19069Wed, 11 Feb 2004 22:46:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Wed, 11 Feb 2004 22:19:35 GMT]]>On bottom of humbug jar "contains no humbugs"

On label on fruit "Suitable for vegetarians"

On certain part of B&T "If suicidal, sidestep left here"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19065https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19065Wed, 11 Feb 2004 22:19:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Wed, 11 Feb 2004 22:05:44 GMT]]>On S3 wellway;

"BEWARE OF THE DOG : - watch out for Festus as well!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19064https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19064Wed, 11 Feb 2004 22:05:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Tue, 10 Feb 2004 23:59:56 GMT]]>Don't know if any of these are repeats...

CoB: "Step inside for the closest shave!"

Elsewhere: "Beware of Festus"

"Warning: Pickpockets about" in market trader's stall

"Beware of Dungeon-Master"

"Warning: Do not get eaten by blocker"

"Caution: Steps not real" in series 5 room...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19055https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19055Tue, 10 Feb 2004 23:59:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Tue, 10 Feb 2004 13:06:10 GMT]]>A note next to a Spy Glass that says:

" DON'T LOOK INTO MORE THEN 2 MINUTES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES "

The Consequnces are Lord Fear's Eye bolts or his Fireballs.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19050https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19050Tue, 10 Feb 2004 13:06:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Tue, 10 Feb 2004 00:41:12 GMT]]>

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  😘

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

Oh Boy when HStorm reads that.

I wouldn't want to be you MPK.

😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19045https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19045Tue, 10 Feb 2004 00:41:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Mon, 09 Feb 2004 22:52:46 GMT]]>WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  😘

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19043https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19043Mon, 09 Feb 2004 22:52:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Mon, 09 Feb 2004 20:19:57 GMT]]>Hanging above Stocks containing Motley.

"WARNNING: DO NOT OPEN, CONTENCE HAZZADOUS TO SANITY."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19037https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19037Mon, 09 Feb 2004 20:19:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Warning signs! on Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:23:26 GMT]]>Lord Fear's Door

"QUARANTINE!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19029https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19029Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:23:26 GMT