The rhythmic gymnasts use clubs, so that could be an interesting one for Mr Grimwold...

Treguard: Ooh... Nasty. I looks like things began to heat up for you team, if only you'd taken the water. You know what that means. Spellcasting:

D I S M I S S

(Of all the puns in Km, this has to be the second-worst; behind Shell Phone! )

Stiletta: Archery/Fencing/Anything that would involve combat. Mind you, she'd have competition from Gundrada/Gwendoline/Romahna

Skarkill (s5) would do well in the 200 metres, if he was being pursued by bees!

Come to think of it, even those Blockers move quite fast when they aren't needed any more...

Troll- the highjump (he'd barely need to lift his foot to clear a few metres)

Scott series 3- The long jump. Well, he proved he can leap quite a leap!

I agree with the pickle gymnastics idea as well. Can just see him smirking away.

"Will you please take... THAT!!!"

If the torch goes out then Lord F would have to relight it.

Skarkill, Grippa, Rhark and Tiny would be a great relay team.

The Miremen would do swimming.

I think if Hands would do every event except any swimming events and win because of his smell would make the other competitors off

But as The Brollachan said Lord F would make Hands do swimming events and just play them off as Bathes.

Well it's one way of Lord Fear getting Sly Hands to take a bath - and the smell might put other competitiors off.

Examples whould be that Fatilla would compete in the Discus, Shot and hammer throw.

Sir Hugh - Show Jumping

McGrew - The old favourite tossing the Cabre

I could also picture Pickle competing in Mens Gymnastics.

Brother Mace: Imagine him running along a beach in slow motion, a la Chariots Of Fire!

Brother Mace: Imagine him running along a beach in slow motion, a la BAYWATCH!  

Sorry - just had to be said...

(Possibly Fatilla in tow?)

Hordriss as a Karate master?  You're right, he's really disciplined imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...

I was thinking more of Mr Miogie (sorry can't spell his name) out of the Karate Kid. I could also imagine Mogga as one of those Karate type Monks, I don't know if you know the ones I mean though!

I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!

Yes, that's a good one. He might across a bit like Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

How about Mellisandre leading an aerobics class?

I reckon his record in a whole pint of ale was something like a 0:06.375 seconds... Unsuprisingly! He can also do a cards or drafts game too!

So much for sports!

And the witches would be good at Quidditch, of course! (sorry, non Harry Potter fans but it's true!).

Hordriss as a Karate master?  You're right, he's really disciplined imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...

I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!

You know, I can really see that, with all the staring and posing and the ancient challenge rites and such.

I'm sure whatever sport Mrs. G. turned her hand to, she'd be no good at it at all and would therefore cheat outrageously.

Velda can be a great achery player...

More like Shooting!

I think Gwendoline as a archery player

McGrew could be in the Highlang Games

Sir Hugh as professional jouster

Gundrada - fencing

Grimwold - Rugby

I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!

lets not forget Lord Fear as professional world champion and record breaking gloater

They reach their destination, and it's the Dungeon antechamber, with a giant dartboard behind Treguard's chair, and Jim Bowen dressed as an elf.

Treguard: 'The book, Borwen.'

Borwen: 'Oh, the book, smashing, super. Right, the Team's on Level One, 50 points they have...'

Sorry, Motley, this is a bit off-topic! But see how inspirational KM can be?

Brother Strange would be a fine cards player. He has a great poker face!

Brother Mace: Imagine him running along a beach in slow motion, a la Chariots Of Fire!

Mrs. Grimwold as a darts player!

Jim Bowen on Bullseye: 'Alright, super, smashing, if you get 180 on the next throw you've won the holiday to Winteria, if not, you lose the washing machine and the bone, and all you get's your CFH, your Cart Fare Home.'

Mrs. Grimwold: 'Alright, dearie, gimme a chance. Shuddup, Festus!! I've gotta concentrate or you'll lose the bone! No, you can't eat Jim Bowen!'

LOL. That's fantastic, especially for those of us who remember the show and all the catchphrases. I can imagine her getting distracted and losing the prizes, so Festus decides to start eating the set. Jim Bowen would inveitably, therefore, with chaos, cackling and electronic barking all around him, have to use in his closing speech to camera...

"You can't eat a bit of Bully!"