Report:

"JESTER AND FERRYMAN FIGHT IN THE CRAZED HEFER"

Two men will be facing charges after a squabble in the local inn "The Crazed Hefer." One man was told what he said before the incident.

Motley: "I springs into action, flexes my mighty muscles. Cor, what a body I says to meself and prepared for deadly combat... Anyway I says ,"and lets me mash that loose hoodie in of yours..."

We couldn't interview the Ferryman for he had some sort of voice problem... This was his only reply...

Boatman: "Mrrrph, Mrrrrrrrph, Hmmmmph..."