A Dungeoneer has just died by being guided right instead of left (or vice versa) by a Bad Adviser. As Treguard begins to castigate the Team, the Bad Adviser turns round to him and sings...

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BAD ADVISER:

'Oh Treguard Treguard, how was I supposed to know

My left hand from my right, yeah

Oh Treguard Treguard, I shouldn't have had a go

And now we're out of Knight-mare'

[Turns to Other Advisers]

'Show me, if you want to know me

Tell me'

OTHER ADVISERS:

      'Maybe'

BAD ADVISER:

'I think I should go now

Thanks a lot'

DUNGEONEER:

'My only friends were killing me

(Don't cry)

I must confess

I still believe

(Still believe)

Without bad ad-vice I'd be less blind

[To Advisers]

Give him a si-i-ign'

[The Other Advisers stick a sign to the Bad Adviser pointing out his Left and his Right. They all smile forgivingly at each other.]

ADVISERS AND DUNGEONEER:

'Help me Treguard one more time!'

[Treguard shakes his head.]