The Dungeon Mash

While they are filming KM late one night

The Advisors Eyes Behold an eerie sight

For the bungling dungeeoner goes and dies

And suddenly to their surprise

He does the mash

He does the dungeon mash

The dungeon mash

It was a dungeon smash

He did the mash

It caught on in a flash

He did the mash

He did the dungeon mash

From the level 1 clue room to the castle east

In the darkening chamber where wall monsters feast

The goblins all came from their humble den

To give an accomanyment on the horn, then

They did the mash

They did the dungeonmash

The dungeon mash

It was a dungeon smash

They did the mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the mash

They did the dungeon mash

The trolls and the ogres were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Lord Fear,

And many a minion

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

goblins on the horns, backed by Mr's G's three headed hound

The powers that be were about to arrive

With their magician Merlin who made the dungeoneer alive

They played the mash

They played the dungeon mash

The dungeon mash

It was a dungeon smash

They played the mash

It caught on in a flash

They played the mash

They played the dungeon mash

Out of the spyglass, Fear's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He looked through the glass and shook his fist

And said, "Why was I not told that you'd all started to sing?"

It's called the mash

It's called the dungeon mash

The dungeon mash

And it's a dungeon smash

It's called the mash

It's caught on in a flash

It's called the mash

It's called the dungeon mash

Now everything's cool, Fear's a part of the band

And the dungeoneer's mash is the hit of the land

For you, the watchers, this mash wasnt meant to be

When you get to my dungeon i'll say "ooo Nasty!"

Then you can mash

Then you can dungeon mash

The dungeon mash

And do my dungeon smash

Then you can mash

You'll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash

Then you can dungeon mash