It's Series 4, and Treguard is about to put the Helm of Justice onto a Dungeoneer. Now this Dungeoneer has been getting cold feet, maybe because he senses that with its various innovations, Series 4 is not quite the Knightmare he dreamed of going on, so to speak. Treguard gives the Dungeoneer one last chance to turn down the Helm; but the Dungeoneer says 'No. We're gonna do this. Put it on. Blind me. Give me... no vision.' Then he sings:

'One man, one Helm... no vision

One heart, one sack... just one decision

One bash, no flight... yeah, one quest no vision

One path one game

On television

Four friends one hope

One steadfast mission

Wowowowowowo gimme no vision

Step left, turn right

You're gonna see us take the bark and the bite

Fake blood, real pain

All I need is no forward vision

One path one game

On television

Four friends one hope

One steadfast mission

Wowowowowowo gimme no vision

I had a dream

When I was young

A dream of matte illusions

A quest of hope and unity

And visions of our reunion

Then an eye shield's spied

And they film outside

And in my heart I cried

Look what they've done to my dream

[The Dungeoneer grabs a staff from the corner of the anteroom, and dares to cavort a la Freddie on stage with a microphone stand. By this time, the three Advisers are imitating the other members of Queen - a bit like the video for The Miracle, but even more laughable.  :-/]

So give me one wall

Give me two clues

I'm ready

There's only one direction

One well, some wishin'

(All we need is) no no no vision

All risk, some fright

And excitation

We will be knights

Then a celebration

Wowo wo wo yeah

No no no no no no no...

[Instrumental]

One path one game

On television

Four friends one hope

One steadfast mission

Gimme one cart

Gimme two doors

Just gimme

One elf one maid

Three beards one spell

Today hey hey

Just gimme gimme gimme gimme

Fried goblin'