<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Knightmare Article*]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">*aka Rachel's bi-annual contribution to the forum</p>
<p dir="auto">I found this because I am cool and should be working (this is all a complete lie of course, I never feel I should be working):</p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="http://www.crystinkingfish.com/retroshow.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">http://www.crystinkingfish.com/retroshow.htm</a></p>
<p dir="auto">it will probably be at a different link when the new issue comes out etc</p>
<p dir="auto">love, hugs, kisses and glow-in-the-dark stars,</p>
<p dir="auto">Rachel</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/679/knightmare-article</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 06:08:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/679.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2003 16:45:36 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 03 Feb 2004 03:00:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I missed THIS over Xmas holidays? Oh man....</p>
<p dir="auto">Fun to read, now. Except for that bit with the devilish oaf (i.e. not andy, ok? No lawsuits, please, this is Britain, not America  ;)) flaming and looking foolish. He was a dolt of extreme proportions...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18847</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18847</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2004 03:00:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 03 Feb 2004 01:24:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">wow, im proud to have caused the biggest discussion, including flames that we have had for ages  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
<p dir="auto">andy, kate - i know where you work (surprisingly i think you know where i work as well... and probably where i live).</p>
<p dir="auto">i said it would be archived so there was nothing sinister there.</p>
<p dir="auto">incidentally, the t-shirt was cool as was the guy in it.  he's probably a cambridge graduate investment banker now though or something.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18844</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18844</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rachelesque]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2004 01:24:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 27 Jan 2004 01:18:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hehe.. to Kate and Andy, if they do check this thread once more: I must go and search around the site, if I may. We must admit, there aren't too many people who could, or indeed would, justifiably write such efforts about KM without it being jest.</p>
<p dir="auto">I'd be very interested to know more about what your aims and ambitions are with the site; for I'm taking an English lit degree with Latin, and am looking to pursue a course in journalism on completion. Projects like that, (while, of course, it's seen a sticky introduction) are just the kind of thing I'm always looking to get involved in. Feel free to PM or pinch my e-mail address from the profile. Otherwise, good luck!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18499</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18499</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[KaM]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2004 01:18:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Fri, 23 Jan 2004 20:51:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Nice to read the apology, don't worry too much about having a bad day, everyone does and what your site is trying to do is a good thing and I as a writer fully understand how you do not want to ruin confidence by over editing.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18342</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18342</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2004 20:51:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Thu, 22 Jan 2004 21:38:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">You're a bloke Motley! You're a bloke !</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18286</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18286</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 21:38:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Thu, 22 Jan 2004 01:28:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I know that after my comments on the cloths of Motley and Colin Baker this is going to sound SOOOOO Hypacritiacal</p>
<p dir="auto">BUT</p>
<p dir="auto">I rather like that lads shirt (assumeing you meen the Tie-Dyed one) can't say much for its owners looks but thats beside the point.  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18229</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18229</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 01:28:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Thu, 22 Jan 2004 01:22:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I seem to remember you and a few other female members defending his shirt from my attacks a while back. Something tells me you weren't really looking at the shirt, however.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18228</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18228</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 01:22:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Wed, 21 Jan 2004 15:09:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">RESOLVED!  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18173</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18173</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2004 15:09:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:11:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thats the one! The one in the cool T shirt!</p>
<p dir="auto">And thank you for the explanation and apology, andy_w.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18114</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18114</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:11:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 20 Jan 2004 11:23:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">RESOLVED!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18055</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18055</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 11:23:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 20 Jan 2004 01:04:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">I thought Tim from the team before Barry's was quite a good-looking geek...</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">You mean the one on the team before Julie's, with the interesting t-shirt. I agree about him being good looking. Just looking through some of the guides from s5 onwards I don't think that two of the advisors (the two dark haired ones can't remember whos who name wise) from t6 s5, aren't too bad either!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18028</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18028</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 01:04:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 20 Jan 2004 00:38:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I thought Tim from the team before Barry's was quite a good-looking geek...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18023</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18023</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 00:38:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 20 Jan 2004 00:22:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">...The show's players were geeks...</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Oi some of those contestants come around here sometimes. (Okay yes talk about living in a glass house, so i'll stop throwing stones now and start boarding up my glass windows!) To be serious though I think articles like that need to be specified that they are a fun poking jibe, and should certainly not be taken seriously.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18022</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18022</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 00:22:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Tue, 20 Jan 2004 00:10:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Dear All,</p>
<p dir="auto">I am sorry for the message we wrote - we were a little stressed out about various other things at the time of writing and sort of took it out on you.  We really aren't that evil or nasty...or often that arragont... and didn't mean to cause too much offense.   The point we were trying to get across is that the site isn't meant to be serious, and what we stick up there is written because people want to write it.  It was our first edition and yes, okay, we don't have too much practical experience, despite our various university qualifications, in editing and stuff, but we try our best.  Most of the people who write for us have had little or no previous writing experience, so we want to give them a chance to get something 'published'...if that means not ripping it to shreds and rewriting it totally then so be it - therefore with this approach what we upload may not be a beautifully written piece that could win awards and change lives.   Also, as we mentioned, the opinions of the author's who write for us are not the opinions of the society as a whole, so please don't take CryStinkingFish us as a Knightmare hating people. ( even if it was not meant as a Knightmare flame).</p>
<p dir="auto">Yes, the animation comment was a cheap dig - I fully appreciate how much graphics have evolved over the last twenty years, and yes, Nemo and the skull are incomparable.  The graphics at the time were pretty effective and certainly were good enough for the purpose.  The point was that today, when viewed on Challenge TV, it is a little difficult not to chuckle (without malice I might add) at the way it looks.  And Finally, to be fair, the kids that did go on the show weren't exactly your stereotypical 'cool kid' were they?  I think its sad that kids shows these days aren't anywhere near as challenging as Knightmare, and so attract less intelligent contestants.  The show's players were geeks, but I don't think thats a bad thing - those are the ones who will have gone on to get firsts at Cambridge, no doubt, while Funhouse contestants are probably reading the Sun.</p>
<p dir="auto">Anyway, hope this clears things up and you don't hate us utterly, we don't want to make enemies...well, not too many anyway</p>
<p dir="auto">Kate + Andy.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18018</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/18018</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[andy_w]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 00:10:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:45:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yes, they have a right to say what they like, but if you're going to react so badly when people don't like it, it's not a good sign.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17988</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17988</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:45:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 18:28:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Well they have a right to free speech but they can hardly complain when we disagree.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17975</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17975</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 18:28:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 15:05:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Just hope they've made it a little more friendly...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17956</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17956</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 15:05:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 15:00:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Nothing sinister there. It's "older" material. They'd have moved it to the archive after a couple of months, it's common practise.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17955</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17955</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 15:00:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 13:05:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Good question!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17945</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17945</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 13:05:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:50:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I Wounder why thwy moved the page.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17943</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17943</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:50:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:37:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Grrrrr!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17932</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17932</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:37:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:33:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">No the page is still there. The link isn't working but the page is still there. It's now been moved to  <a href="http://crystinkingfish.com/aug2003/retroshow.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">http://crystinkingfish.com/aug2003/retroshow.htm</a></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17930</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17930</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:33:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:04:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Looks like the page is inactive now! This link doesn't work!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17921</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17921</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:04:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Article* on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:03:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I suppose...</p>
<p dir="auto">Just because this guy doesn't like Knightmare doesn't mean to say he can't have a go at us for doing the same...</p>
<p dir="auto">Err... Did I say that right?  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":(" alt="😞" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17920</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17920</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:03:55 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>