Genius!

Thank you.  

Incidentally, can anyone think of a song which features 'dungeon' either in the title or in the lyrics? I can think of one...

New parody:

It's Series 3, and Dungeoneer Julie is cornered by goblins. She didn't earn any goblin magic from Merlin; the Team is in profound trouble. All Julie has is a green gemstone. One of her advisers says something to her along the lines of: "Say hello to the goblins, Julie, and ask them if they'd like a present. Better yet, sing! Sing your heart out!" And she does (to the tune of this Culture Club song

Give me ti-ime

Tooo hear the bell chime

Let me love its peal

I can't prance

Away from you guys

I wish this weren't real

Do you really want to hunt me?

Do you really want to make me die?

Here's a gem so you don't thump me

Dungeoneers must ask you why

In my heart I know it's over

Came from Leicester, to be stars

But the schoolkids they will tease me

'Sidestep left, Jewel-ie!' - ha-ha

Do you really want to hunt me?

Do you really want to make me die?

Do you really want to hunt me?

Do you really want to make me die?

Words are few I have spoken

Though I've faced a thousand fears

I've not lost yet - hey, stop pokin'

Save me from the classroom jeers

You're attacking but believe me

Green's your colour, don't you know

You guys hate without a reason

Not prepared to let me go

If it's flesh you want from me

Then take it away

Everyone is not so tasty

It's over in pain

Do you really want to hunt me?

Do you really want to make me die?

Do you really want to hunt me?

Do you really want to make me die?

...Chorus repeats until Treguard's farewell speech.