<![CDATA[Parodies of Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show]]>LISSARD:

It's astounding

Time is fleeting

Lordness takes his toll

But listen closely

LORD FEAR:

Not for very much longer, I hope

LISSARD:

You've got to keep control

I remember doing the timewarp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

BOTH:

And the void would be calling

TEAM:

Let's do the Timewarp again

Let's do the Timewarp again

TREGUARD:

It's just a jump to the left

TEAM:

And then a step to the right

TREGUARD:

put your food in your sack

TEAM:

and get out in time

But it's the great causeway

That really drives you insane

Let's do the Timewarp again

Let's do the Timewarp again

BROLLOCHAN:

It's so dreamy

Oh Lord Fear free me

So you can't see me

No not at all

in another dimension

With omnipotent intension

Well secluded

I'll see all

LORD FEAR:

With a bit of a mind flip

BROLLOCHAN:

You're into the time slip

LISSARD:

And no series can ever be the same

BROLLOCHAN:

You're spaced out on sensation

LORD FEAR:

Shut up - you're under sedation!

TEAM:

Let's do the Timewarp again

Let's do the Timewarp again

MELLISANDRA:

Well I was walking through the dwarf tunnels just having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise

He had a mining cart, and a lizards's eyes

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

TREGUARD:

It's just a jump to the left

TEAM:

And then a step to the right

TREGUARD:

With your life-force high

TEAM:

You get out in time

But it's the great causeway

That really drives you insane

Let's do the Timewarp again

Let's do the Timewarp again

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/682/parodies-of-time-warp-from-rocky-horror-picture-showRSS for NodeTue, 15 Sep 2026 19:41:15 GMTMon, 10 Nov 2003 19:28:11 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Parodies of Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show on Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:32:57 GMT]]>The song is based off of the Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show:

It’s astounding, life force fleeting,

Directions take their toll,

Now listen closely, not for very much longer,

Simon, sidestep to your left!

I remember seeing him sidestep,

Taking one step too far left,

It was one small direction, the last for poor Simon,

Let’s do the sidesteps again.

Let’s do the sidesteps again.

It’s just a step to the left,

No it’s a step to the right,

Simon fell into the pit,

Turned out the dungeon’s light,

Cos’ it’s the left and right,

That really drives you insane,

Let’s do the sidesteps again!

These guys were dreaming, couldn’t hope to be champions,

He couldn’t see the pit, not at all,

In another dimension, with a heroic intention,

But well secluded, the sword did lie,

Couldn’t hope to retrieve it,

Without knowing directions,

It’s location was completely idiot proof,

Now the team all hate Andrew, as he tried to give his view,

Let’s do the sidesteps again...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41191https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41191Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:32:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parodies of Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:53:20 GMT]]>We gotta have the brollachan or Grimaldine doing the timewarp though- I know if you've read me other posts on this, you probs think its a tired idea now but I think it would work!!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33987https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33987Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:53:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parodies of Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show on Sat, 08 Jan 2005 09:53:00 GMT]]>Appologies if this ideas been used before, but here's the start of a silly idea...

It's astounding;

Life-force fleeting;

Madness takes its toll.

But listen closely...

Not for very much longer.

I've got to keep control.

I remember the Corridor of Blades

Drinking those moments when

The rotating blade would hit me

And the gong would be tolling...

Let's do the quest once again.

Let's do the quest once again.

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a side-step to the right.

With your helmet on your head.

You hold the eyeshield up high.

But it's the Block and Tackle

That really drives you insane.

Let's do the quest once again.

Let's do the quest once again.

...To be continued...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30283https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30283Sat, 08 Jan 2005 09:53:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parodies of Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show on Tue, 11 Nov 2003 22:17:30 GMT]]>keep em all coming people I will get another one up soon enough

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/13105https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/13105Tue, 11 Nov 2003 22:17:30 GMT