I noticed you stuck them all up on ff.net. I think I'll do the same!!!

Well, in a year's time this topic may be buried deep within the Forum, so I thought putting the songs on fanfiction.net (at least for now) would ensure their prominence.

My fanfiction account, by the way, resides at http://www.fanfiction.net/~drassil. Anyone who visits can also read my Knightmare/Quantum Leap crossover fanfiction story, which should soon find its way onto the main KM website. (Sorry for the self-serving plug!) In fact, there is an entire category of enjoyable Knightmare stories on fanfiction.net.

And the song, that I hinted at in an earlier post, with the word 'dungeon' in? Well, it's by Queen! The song is a hit called 'Now I'm Here'.

I like the Timewarp song - fun to visualise!

Here's something a bit different:

[A woman - I don't know who - is in love with Hordriss and wants to be with him. She has seen a side to him that we never see. Based on The Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh.]

I've never seen you looking so lofty as you did tonight

I've never seen you less uptight

I've never seen so many kids ask you if you'd give them a spell

They're looking for a snowball in hell

Hopes lost down the well

And I've never seen that stress you're bearing

Or the highlights in your hair

That match your gown

Without a frown

The wizard in red

Is prancing with glee

So to speak

There's nobody here

It's just you and me

Somewhere on Level Three

But I hardly know

This mage with whom I hide

I'll never regret

The things we'll do tonight

[At the same time, she has to tell another gentleman that she is not interested in him.]

I've never seen you looking so scary as you did tonight

I've never seen your skin so white

You're worth erasing

I've seen so many children falling prey to infanticide

And when you turned to me and smiled it took my lunch away

And I have never found you less appealing

With a feeling of complete and utter fright, as I do tonight

I hate Mogdred

He's glancing at me

I feel weak

Don't want to be here

It's Hordriss you see

With whom I wanna be

But I hardly know

This villain by my side

I'll never forget

How charmlessly he tried

[So she goes back to Hordriss.]

I never will regret

The things we'll do tonight

The wizard in red

More fun than Mogdred

I love you

Here's another:

A Dungeoneer enters the school playground, fresh from his appearance on Knightmare, and is bombarded by eager questions. When he starts to get some rather misguided ones, he reveals to the stunned masses the secret of Knightmare: blue screen technology. To the tune of Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65.

'Yo listen up, here's a story

About a little guy that walked through a blue world

And all day on Knightmare everything he sees

Is just blue, like him, inside and outside

Blue his quest, with a blue little clue room

And a blue causeway

And everything is blue for him

And himself and all the crew standing round

Because he's got advisers who listen

It's blue chrom-a-key

Live or die it's chrom-a-key

Dragons fly by chrom-a-key

It's no lie

It's blue though you can't see

Blades race by by chrom-a-key

When doors cry it's chrom-a-key

Live or die

I have a blue quest with a blue portal

Blue is the colour that I mustn't wear

Blue are the floors and all the walls are too

On every level, One Two Three it's blue

Blue is the magic here that flies around

Blue like the causeway, it's in and outside

Blue are the notes we make and what we think

Blue is the Dungeon, that lives inside me

It's blue chrom-a-key

Live or die it's chrom-a-key

Dragons fly by chrom-a-key

It's no lie

It's blue though you can't see

Blades race by by chrom-a-key

When doors cry it's chrom-a-key

Live or die...'

And so on.