Like S3 dwarf tunnels, of course...

Watch the episodes of Knightmare that I have on video  

I dunno... we've been given a pile of the seasons on Challenge, and I still want to watch the epidoes I've taped off it or acquired from Treguard.

...what do you mean, "you really should get out more"?

A la series 5, team 3.

Filling up the pot with boiling water, pouring from pot into mug with milk in it, taking a sip.....

"Ooooh, nice tea"

This joke has, as speculated, been made before.

One possible treatment is to wear high heels, in order to imitate the excessive sound of footsteps heard whenever a Series 3 dungeoneer walks along a corridor.

Another is to develop multiple personality disorder, so that you have three voices in your head advising you step-by-step.

Purchase and converse with A Wok.

Eat a Pickle.

Draw a giant face on your bedroom wall, and when you hear someone talking in another room, pretend it is the face.

If you happen to own two identical cats, fit them with lasers and get them to stand very still at either side of the front door, a la the Series 3 Level 3 cat puzzle.

Get an airport job at Passport Control, and greet every incoming traveller with "Enter, stranger."

Open a gloomy theme park called GrimWorld.

Find a person with a sense of humour who smirks almost automatically, and tell them in a posh accent to "turn their smirkin' orf forthwith."

Watch The Addams Family, and when Uncle Fester comes on, shout "SHUDDUP, FESTER!" A similar treatment is possible with the character of Feste at a performance of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night.

Join Brother Mace's order of Tavern Monks, and become "sworn to insobriety", i.e. go to university.

Or, visit the Knightmare Discussion Forum.

I'm sure many of us suffered this when Knightmare was taken off our screens, and still are! What are the symptoms and how do you treat it?

Watch the episodes of Knightmare that I have on video  

Another KM  withdrawl symptom is following friends and relatives around with a mask over you head and slowly peeling it apart while warning them "Life Force Fading!" and encouraging them to pick up old bits of sandwich from the street to replentish it!!

Another one is using spellcasting to help you (e.g o no I dropped the remote spellcasting "R-E-T-R-I-E-V-E")

"Ooooh Nasty!"

Filling up the pot with boiling water, pouring from pot into mug with milk in it, taking a sip.....

"Ooooh, nice tea"

PROBLEM: When my sister shouts at me or someone calles one an other face ache...

It remindes me of Elita...

CURE: I just end the argument...

I liked the music on the final bit... Trying to find the prizes that was cool but the themes bugged me a bit...

And I kind of liked Fun House. I mean, wouldn't you like a huge room in your house exactly like the Fun House itself, complete with go-kart track? I would have.

Not fussed about the first half of the show...it picked up instantly from the go-kart race...

But now I've...got...that...music...in...my...head....

Symptoms:

• Inducing sightlessness with balaclava/cap/helmet/cooking pan and demanding a friend guides you everywhere

• Uncontrollable utterings of "Ooooh Nasty!" whenever you disagree with something or are upset

• You have a neverending collection of knapsacks of all shapes and sizes, and a militia of objects to put in them all in one special room

• You get involved with the Knightmare RPG

"fun house, its a whole lotta fun  

  prizes to be won........!"

as the show starts then grab an iron bar an hammer in your T.V, however when KM comes on again then buy a new T.V  ;D