<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of the R White's Lemonade song]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a href="http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&amp;t=4473" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Good one</a>.  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=cbb8c768457" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
<p dir="auto">Here comes a parody of a famous lemonade advert. There's a recording of the song <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wem9aniMOo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">here</a>.</p>
<p dir="auto">Friday at 4:40. In Treguard's antechamber, a Chinese market trader has set up his stall, and included among his wares is a bottle of cherryade. Treguard comes down a staircase leading into the antechamber, wearing striped pyjamas. He sings:</p>
<p dir="auto">'I'm a secret marketplace user</p>
<p dir="auto">(Ah-Wok, Ah-Wok)</p>
<p dir="auto">I've been trying to give it up</p>
<p dir="auto">But it's almost 5 o'clock</p>
<p dir="auto">(Ah-Wok, Ah-Wok)</p>
<p dir="auto">Ah-Wok's cherryade</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm a secret marketplace user</p>
<p dir="auto">(Ah-Wok, Ah-Wok, Ah-Wok...)'</p>
<p dir="auto">Meanwhile, somewhere completely different, another market trader is being asked to dance:</p>
<p dir="auto">'Scaramonger, Scaramonger, will you do the fandango?'</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/707/parody-of-the-r-white-s-lemonade-song</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2026 04:32:50 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/707.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2003 15:43:08 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of the R White's Lemonade song on Thu, 20 Nov 2003 18:02:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That's a good one - it never occured to me to do that in the first KM Karaoke post.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/13496</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/13496</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2003 18:02:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of the R White's Lemonade song on Thu, 20 Nov 2003 15:51:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I'd thought of that last one... ..wondered how long it would be before someone would do that line.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/13484</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/13484</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2003 15:51:11 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>