<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Characters that sucked in knightmare]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">My top 3 of the most characters i thought sucked.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Fidjit (series 7)</p>
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<p dir="auto">McGrew (series 3)</p>
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<p dir="auto">Misstress Goody (Series 4)</p>
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<p dir="auto">Heggerty</p>
<p dir="auto">Aesandre</p>
<p dir="auto">Maldame</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody</p>
<p dir="auto">Majida</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27639</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27639</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Wolfshead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 18:09:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Mon, 12 Jul 2004 10:50:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Mind you, clever evil guys like Lord Fear value their lives, so they aren't going to endanger themselves. Take the series 8 encounter, for example. Lord Fear knows when he is beaten, and runs off.</p>
<p dir="auto">Lest we forget, Lord fear and his cronies managed to capture a few...overall, he's a great heartless evil being.</p>
<p dir="auto">But since I never said which were my worst, here goes:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Pixie. I can't actually hear anything she says, as it's so high-pitched.</p>
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<p dir="auto">The Gatekeeper. Hey, Brian Blessed could have played the part, and it still would have been poor. Just a bit-part.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Elita. I just didn't like her. At all. She was just too foul-mouthed even for me.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Ta-da! It's the weeping doors. Used sparingly, perhaps they would have juuuuust been tolerable. However, the linear s4 meant we saw them at least once per episode.</p>
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]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27633</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27633</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 10:50:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Fri, 09 Jul 2004 21:41:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Mellisandre, she overacted too much. Also Lord Fear because all he really did was sit on his fat backside getting his croneys to stop dungeoneers. Erm... Pickle, need I say why? As far as monsters go, the floating head (the one with the bear and green hair), the blockers, pooka and brangwen.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27545</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27545</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Raven]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2004 21:41:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Thu, 08 Jul 2004 16:38:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I didn't like Mistress Goody or Fidjit. Paul Valentine should've been allowed to play Motley for series 7.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27490</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27490</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Golgarach]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2004 16:38:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Wed, 07 Jul 2004 13:56:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">"Dare I admit them!"</p>
<p dir="auto">1)Lord Fear (great actor just his voice would get on my nerves)</p>
<p dir="auto">2)Majida (again cos of her voice)</p>
<p dir="auto">3)Pickle (everything about him)</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Gets ready to dodge fireballs</em></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27451</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27451</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MagicMiranda]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2004 13:56:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Wed, 07 Jul 2004 13:30:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">O.K., here goes...the five worst characters ever.</p>
<p dir="auto">5: Majida. <em>dodges weapons thrown by Majida's fans</em> Now calm down! Both of you! Not really. I tolerated her, I just liked Pickle better.</p>
<p dir="auto">4: Maldame. To be frank, her voice annoyed me, and i'll never forgive her for causing so much trouble for Lord F.</p>
<p dir="auto">3: Snapper Jack. Do I really need to explain this? No. Thought not. He would have been higher, but those bloody crying doors are always hard to beat.</p>
<p dir="auto">2: Those Bloody Crying Doors. Honestly! they're so boring! Whenever these came on, i'd just go out and get a cuppa.</p>
<p dir="auto">1: Honesty Bartram. Simply because I'll never forgive him for trying to be Julius Scaramonger. I should add that he failed. Dismally.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27447</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27447</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[darkDescender]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2004 13:30:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:12:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">ya i mean misstriss goody was a rubbish replacement cuz when i was watchin seris 3 i kept shouting SHUT UP FESTUS! pickle anoyed the hell out of me and after i saw what little raptor had he is really rubbish compared to skarkill</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21299</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21299</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[simiano]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:12:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Mon, 12 Apr 2004 00:20:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Oh hey Sb04 trust me, for the sake of your own sanity, you DON'T EVER want to meat (See) Casper The Key.</p>
<p dir="auto">He was in S1 &amp; 2 and was the most annoying little clot you could ever meat.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21134</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21134</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2004 00:20:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Sun, 11 Apr 2004 23:54:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I can't stand those weeping doors. they really are a pain to listen.</p>
<p dir="auto">Mrs goodey was a wast of time.</p>
<p dir="auto">I like most of the characters apart from the two i said above.</p>
<p dir="auto">don't remember casper the key. what series was he in.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21129</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21129</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sb04]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2004 23:54:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Sun, 11 Apr 2004 09:49:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">We should start a new thread fpr Characters that were underused in Knightmare.</p>
<p dir="auto">What do you think guys?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21075</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21075</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LordF]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2004 09:49:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Mon, 15 Dec 2003 16:55:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">another character that sucked was gumboil he never ad a kill but was very close 2 catching Julian from s2 team 10</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15194</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15194</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[King_Gazz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 16:55:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Mon, 15 Dec 2003 16:46:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">I can't remember what I thought of Motley as a kidsie, but since I was such a tasteful child I'm sure I must have hated him, since he really is very annoying. I know some people here like him, but I can't wait for him to get off screen. Most of his lines are just so bad. Sometimes I really wonder if Motley and Mellisandre are having a contest to see who can be the most pointlessly patronising, although Melly wins that particular battle every time.</p>
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<p dir="auto"><em>Snif</em>  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":(" alt="😞" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15189</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15189</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 16:46:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Sun, 14 Dec 2003 13:01:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody for sure.  A lousy ripoff of a lovable original.  </p>
<p dir="auto">The Door Monsters bored me to death.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15081</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15081</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[PunmiesterWhiteley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2003 13:01:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Sat, 13 Dec 2003 22:55:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Actually, I didn't like Motley very much either. I know he had some character depth at least, but as a jester he had to tell jokes, and his jokes were so crummy ("my mate Dicken, he ain't no chicken" etc) that I just want to put my head through a bank vault door whenever I listen to him.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I can't remember what I thought of Motley as a kidsie, but since I was such a tasteful child I'm sure I must have hated him, since he really is very annoying. I know some people here like him, but I can't wait for him to get off screen. Most of his lines are just so bad. Sometimes I really wonder if Motley and Mellisandre are having a contest to see who can be the most pointlessly patronising, although Melly wins that particular battle every time.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15053</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15053</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2003 22:55:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Fri, 05 Dec 2003 16:20:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/alt/wong/km1.txt" alt="" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14479</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14479</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DavidNewton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2003 16:20:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Thu, 04 Dec 2003 21:58:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Another crappy character in KM was treguard</p>
<p dir="auto">Ok, I was kidding  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14437</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14437</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 21:58:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Thu, 04 Dec 2003 21:50:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">I didn't think much of the mournful Gargoyle in Series 3. And as for Ariadne: couldn't they have given her a voice to make her more interesting, like they did with Smirkenorff?</p>
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<p dir="auto">Nah... would probably turn out far too corny and reduce the frightening/creepy effect her presence produces (which his her ruling quality  ).</p>
<p dir="auto">Good point about the Blockers, though.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14436</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14436</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Cull]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 21:50:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Thu, 04 Dec 2003 21:47:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I didn't think much of the mournful Gargoyle in Series 3. And as for Ariadne: couldn't they have given her a voice to make her more interesting, like they did with Smirkenorff? The giant Scorpion and the giant Cobra in Series 3 also lacked variety.</p>
<p dir="auto">If you are talking literally about characters that 'sucked', then Blockers qualify, since a Blocker sucked in a dungeoneer (was it Christopher?) in Series 5 for lacking the password...  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14434</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14434</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 21:47:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 20:57:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yes, Caspar was the worst by a lo-o-o-ong way.</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody was a waste of space.</p>
<p dir="auto">Actually, I didn't like Motley very much either. I know he had some character depth at least, but as a jester he had to tell jokes, and his jokes were so crummy ("my mate Dicken, he ain't no chicken" etc) that I just want to put my head through a bank vault door whenever I listen to him.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14249</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14249</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 20:57:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 20:10:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Oh, of course - how could I forget Casper the bloomin' key! I wonder how many teams wished they could leave him behind and take the other items rather than take him (even if it did mean certain death)?</p>
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<p dir="auto">I think I'd have chosen certain death rather than have to listen to his annoying voice for a few scenes. I think I nearly included losing/destroying Casper in my 10 Quests I Wish Teams Had Been Sent On type thing. There's a probably a little corner of Technospace where Casper The Key and Fidjit the Pointless enjoy a blissful existence together, locking and unlocking doors over and over again. Oh, the laughs I bet they have...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14240</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14240</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 20:10:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 16:48:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I certainly had a good giggle at him.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14201</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14201</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 16:48:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 16:10:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">not all of the underused characters were rubbish i mean take sir hugh de witless he only appeared in seris 5 but he was a great larf.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I wouldn't really have called him "underused"... even though he was there just for one season, he did make a good number of appearances throughout that season. And I agree - he was quite entertaining.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14195</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14195</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Cull]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 16:10:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Sun, 30 Nov 2003 23:00:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">not all of the underused characters were rubbish i mean take sir hugh de witless he only appeared in seris 5 but he was a great larf. hmm worst character for me would be nemanor</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14111</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14111</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[simiano]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2003 23:00:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Characters that sucked in knightmare on Thu, 27 Nov 2003 22:12:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I liked Gibbet - even though he only appeared in Series 1 he did at least manage to get a kill to his name!  :-X</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14007</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14007</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JamesA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2003 22:12:25 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>