<![CDATA[Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas]]>'On the first day of Christmas, my Challenge? gave to me

A Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".'

It just about scans.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/72/parody-of-the-12-days-of-christmasRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 10:37:58 GMTWed, 18 Dec 2002 21:35:38 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Sun, 29 Dec 2002 11:08:44 GMT]]>All of us have a warped sense of humour in a way, though I hope no one takes any offence from this comment  😉

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1590https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1590Sun, 29 Dec 2002 11:08:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Tue, 24 Dec 2002 21:26:30 GMT]]>I think his earlier comments in this thread were pretty tongue in cheek. That's not to say he doesn't sometimes seem cynical, but I guess I'm guilty there too. I think it was my weird sense of humour that provoked his comments this time. To be honest, whether you're laughing with me or at me, so long as you're laughing, it's all good.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1465https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1465Tue, 24 Dec 2002 21:26:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Tue, 24 Dec 2002 20:50:51 GMT]]>I apologise. Those of you that know me will know I have very strong views and I'm not afraid to express them. Unfortunately it gets me into trouble most of the time. Pooka still bugs me with his cynicism.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1455https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1455Tue, 24 Dec 2002 20:50:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Tue, 24 Dec 2002 20:25:14 GMT]]>Sorry Emii, but I'm sure Pooka doesn't mean it.

We just have to bear in mind that he's a been a regular on this site a heck of a lot longer than most of us  🙂

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1446https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1446Tue, 24 Dec 2002 20:25:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Tue, 24 Dec 2002 11:32:39 GMT]]>Pooka, if you haven't got anything nice to say, go away. If you aren't badmouthing people's jokes, you badmouthing us or saying that something won't work or it'll never catch on or something similarly cynical.

How many agree with me here? If you check any of Pooka's posts you'll be hard pushed to find a positive comment.

If you think we're all so sad, why don't you make up something fun to do which you DON'T think is sad?

There - rant over.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1425https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1425Tue, 24 Dec 2002 11:32:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Tue, 24 Dec 2002 03:27:18 GMT]]>LOL - Nice one

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1413https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1413Tue, 24 Dec 2002 03:27:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 23:10:02 GMT]]>He doesn't look so tough.

He won't be smiling so smugly when Festus catches up with him.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1389https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1389Mon, 23 Dec 2002 23:10:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 22:12:31 GMT]]>All together now:

OOOH

NASTY.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1377https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1377Mon, 23 Dec 2002 22:12:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 21:23:27 GMT]]>

You are all very, very sad.  😉

but hey, like we give a toss!  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1365https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1365Mon, 23 Dec 2002 21:23:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 19:57:07 GMT]]>

You are all very, very sad.  😉

Festus, the Pooka's insulting Mummy. Din-dins!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1351https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1351Mon, 23 Dec 2002 19:57:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 19:34:35 GMT]]>You are all very, very sad.  😉

Funny though!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1348https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1348Mon, 23 Dec 2002 19:34:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 15:06:19 GMT]]>Ho ho. I think I just won the award for worst joke.

But perhaps the 12 Lord Fears-a-leaping might be a worthy addition to Hugo's panto. In the middle of a scene, on they hop, leap around a bit, then jump off again. No need to explain it to the audience or anything.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1347https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1347Mon, 23 Dec 2002 15:06:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 15:04:04 GMT]]>

Indeedy, but also rather worrying!  🙂

I just have this lovely image of them all jumping around the stage shouting at Treguard and some winning kidsies.

Hopping mad, you might say.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1346https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1346Mon, 23 Dec 2002 15:04:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 03:33:56 GMT]]>Indeedy, but also rather worrying!  🙂

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1339https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1339Mon, 23 Dec 2002 03:33:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 02:14:27 GMT]]>I'd love to see the 12 Lord Fears-a-leaping. That could be a fabulous Knightmare spin-off stage play thing.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1329https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1329Mon, 23 Dec 2002 02:14:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Mon, 23 Dec 2002 00:07:29 GMT]]>** H O O R A Y **

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1315https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1315Mon, 23 Dec 2002 00:07:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Sun, 22 Dec 2002 15:16:12 GMT]]>'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me

Twelve Lord Fears-a-leaping

Eleven kidsies roaming

Ten Pookas pooking

Nine jesters laughing

Eight teams-a-winning

Seven walls-a-riddling

Six witches cackling

Five frightknights

Four quest objects

Three dungeon levels

Two clue items

And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".'

Altogether now:

'And a Treguard who says "Ooh, Nasty".'

Well done everyone.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1304https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1304Sun, 22 Dec 2002 15:16:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Sun, 22 Dec 2002 10:20:09 GMT]]>Phew! Done it!!!!  🙂

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1296https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1296Sun, 22 Dec 2002 10:20:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Sun, 22 Dec 2002 10:18:02 GMT]]>(here it comes)

'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me

Twelve Lord Fears-a-leaping

Eleven kidsies roaming

Ten Pookas pooking

Nine jesters laughing

Eight teams-a-winning

Seven walls-a-riddling

Six witches cackling

Five frightknights

Four quest objects

Three dungeon levels

Two clue items

And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".'

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1295https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1295Sun, 22 Dec 2002 10:18:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Sun, 22 Dec 2002 10:12:36 GMT]]>'On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me

Eleven kidsies roaming

Ten Pookas pooking

Nine jesters laughing

Eight teams-a-winning

Seven walls-a-riddling

Six witches cackling

Five frightknights

Four quest objects

Three dungeon levels

Two clue items

And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".'

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1294https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1294Sun, 22 Dec 2002 10:12:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Thu, 19 Dec 2002 16:25:46 GMT]]>On the 10th day of Christmas, my Challenge? gave to me,

Ten Pookas pooking

Nine jesters laughing

Eight teams-a-winning  

Seven walls-a-riddling  

Six witches cackling  

Five frightknights

Four quest objects  

Three dungeon levels  

Two clue items  

And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".

It was all I could think of! What else do pookas do?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1226https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1226Thu, 19 Dec 2002 16:25:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:37:16 GMT]]>'On the ninth day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me

Nine jesters laughing

Eight teams-a-winning

Seven walls-a-riddling

Six witches cackling

Five frightknights

Four quest objects

Three dungeon levels

Two clue items

And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1222https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1222Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:37:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:25:35 GMT]]>'On the eighth day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me

Eight teams-a-winning

Seven walls-a-riddling

Six witches cackling

Five frightknights

Four quest objects

Three dungeon levels

Two clue items

And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1221https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1221Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:25:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas on Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:23:58 GMT]]>'On the seventh day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me

Seven walls-a-riddling

Six witches cackling

Five frightknights

Four quest objects

Three dungeon levels

Two clue items

And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".

Seven Walls (including doors, not including the Brollachan, who just moved through walls): Olgarth, Granitas, Golgarach, Brangwen, Dooris, Doorkis, Dooreen. The Blockers didn't ask riddles. Yes, some asked questions rather than riddles, but it has to scan.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1220https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1220Thu, 19 Dec 2002 15:23:58 GMT