Post by Canadanne » Tue May 17, 2016 2:57 pm

Picklemyfav wrote:

I also assume that Pickle is still very young and is very youthful looking because of it.

If the Knightmare Top Trumps cards are accepted as canon, Pickle is supposed to be 356 years old. Which is still relatively young by elf standards, of course!

I get the impression Elita is very young and immature.

By elf standards he's only a 25 year old based on his youthful looks and how mature he appears to be. Elita is not even seventeen yet and is still in detention at school and has been since she was seven. I think Pickle is the youngest male in his family and has at least two siblings. He and seven old me would have been playmates i reckon.

When i was two years old until i was 5 i kept having dreams about this brightly coloured castle with brightly coloured rooms and there was an elf there who i know now looks like Pickle but I called him Patches. Not sure Patches was his real name though. Perhaps he is one of Pickle's siblings.

Maybe i met Pickle then and didn't know it.

I also assume that Pickle is still very young and is very youthful looking because of it.

If the Knightmare Top Trumps cards are accepted as canon, Pickle is supposed to be 356 years old. Which is still relatively young by elf standards, of course!

I get the impression Elita is very young and immature.

Re: Who's related to whom and other conspiracies!

Post by Fidjit » Mon May 16, 2016 9:38 pm

Pickle watching a quest whilst eating loads of crisps out of a bowl to satisfy cravings He breaks down if Treguard has a right go at him and walks out of the room with Treguard following saying he's sorry. And maybe Pickle gets pissed off with him because he asked for raw turnips with brown sauce and not ketchup

I hope for my childhoods piece of mind (not to mention everybody elves) that he is just simply male. Otherwise what would make Elita?? Christ if she is somehow a male then it's no secret who dominates the bedroom! Then again she'd dominate it male or otherwise methinks

Calm down folks. I am pretty sure that Pickle is a normal male.

I assume that elves that have both genders at once would be very very very very rare. Maybe about 1 in 7 million or a third gender kind of thing. I also assume that Pickle is still very young and is very youthful looking because of it. The reason that thought came to me in the first place is because i watched a programme last week about how the very early Jesus had both male and female features and he looked a bit like a elf without the pointy ears.

Elita is a female. Of that i am pretty sure.

If Pickle had been different in that way i think someone would have told us by now. lol.

It would be interesting if elves do have a third gender or have hermaphroditism/intersex in some way? As some animals in the wild have hermaphroditism.

In biology, a hermaphrodite is an organism that has reproductive organs normally associated with both male and female sexes.[1] Many taxonomic groups of animals (mostly invertebrates) do not have separate sexes.[2] In these groups, hermaphroditism is a normal condition, enabling a form of sexual reproduction in which both partners can act as the "female" or "male". For example, the great majority of tunicates, pulmonate snails, opisthobranch snails and slugs are hermaphrodites. Hermaphroditism is also found in some fish species and to a lesser degree in other vertebrates. Most plants are also hermaphrodites.

Humans can be intersex. So if elves are like humans it's more likely to be cases of intersex than a biological third gender that can have kids and father kids. So you can all breathe easy.

I hope for my childhoods piece of mind (not to mention everybody elses) that he is just simply male. Otherwise what would make Elita?? Christ if she is somehow a male then it's no secret who dominates the bedroom! Then again she'd dominate it male or otherwise methinks

I know that..... people think Pickle... looks a bit like a girl ....... even though he's marked down as male........ maybe Pickle is both male .....and female ....... at the same time........

Or maybe he's just a young male elf with boyish looks.

What do you guys think? I think it would have annoyed Treguard in a very funny way if Pickle had said to him.

PICKLE: [nervously] Master i can't help out in the quest today!

TREGUARD: [annoyed] What is the excuse this time Pickle?

PICKLE: [excited] nothing much just that I'm pregnant

TREGUARD: [shocked] What! How on earth did that happen? You're a guy.

PICKLE: [calm] How do you think it happened? Let's just say I'm very in touch with my feminine side.

It would be just as funny if Pickle then left Treguard to stew for a few minutes before saying April fool to a swearing like a trooper Treguard.

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! battering her long-suffering PC with a pewter tankard I find it very difficult to write KM slash myself, but I'd be interested in seeing what someone else does with it!

i wrote some once which went down in infamy (i thought it was great but other people got offended). might still be around on the board if it is searched for (i've lost the login details so i can't find the file).

goes to search

will find link

i might slash it up a bit if i get bored

Heh heh heh! Look forward to that one. Although when I said that Heggaty seemed "familiar" with Sidriss that wasn't exactly what I had in mind...

That's not an objection you understand.

i might slash it up a bit if i get bored

although i upset people last time i did that.

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! battering her long-suffering PC with a pewter tankard I find it very difficult to write KM slash myself, but I'd be interested in seeing what someone else does with it!

I'd also point out that Heggatty seemed very familiar with Sidriss when Alan mentioned her a few episodes back, which indicates that she might have a past at Witchaven.

Hmmm, I sense a REAL fanfic idea in the offing. Bit soap opera-ish but still...

Sadly, I'm busy with a couple of other KM fanfics so I won't be able to write it. Anyone else fancy a try though?

i might slash it up a bit if i get bored

although i upset people last time i did that.

She is indeed neutral within the game, much like Hordriss, Plus the fact that this is the 1st time we have seen both of these characters.. she acts abit like hordriss to,

The fact that Sidriss seems to be the complete opposite to her farther, then maybe she is smiler to her mother? Greystagg would not be the correct answer.

I guess she could be the complete opposite to both, i can't see Hordiss with someone with the same attitude that Sidriss has.

Hmmm, I sense a REAL fanfic idea in the offing. Bit soap opera-ish but still...

Sadly, I'm busy with a couple of other KM fanfics so I won't be able to write it. Anyone else fancy a try though?

Anyway I think the Rachel could be right there. Maybe the reason that Iona Kennedy played both is because Sidriss is Greystagg's daughter. There are other things other than the resemblence that could mean that they're related. There seems to me like there is a couple of simialarities between Greystagg and Hordriss, if not the later Hordriss, more so the early Hordriss.

Hordriss was so ashamed he cast a time-warp spell and sent his young daughter back in time to before he had entered the dungeon, so no one could realise the hideous truth of how the child had been conceived.

Hmm. Maybe I've been watching The Terminator too much recently...

That's because they're played by the same Actress.

Lord Fear, 'sarcasm'/'jokingly' comes to mind! Maybe re-read posts like that before you reply lol!

Well i guess Hordiss worked his magic one way or another, shes could just be one of his spells....

Fagin

[Booming Mogdredesque voice]

And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?

[/Booming Mogdredesque voice]

You forgot several lines of "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! HA! HA!"! You can't imitate Mogdred without at least 30 seconds of evil laughter!  

I've always been eager to know who Sidriss's mother was. Hordriss is a supremely wise and intelligent mage, and somehow he produced a... Sidriss. Logic suggests for the intelligence of the parents to even out at that of Sidriss, he must have mated with a cheese sandwich.

Well, in that case her mother was obviously Gretel. Though that depends on the type of cheese...

And I liked Funhouse too