Incidentally, can anyone think of a song which features 'dungeon' either in the title or in the lyrics? I can think of one...

I've just thought of a second one, I think: 'Chains' by Tina Arena.

On the subject of parodies, I recently heard about a great parody of Boney M's 'Rivers Of Babylon' in a song by a group called the Barron Knights:

'There's a dentist in Birmingham

He fixed my crown

And as I slept

He filled my mouth with iron'

I hope I get to hear it one day.

We are getting a few Christmas song posts, so here is the beginning of a Christmas song from me. Treguard sees a Dungeoneer fall to his doom; snow begins to fall in the antechamber; and he bursts into song:

'Last quest-time, I gave you my Helm

But the very next day

You failed a causeway

This year

To help beat Lord Fear

I'll give it to someone special (special)'

Feel free to continue the song.

Or, how about:

'You'd better not laugh

You'd better not spy

You'd better not shout

I'm tellin' you why

Lord Fear is coming to town

Lord Fear is coming to town

Lord Fear is coming

To town

He sees you when you're questing

He knows your courage is fake

He knows when you're in Dunkley Wood

So you'd better be good for Treguard's sake...'