<![CDATA[Knightmare meets Animal Hospital]]>Rolf Harris: 'G'day, and welcome to Animal Hospital. Now, today, we're looking at a remarkable dog, that appears to have lost a head. How are ya, little fella?'

[Festus jumps off the bed onto Rolf, and attacks him.]

Mrs. Grimwold: 'I did warn you, dearie!'

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(By the way, I'm fully aware of the overlapping timelines of KM and Fun house. I just choose to ignore them)

No problem. It's still amusing!  ;D

Rolf Harris (again): 'G'day, and welcome to another Animal Hospital. And today, we've got a real treat for you: not one, but two cats. Here with their owner, Mogdred.'

Mogdred: 'Look upon-'

Rolf: 'Yeah, nice to meet you, mate. Now, these big black cats, which are standing either side of me, haven't miaowed, eaten, or even moved on their own, since 1989! Streuth!'

[one of the cats shoots an energy beam at Rolf, vaporising him.]

Mogdred: 'I call them the Moggies of Dread. Ha ha ha ha!!'

Lord Fear [annoyed, standing off-camera with Lissard on a leash]: Look, does this mean I don't get to go on?'

Well, there are even more Knightmare Animal Hospital possibilities; if you can think of them, feel free to post them before I do!  🙂

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