Does anyone remember Alisha's Attic and their 1996 song I Am I Feel?

[Treguard has annoyed a Series 4 Dungeoneer by ignoring her pre-quest nerves. She has picked up the eye shield, and he is now driving her on whilst belittling her, but she really doesn't like it.]

He said, "Dungeoneer pick that silver shield up, y'know it helps you see"

He said, "Game on, game on, press on, cheer up, look like,

You're enjoying the quest"

Oh and he said, "You can't win the game

You're another one of my fools

And I'll soon be saying 'ooh nasty' now

Don't stop, O, Dungeoneer, 'cause

I ain't got no sympathy for you."

And I am, eye shield, and

I wanna pull his beard off

Yeah that'd be fun

'Cause I sure got sharp fingernails

I click my heels and spellcast RETIRE

He sparks a little but nothing happens

And that guy Treguard's still in his chair

I am, eye shield

I sometimes think that you forget that

I am, eye shield

I got to get away from here

I am, eye shield

This girl's a person y'know

I am, eye shield...