<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Best and worse dressed?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I think similar threads have been done ages ago but if not it has to be done. Your best and worse dressed Characters and teams/members. (Yes I know it was the 1980s/90s but we are now in the 21st century and our dress sense (hopefully) has moved on since then). Who would certainly to be arrested by the fashion police in todays times and is there anyone whose dress sense you would model yours on nowadays (if there's any)?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/769/best-and-worse-dressed</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 07:47:24 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/769.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2003 22:02:37 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:45:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Wonder if she ever thought about going to see Rothberry for a cure for her bad back</p>
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<p dir="auto">That's the one of the finest fandom rationalisations for cheap TV I've ever read, Skarkill. I salute thee!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16290</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16290</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:45:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:42:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hay wait a minuet GG I wasn't haveing A dig at you.</p>
<p dir="auto">Sorry if it came off like that, That reply was ment in a jokey sort of way.</p>
<p dir="auto">At least the first part was. I did legitamatly think you were saying Marta's outfit was bad because of her Constant flaunting of her figure.</p>
<p dir="auto">Wounder if she ever thought about going to see Rothanbery for a cure for her bad back, since the poor girl obviosuly had to bend over quite a lot to relive the</p>
<p dir="auto">pain.</p>
<p dir="auto">I think your right after watching back A S7 Episoed I have on tape (The Only one somebody taped over the rest  &gt;:() She dose to do it far to much for it to be in the script directions.</p>
<p dir="auto">I apolagise GG for any offence I caused you.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16288</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16288</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:42:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:38:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">See what I mean  !</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16287</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16287</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:38:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:33:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Wh-what? Who, ussshhh? No! We're on the cashe we are! We're in total factrol of our concultiesh, at all timesh. We don't loooosh our headsh when we think about JJ'sh brea-...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16286</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16286</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:33:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:28:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">You blokes are all the same aren't you . So now we find out the true reason why the producers decided to cancel KM after series 8 then. It was because they thought that KM was becoming a health and safety hazard as they were worried that the poor young adolescent boys would end up dying by drowning from their own slobber.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16285</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16285</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 21:28:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:41:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The 'asking out' part aside, Lord F gets distracted for a few seconds during the scene, by something(s), Mark Knight doing some of his impro, no doubt.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16271</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16271</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:41:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:38:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Asking an Atlantean out on a date, I ask you.</p>
<p dir="auto">Not only did JJ have no shame, she seemed to iron it out of everyone else.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16270</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16270</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:38:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:37:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Well, a dungeoneer did comment on Stilettas chest in an S8 outtake...of course he was trying to pretend it was the large case in front of him, but the general direction of his dungeoneers helmet proved otherwise.</p>
<p dir="auto">Marta was probably the worst offender however, even Lord Fear had that rather dodgy scene with her, if anyone knows which one I mean.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16269</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16269</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:37:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:30:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Well yes, obviously, she was trying to impress prospective producers with her willingness to be risque, what other reason could there be?</p>
<p dir="auto">And before any of the ladies yell at me about how it's so much more difficult for a woman to make it in this brutal, male-dominated hellhole we call "The World" and how heartless male beasts like myself should try to be more sensitive to that fact etc, I should point out that I'm not necessarily knocking her for "showing off". But it did kind of defeat the point of her character in some ways.</p>
<p dir="auto">Marta always struck me as one of those characters like Folly i.e. someone who life had left beneath their station. She was clearly cleverer than her role as a serving wench might suggest, and so it seemed to cheapen the character a lot resorting to the old "look-at-me-bosoms" routine. It could even be seen as a missed opportunity by JJ as if she'd played up the character rather than the costume she might have proven her REAL talents rather more.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16268</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16268</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:30:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:25:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">No remarks about how Marta's top was good since you could look down it from me.</p>
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<p dir="auto">SO!! whats wrong with that, indeed. Since in fairness, that was clearly a personal statement. Nice to know that you can still make statements of personal opinion. The finding reasons to dig at (experienced) posters was one reason I disappeared from here. Ho hum.</p>
<p dir="auto">Thankyou for the comment and defence, HStorm. I'm glad still to see sense. And you are very right. It's amazing how often she deliberately leans too far over for no (other) apparent reason. I wonder if she was hoping "talent" scouts might be watching her efforts.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16267</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16267</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 20:25:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 19:57:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Pink is fine, it's just it's not really a colour to dress up for action in is it? I mean would anyone go weak at the knees at the thought of Mogdred yelling "QUAIL, INTRUDER!" if he's wandering around in a pink-and-white checked gingham dress?</p>
<p dir="auto">Mind you, it never stopped him wearing a black dress...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16260</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16260</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 19:57:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 19:57:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I have to say I always liked Hordriss' attire....There again I happen to like red...and velvet....and suchlike.</p>
<p dir="auto">Worst?  Well obviously Mr G is hardly up for Ms Fashion 1989....But am sorry to say, I find Treguards potato sack rather unpleasent in seasons 1 and 2.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16259</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16259</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 19:57:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 19:45:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">But there were plenty of other offenders, especially all those horrific pale pink numbers from the early series.</p>
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<p dir="auto">It's not so much the pink numbers but the amount of male members who wore them. My list in order as follows (I wont name individual members though):</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 1</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 1: dungeoneer</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 5: Advisor</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 2</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 7: 2 advisors</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 8: dungeoneer? I can't tell if the shirt's pink or white!</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 11: advisor? Again I can't tell if the shirt's pink or white!</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 3</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 1: advisor</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 8: advisor</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 4</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 4: advisor? Again hard to tell</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 7: advisor (*please note the advisor in the pink trousers is a girl, so I mean the one in the pink shirt)</p>
<p dir="auto">Team 8: advisor!</p>
<p dir="auto">As I say a few of them i can't tell about and there are a few more I can't tell about which I didn't include. I think after series 4 they got a slight bit more colour sense, including all the red numbers from s5 onwards.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16257</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16257</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 19:45:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 18:17:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">You could make the same argument about Sidriss' dress, it was cut lower then Marta's</p>
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<p dir="auto">You're right. The problem wasn't the dress, the problem was the blatant way that Jacqueline Joyce would lean a very long way forward for no reason at all. She did it all the time and I'm sure she was doing it deliberately.</p>
<p dir="auto">In GG's defence, however, I don't think he's insinuating that Marta's outfit was actually bad. He's just pointing out that being low cut is no reason to say it was a particularly good dress either, which we know a lot of the more red-blooded males on the forum are likely to suggest.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16248</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16248</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 18:17:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 14:55:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Worst dressed eh? So many choices mainly because it was the 80s and it was set in fantasy you can't expect fashion gurus really can you?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16237</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16237</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 14:55:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 14:14:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i always thought majidas 1st costume was quite cool.</p>
<p dir="auto">worst dressed: i might go for elita, sorry looked like a peter pan reject</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16234</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16234</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[simiano]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 14:14:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 05:22:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">No remarks about how Marta's top was good since you could look down it</p>
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<p dir="auto">SO!! whats wrong with that? Anyway you could make the same argument about Sidriss Dress, It was cut lower then Marta's</p>
<p dir="auto">OK so I can be shallow some times, So Sue Me.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16227</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16227</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 05:22:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 05:01:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">As ever, I forgot to mention the good side. I'm such a heartless bitch.</p>
<p dir="auto">That bald guy looked rather good in that charming green ensemble, I thought. Um, and I liked the whole design of Hordriss too- the costume fitted well with the make-up and hair and such.</p>
<p dir="auto">No remarks about how Marta's top was good since you could look down it from me. And no nice comments about the kidsies' clothes. I have nothing but scorn for their terrible dress sense. Most definitely needed to sidestep their way towards learning to colour co-ordinate.  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
<p dir="auto">Yes, they're children, but I'm a pretty malicious wizard-hag composite who overdosed on Christmas and needs to be evil to compensate.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16225</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16225</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 05:01:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 04:57:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Misstres Goody, Huh her dress sence was anything but Goody.</p>
<p dir="auto">And Raptor's Outfit is definatly border line poor.</p>
<p dir="auto">Not Sure about Folly, The face paint puts me off.</p>
<p dir="auto">Snapper-Jacks Outfit was ok in my book.</p>
<p dir="auto">Would you count the Cavernmights as being badly dressed? Considering what they were made out of.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16224</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16224</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 04:57:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Sun, 04 Jan 2004 04:48:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Nemanor's hat was pretty awful, but I prefer looking at it to listening to the accent.</p>
<p dir="auto">As far as teams go, I always have to put a mention in for Amanda (Series 3 Team 10) and her lovely starry outfit. But there were plenty of other offenders, especially all those horrific pale pink numbers from the early series.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16223</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16223</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 04:48:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:01:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Best: I liked Treguard's studded motorcyclist-type jacket, and Lord Fear's sort of heavy metal armbands (and even heavier metal helmet).</p>
<p dir="auto">Worst: Sylvester Hands, obviously. Also, Julius Scaramonger and his stripeyness.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15319</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15319</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DavidNewton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:01:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Mon, 15 Dec 2003 21:47:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Best-dressed: Lord Fear</p>
<p dir="auto">Worst-dressed: Sylvester Hands</p>
<p dir="auto">Proof that the best characters tend towards extremes of apparel.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15205</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15205</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Thanatos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 21:47:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Mon, 15 Dec 2003 20:44:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I wouldn't kick Elita to the kerb no matter which outfit she was wareing they both did her figuer justice.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15202</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15202</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 20:44:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Best and worse dressed? on Mon, 15 Dec 2003 16:51:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yes Motley my old mate she ad no make up on in s6 and had a hair cut</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15193</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15193</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[King_Gazz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 16:51:09 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>