<![CDATA[1991 Knightmare article]]>I've just made scans of a feature article from an old computer magazine, 'The One (for ST Games)', Issue 35, August 1991; the article, 'Recurring Knightmare', is partly about the Knightmare computer game, and partly about Series 5 and its innovations.

Although the article is a double-page spread, I've had to scan it as two single pages. The quality is not fantastic, but certainly ranks as 'better than nothing'.  🙂

Hopefully the scans can be incorporated into knightmare.com at some point; but in the meantime, here are links to the pages of the article. Enjoy.

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/neelds/km1.jpg

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/neelds/km2.jpg

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/771/1991-knightmare-articleRSS for NodeTue, 15 Sep 2026 12:23:04 GMTMon, 15 Dec 2003 17:31:51 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 21:49:44 GMT]]>As coincidence would have it, Liza, my response when they say, "And now on Sky Sports 1, Test Cricket from the West Indies" is usually, "Oh I'm sorry, there's this big wall of fresh paint that I've got to watch drying." That or "I'm too busy watching the furniture assembly from Ikea."

(Or indeed any other distributor of household furniture - note from the lawyers.)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17094https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17094Mon, 12 Jan 2004 21:49:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 21:20:09 GMT]]>

It's a good game to get used to but, yes, I'd rather play it than watch it!!!  ;D

Zzzzzz I'd rather watch paint dry personally!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17084https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17084Mon, 12 Jan 2004 21:20:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 21:08:14 GMT]]>I played it loads of times at school, and my Dad was a semi-pro player.

I hated playing even more than watching because of fielding. At least when you're in the stands you can sit down while you're doing nothing!

One of the pluses about moving to Scotland when I was a kid (of which there were not all that many) was that they don't play cricket up there.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17078https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17078Mon, 12 Jan 2004 21:08:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 16:34:10 GMT]]>

An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

How many times have you played it HStorm?

It's a good game to get used to but, yes, I'd rather play it than watch it!!!  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17057https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17057Mon, 12 Jan 2004 16:34:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 19:42:38 GMT]]>

An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

The only thing cricket has given us is Phil Tufnell  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16960https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16960Sat, 10 Jan 2004 19:42:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 16:25:07 GMT]]>News: Toadman has left your earthly world

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16953https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16953Sat, 10 Jan 2004 16:25:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:47:52 GMT]]>An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16949https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16949Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:47:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:35:01 GMT]]>cricket?  🙂

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16947https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16947Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:35:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:32:32 GMT]]>Oh dear, well that's just not cricket, wot?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16946https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16946Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:32:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:31:07 GMT]]>Theres just one more problem. The restaurants owner is going to sue you for causing mental and physical harm and for other stuff.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16945https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16945Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:31:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:28:40 GMT]]>This seems, on the face of it, unanswerable.  

Toad-Man, theworld's most charismatic crimefighter, confronts the evil restaurant owner, and with a sweep of his mighty padded flipper feet, raises up and says, "Naughty naughty naughty!"

That showed 'em!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16944https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16944Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:28:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:15:24 GMT]]>I used to play Frogman with a friend of mine. Frogman and his companion Super-Snake

Frogman was a superball with frogs legs and snakey was a long stick  ::)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16943https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16943Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:15:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:12:11 GMT]]>Suddenly the agenda becomes clear. There is injustice at play in this dark old city, and there's only one man who can come to the people's aid.

This is a job for...

TAN-TAN-TAN-TANTARRAAAAAAA!!!

Toad-man!!

(I'd call myself frogman, but everyone'll think I'm a deep sea diver.)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16942https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16942Sat, 10 Jan 2004 15:12:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 09:45:06 GMT]]>Darkness's friend has a french restaurant  😉

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16937https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16937Sat, 10 Jan 2004 09:45:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 23:15:43 GMT]]>Darkness is trying to turn me into a frog for some reason. Fortunately, I am immune to her evil sorcery...

See, not a jot of effect.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16922https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16922Fri, 09 Jan 2004 23:15:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:57:55 GMT]]>applicable?

I got some new "friends" I think Storms met Darkness the demoness  ;D but I've got another demon friend  ;D

Unfortunately Skena the demon is nice  😠 and wont fight you

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16918https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16918Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:57:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Thu, 08 Jan 2004 20:22:04 GMT]]>Delete the word "interesting" as applicable.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16810https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16810Thu, 08 Jan 2004 20:22:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:07:12 GMT]]>Like me...  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16768https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16768Thu, 08 Jan 2004 16:07:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Tue, 06 Jan 2004 14:11:13 GMT]]>and I thought that I was the one with interesting "friends"  😉

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16431https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16431Tue, 06 Jan 2004 14:11:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Fri, 02 Jan 2004 04:21:07 GMT]]>Delete the word "over" as applicable.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16036https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16036Fri, 02 Jan 2004 04:21:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Fri, 02 Jan 2004 04:02:12 GMT]]>"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE............LOVELY."

"OH DRASSIL I GOT SOME PEOPLE WHO'D LIKE TO MEET YOU AND HAVE YOU OVER FOR DINNER."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16030https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16030Fri, 02 Jan 2004 04:02:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Fri, 02 Jan 2004 03:56:39 GMT]]>Well, there's some inverted Atlantean just waiting to be gobbled up. Away you go!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16027https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16027Fri, 02 Jan 2004 03:56:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Fri, 02 Jan 2004 03:27:10 GMT]]>"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A GOBLAIN SNACK?"

"ITS FEEDING TIME AN GRIPPA, RHARK AND TINY ARE HUNGRY."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16021https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16021Fri, 02 Jan 2004 03:27:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1991 Knightmare article on Fri, 02 Jan 2004 03:13:45 GMT]]>That's fair, you puffed up little goblin-snack!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16015https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16015Fri, 02 Jan 2004 03:13:45 GMT