<![CDATA[What's your battle cry, eh?]]>http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/789/what-s-your-battle-cry-ehRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 07:40:39 GMTTue, 23 Dec 2003 21:35:24 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:03:20 GMT]]>Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Billy, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries apocalyptically:

"I'm going to punch you like a wrecking ball, and trade you for a candy bar!"

Superb!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30807https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30807Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:03:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 13:57:31 GMT]]>I gave it another try, but mine just aren't all that good...

Who is that, skulking along the fields! It is Marc, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

see?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30805https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30805Mon, 14 Mar 2005 13:57:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:22:02 GMT]]>Hahahaha!!!

I can't quite believe how fitting mine is...

Sprinting out of the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Phoenix! And she gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to contort you into the stuff of nightmares!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30789https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30789Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:22:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:11:09 GMT]]>Running on the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Harvey Towers! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm seriously going to contort you until you spontaneously degenerate!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30779https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30779Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:11:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:09:43 GMT]]>Wasn't that the name of one of the villages in Series 8?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30777https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30777Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:09:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:09:14 GMT]]>Hark! Who is that, running amidst the cliffs! It is DYLMP, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to bruise you all the way to Wackersdorf!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30776https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30776Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:09:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Tue, 08 Mar 2005 23:32:19 GMT]]>Running on the desert, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Simiano! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

I knew i was always meant for evil

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30768https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30768Tue, 08 Mar 2005 23:32:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Sat, 24 Jul 2004 19:59:01 GMT]]>For the Festive season: "I'm gonna stuff coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28065https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28065Sat, 24 Jul 2004 19:59:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Sat, 24 Jul 2004 15:39:50 GMT]]>Who is that, sprinting amidst the wasteland! It is MM, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to smash you all the way to Wiener Neudorf, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

For my character on Surrounds.

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the candy store! It is Midnight, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She grunts apocalyptically:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28063https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28063Sat, 24 Jul 2004 15:39:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Fri, 23 Jul 2004 21:32:07 GMT]]>A puff of pink smoke and Semtex Jack appears his back turned to his quarry!

"Hah, Jacks Back" Turns around to reveal a sharpened Gladioli....

"Well hello! Oh you don't seem that bad really! Here have some cake before I eviscerate you....what? It's what I get paid for!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28059https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28059Fri, 23 Jul 2004 21:32:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Fri, 23 Jul 2004 18:26:43 GMT]]>"I'm going to smack you like a first grade teacher, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28047https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28047Fri, 23 Jul 2004 18:26:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 21:44:37 GMT]]>I think a clean generator might be the best one not a dirty one, so please keep them clean skip and anyone else for that matter, thankyou.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28001https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28001Wed, 21 Jul 2004 21:44:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:53:57 GMT]]>Lord Fear

"I'm going to flog you into your own personal hell!!!"

Very suiting don't you think?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27993https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27993Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:53:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 17:02:23 GMT]]>"I'm going to flog you faster than the speed of sound!!"

Nice, I love this kind of random silliness.

Skip

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27989https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27989Wed, 21 Jul 2004 17:02:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 16:42:50 GMT]]>

One for my newer username;

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"

Outrageously, mine is almost the same as that, except that I, FrightKnight, desecrate like a river of pure piranha!

Oh, and I sprint throught the candy store, my hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence, and my grunt is spectacular!

How valiant.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27988https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27988Wed, 21 Jul 2004 16:42:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 13:55:16 GMT]]>Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

Sort of thing I might say actually...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27982https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27982Wed, 21 Jul 2004 13:55:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 13:53:06 GMT]]>One for my newer username;

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27981https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27981Wed, 21 Jul 2004 13:53:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 12:44:08 GMT]]>Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the steppes! It is Dark Descender, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to flog you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a troglodyte!!!"

well, really!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27979https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27979Wed, 21 Jul 2004 12:44:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Tue, 30 Dec 2003 14:06:02 GMT]]>"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!"

I think thats quite a good one!! Happy New Year in advance peeps, and hope everyone had a fan-dabby-doosey Christmas!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15883https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15883Tue, 30 Dec 2003 14:06:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:52:09 GMT]]>Sprinting amidst the icy wasteland, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Snowwiewolf! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"

Does anyone know where I could get some gilded boxing gloves?  

I kinda like this one better:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Gill, hands clutching a meaty axe! he bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a pregnant dog-kitten!"

This is what Ida (my other character from the surrounds) got:

Rampaging amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Ida! And she gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to punch you with such zeal, your momma won't recognize you!"

Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Snowwie! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"

Its pro-wrestingling night on TNT channel again

Ok I'm not going to post what I got with the finnish version for mom

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15848https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15848Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:52:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:57:00 GMT]]>Who is that, prowling on the hotel lobby! It is Brangwen, hands clutching a meaty axe! She screams thunderously:

"I'm going to pound you beyond the end of time, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

eh, at least it's not a bad one^_^

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15738https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15738Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:57:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Wed, 24 Dec 2003 21:05:06 GMT]]>

Striding amidst the steppes, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Lord Bob! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm seriously going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT 😄 !"

  What a one to fit in with my computer obsession!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15733https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15733Wed, 24 Dec 2003 21:05:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 23:43:13 GMT]]>Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the tarmac! It is MPK, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to contort you into the fast lane, and plug you into a power plant!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15717https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15717Tue, 23 Dec 2003 23:43:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to What's your battle cry, eh? on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 22:50:14 GMT]]>

Zang! Who is that, prowling over the mountains! It is Emii, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a popsicle!"

Hark! Who is that, running out of the plains! It is Kully, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She screams ominously:

"I'm going to punch you until Western Civilization implodes, then steal your lederhosen!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15715https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15715Tue, 23 Dec 2003 22:50:14 GMT