Original lyrics here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wham/lastchristmas.html

*Last chat night,

Mashi did a fart,

Was so massive they say, it blew them away,

This year,

To stop all the tears,

He'll give everyone a gas mask...

Last chat night,

In came our Kieran,

Did a Treguard role-play,

Then left straight away (then left straight away),

This year,

To save all the scares,

We'll phone up that Hugo Myatt...

I'm Bexsie, I love Caei,

I keep on trying,

But all she wants is pie!

Tell me baby,

Have you cheated on me?

Well,

Its been an hour,

It doesn't surprise me...

I'm Billy...I rap it and I pun it,

Love that show known as "Doctor Who"

Don't spoil it,

Now I know what a year it's been,

And now it's 8pm,

so shall we all play a game?

A chatting room,

Friend with alert eyes

We're all here for you

And your sort of pies

Never mind whats on where

Something for chatting on

Me?

I'm so glad I've decided to log on

A face on a cover with a grin on his face,

Darren's without fear but he has got a heart,

Ooooh-hoo, now he is the co-owner you had better watch out!

Last chat night,

Pooka got a fright,

Because what he just saw,

Sent him out the door,

This time,

To save the aggro,

Chloe'll have to take it slow...

Last chat night,

things really got hot,

Jobe and Cypher they fought,

O'er Caei the bot,

Next time,

To save all the screws,

We'll cage 'em and grab the padlocks...

A place like no other, 7pm it starts,

Just be very careful and watch out, Mashi farts!

Maybe, next year, you'll come through the chat door,

and be our new Knightmare chatter!*