I arranged for all of Lissard's family to go and see him - think of all the brothers and sisters that came from Lissard's batch of tadpoles! Have fun, your Lordship...

I think his Lordship will need a heck of a lot of breath fresheners for that

LOL! Thanks for the compliment, Aukie...I rather enjoyed making a lil LF doll. Where did we put those knitting needles?

My pleasure

(and speaking of presents, what did you all get me for Xmas?)

How about a bone from Festus's collection, dearie?

Oh yeah - Crappy New Year to you too, your Lordship.

I must say I am impressed by the construction of a shrine in my honour (though I must say it smells ever so slightly of sucking up to me). I must thank Mr. Aukett for keeping everything alive in my absence, but as I have returned to save the board, it will no longer be necessary.

Anyway, in parting, I wish each and every one of you pathetic specimens an absolutely miserable New Year (but one filled to the brim with Knightmare repeats), during which I will make it my mission to insult each person on this board individually.

Fear

PS: I was only kidding just there, I hope you all had a great Xmas and have a fantastic New Year)

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CRIKEY!!!! That is quite actually rather good!  ;D

I like the picture, and I like the fact that you are dedicated enough to build me a shrine.

I just hope for your sake that there is no ulterior motive for doing this, because if there is, you will suffer.

Well after the Lord Fear cuddly toy and knitting needle trick failed, I think the shrine is the next best thing.

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"hahaha you are all pathetic mortals blah blah blah cower under my wrath etc etc etc I am better than you..."

And os on and so forth.

Is that his SKULL helmet?

I just hope for your sake that there is no ulterior motive for doing this, because if there is, you will suffer.

Fear

Shivers in fear!

Maybe it's because I'm a superior being and all but it seems to me as though all this talk of hero worship and S and M is kinda unnecessary, so I'm gonna end the debate now.

All people on this board are free to worship me in whatever way they wish (shrine building, human sacrifice etc.), as long as they come nowhere near me in person.

And to the mortal who commented on my ego: As far as I'm concerned, it's only ego if you can't back up what you are saying, and believe me, I can.

Fear

Thankyou, but in future when replying to my posts, refer to me as 'Your Lordship' or something similar.

Stupid mortal.

Fear

Dungeoneer Valiant mode:

Lordship? pish. The only Fear I see in your name is the fear at the size of your ego.

/Dungeoneer Valient mode

if you've ever seen a s/m couple in public (or they prefer m/s as then the master comes first) then the slave has to suck up to the master a lot in an obviously ott fashion as well as put themselves down in comparison.  the master gets a kick out of it and often power trips, being mean to a lot of people because thats how they are.  they can also ask the slave(s) to do self-derogatory tasks.

this is an extension of the hierarchy that was around a few hundred years ago (in knightmare's setting actually).

thats the mental side anyway.  it gets more complicated when you throw in chains and polygamy but that is so off topic i am not going near it.

and they allow all this to go through but ban the word 'dickon'