Delivery boy: We've got a WMD here for one Mr Skarkill, comes with the message "Start Running Now HStorm".

Mind you, you would say that, seeing as I've moved ahead of you after all.    

(Just a joke! Just a joke! Put that bloody codling grinder down, I was just kidding!!!!!!)

Stupidety and Ego personafied if you ask me.

Thank you. That is very flattering.

For instance, I could've sworn Drassil would've done miles more than me. And in fact that kind of proves he's succeeded in maintaining the kind of presence he wants  -  that he can be THIS prominent on the forum without needing a huge hitrate is some achievement. My hat off to you, Drassil, take a bow, and accept this prestigious HStorm "pat-on-the-back-for-being-such-a-cool-restrained-presence-of-incaculable-influence" award!

Pats Drassil's back.

I hope no one feels that they have to compete against me in terms of post counts.

I think that's a good attitude to have. While I'm not suggesting anyone currently has the attitude of wanting to indulge in postcount competition, I do think it's ever so slightly pointless to do so. As Illusion says in the forum FAQ too, it's blatantly obvious when people are posting just to boost a postcount. And to any of those who think you'll feel great and somehow get lots of respect if you have a huge postcount, believe me, you won't.

I didn't realise he had his hand in when I slamed it shut as hard as I could.  ::)

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.....LOVELY."

Don't think he'll give me any more bother today at least.

Uhh, excuse me!  

I've got more than that poor excuse of a "GOBLAIN" master!

So I did forget someone. Oh well. Sorry. You're just very easy to overlook. Evil grin.

(Not that I endorse violence  ::))

There's always room for an exception though! Go on, Skarks! One swift knee in the happy sacs and he'll be begging for mercy!

I've also just discovered to my amazement that I've made more posts than Drassil or Lord_Bob, and almost as many as Skarkill.

I've only been posting since October last year. Plus, it's never been my intention to make loads of posts - my aim is simply to maintain a presence; so I hope no one feels that they have to compete against me in terms of post counts.

(Not that I endorse violence  ::))

(If this jerk behnd me dosen't knock it off makeing fun of me about my spelling and being a fan of KM, There is going to be some real trouble.)

The Monsterus Hobgoblin appers.

(Do you know that I have got some of my classmates laughing at me and pokeing fun at me for being a meber of a forum dedicated to "A Silly Kids Show." And spending my breake period posting on it.)

"COME HERE..."

He lunges at Motley but misses and colides with a wall.

"OWWWW. THAT IS NOT** LOVELY**."

Uhh, excuse me!  

I've got more than that poor excuse of a "GOBLAIN" master!

" Yer realy asking for another trip to the stocks ain't yer, Motley."