<![CDATA[Knightmare creche!]]>Knightmare castle are opening a creche for the little kidsies and are employing a few (about five) characters as the staff. If you had littlies then you would you most and least like to leave them with and why?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/813/knightmare-crecheRSS for NodeTue, 15 Sep 2026 15:05:11 GMTFri, 09 Jan 2004 00:46:48 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 00:08:01 GMT]]>From my own experience I'd have to agree with Moana, for what it's worth. You can hope beyond hope, but when someone treats you like that and even if they promise to change, can't stop themselves doing it, it's usually a sign it's not going to work.

Still, doesn't stop us all hanging on completely illogically sometimes, and I guess there are cases where things work out.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17617https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17617Sat, 17 Jan 2004 00:08:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 16 Jan 2004 22:29:40 GMT]]>Motley I think it's time to move on and find someone else. I think that she is just using you and is giving you the run around. I think that you should say to her that she's hurt you too many times and that was the last time as you don't want her to hurt you any more. There are plenty of other girls out there.

Oh I'm sounding like and agony aunt, but I think I do have a good point though!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17609https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17609Fri, 16 Jan 2004 22:29:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 16 Jan 2004 15:23:06 GMT]]>Learn to work with each other to avoid the blades!

When Ann-Marie is messing me about, I usually say to my friend Hannah...

"I'm going to find the nearest bomb-room!"

Yep! She's at it again!  😠

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17583https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17583Fri, 16 Jan 2004 15:23:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 16 Jan 2004 15:10:22 GMT]]>ok... just tie them all up in bundles (about 5 kidsies in each) and store them in the coridoor of blades  😉 Of course do not switch the blades off!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17581https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17581Fri, 16 Jan 2004 15:10:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 23:23:07 GMT]]>

Aww! Poor little kidsies ! Now the much older kidsies I wouldn't mind about though. Why is it you always get certain schools where at certain times of the day you always get bombarded with loads of annoying bratsies on the local bus services. There is one or two particular schools in the town that I live and I try to avoid getting on a bus home at certain times because I will end up on the same bus as a load of those brats!

Yeh, that's very true. The brats from Wolfenden Primary are awful vandals. They spray red paint all over my nice walls, dearie. Oh, it's not paint? FESTUUUUS! I told you if you kept doing that the people from the Dungarth Children's Society would be here again to question Mummy. *sounds of mad high pitched cackling overlaid with electronic barking *

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17112https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17112Mon, 12 Jan 2004 23:23:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 23:01:56 GMT]]>Everybody's got to be somewhere, Liza. If those kidsies weren't at those schools, they'd only be at some others.

Until they've been expelled from all of them, that is!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17109https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17109Mon, 12 Jan 2004 23:01:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 22:59:19 GMT]]>Aww! Poor little kidsies ! Now the much older kidsies I wouldn't mind about though. Why is it you always get certain schools where at certain times of the day you always get bombarded with loads of annoying bratsies on the local bus services. There is one or two particular schools in the town that I live and I try to avoid getting on a bus home at certain times because I will end up on the same bus as a load of those brats!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17108https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17108Mon, 12 Jan 2004 22:59:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 20:08:51 GMT]]>

Most: The blocker from series 5 (to eat the kids) therefore creating the percect creche (kid free)

Haha, okay, I'm going to change my mind. I want Snapper Jack to catch them, Mildread to taunt and cook them and then a Blocker to eat them. When the production line of children fails, the Blocker can eat Snapper Jack.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17068https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17068Mon, 12 Jan 2004 20:08:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 19:23:41 GMT]]>*you

*perfect

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17067https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17067Mon, 12 Jan 2004 19:23:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 19:23:00 GMT]]>Most: The blocker from series 5 (to eat the kids) therefore creating the percect creche (kid free)

Least: Lord fear... infact that would be cool as he could tell yuo the password to level 2  🙂

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17066https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17066Mon, 12 Jan 2004 19:23:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:04:56 GMT]]>I do voulntary work at a primary school and those kids are a handful as well.

Some of them I would like to lock in the Stocks at times.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17044https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17044Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:04:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Sun, 11 Jan 2004 18:08:41 GMT]]>Your telling me, I work with loads although some of the adults seem to be more of handful then the children if you know what I mean!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16990https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16990Sun, 11 Jan 2004 18:08:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Sun, 11 Jan 2004 12:46:23 GMT]]>Well they would NEED rescueing a lot, little kids are a handful.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16981https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16981Sun, 11 Jan 2004 12:46:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 23:36:24 GMT]]>Most: Motley he'd keep them entertained. (There the only ones whod laugh at his jokes.)

Sidriss she was for all her faults a good harted person plus she'd be with people of her own IQ Level.

Sir Hugh De Witless: He'd be there to rescue them if the need arose

Skarkill, He'd keep them well disaplined, If You Know what I means Clicks the Irons together HEHEHEHE.....LOVELY.

Least: Raptor, Lissard, Snapper-Jack & Sly Hands theyed try to kidnnap them.

The Bollracan he would spend all the time quizzing them.

Marta with her bad back I don't think she'd be sutibal for Nurasary work.

Sir Hugh De Witless: He'd always be trying to rescue them

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16977https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16977Sat, 10 Jan 2004 23:36:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 23:03:29 GMT]]>Most: Treguard, the wise, firm, benevolent Dungeon Master.

Least: Sylvester Hands or Skarkill, whose job is kidnapping children and adolescents.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16974https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16974Sat, 10 Jan 2004 23:03:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Sat, 10 Jan 2004 20:11:23 GMT]]>Maybe Brother Strange could keep the kidsies shtum (even send them asleep) with his endless dialogue of proverbs

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16964https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16964Sat, 10 Jan 2004 20:11:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:05:00 GMT]]>Most: Mcgrew- seems like a real entertainer on the dancefloor, I mean you only need to watch him in that episode where dungeoneer Cliff casts that 'dance' spell on him!

Least: The Boatman (unless beneath that hood is secretly a cuddly bear)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16861https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16861Fri, 09 Jan 2004 14:05:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 10:10:42 GMT]]>Most: Mogdred/Ariadne I really dislike little children

Least: Treguard, he has more important things to do.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16856https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16856Fri, 09 Jan 2004 10:10:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 03:03:16 GMT]]>Most: Lord Fear, after all he does act like a child most of the time!

Least: Merlin, I think he'd drive any child insane, or get rather annoyed at their lack of understanding at Level 3 High Magic....

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16855https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16855Fri, 09 Jan 2004 03:03:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 02:52:37 GMT]]>Most like: Mildread (I don't like children much)

Least like: Fidjit (I don't hate children that much)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16853https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16853Fri, 09 Jan 2004 02:52:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 01:57:13 GMT]]>Most:  Gretel, so she can find out what it's like to be on the receiving end.

Least:  Lissard, because we don't want him getting nightmares do we?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16847https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16847Fri, 09 Jan 2004 01:57:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare creche! on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 00:56:50 GMT]]>Most: Motley - because he'll be able to keep them entertained

Least: Snapper Jack - with that net of his he is the equivalent of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's The Child Catcher

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16837https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16837Fri, 09 Jan 2004 00:56:50 GMT