You know, darling, I had to work with some rank amateurs, and the mask really chafed at my face. Yes, I was somewhat disappointed I wasn't credited as "Lead Goblin", although I think it was obvious from the scenes themselves that I was the goblin all the others took their lead from. Tim Child did take me to one side and said how central I was to the show working, which was nice of him. He was such a love, really, although he never did get back to me about my ideas for possible storylines involving "Lead Goblin", So I just had to improvise character development, which is never ideal, and you never know if the director and producer approve of your interpretation, you know?

The final straw was when my club disappeared from my dressing room. Obviously it was some extra trying to feather their own nest, but all the crew offered me instead was a little knife. "A KNIFE?" I said. "How am I supposed to be convincing as Lead Goblin with a KNIFE?" Clearly they hadn't thought as much about goblin society as I had, which I found disappointing. Honestly, I think the audience would have just laughed had "Lead Goblin" abandoned his club in favour of a knife! And I wouldn't blame them, I really wouldn't, dear! Yes, I do think that marked the beginning of the end for the show. The character of Lead Goblin had always given it a focus, a purpose, but without it there was a hole, a gap, something missing, you know? It was sad, really, I did so enjoy the role and Lead Goblin had become almost like a cherished old friend to me. What? No, they didn't let me keep the mask.

Oh yer I hadn't noticed.

Hmmmm....... Sir Skarkill.

Got a nice ring to it don't it.

"HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE..........LOVELY."

And congratulations for crossing the threshold, fellow knight.

OH You Meen.

"Following His Depature From Knightmare in S2 Casper The Key was melted down and turned into a door Knocker."

So I now Be running a Inn on a dock called "The Spirt Of Dead Dungeoneers."

The Miremen make good waiters.

Then I thought we all hit it big a couple of years back. Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter was in development. A whole load of old KM veterans went down there to audition; Merlin (Gandalf/Dumbledore), Treguard (Sirius Black), Hordriss (Saruman), Sidriss, even Fatilla auditioned for Hagrid! I would have had the role of Frodo or Legolas easily, but when they came to accept me, well......they wanted my name! So I told them to "Bog Off, you're not having my name! Stick your Frodo role in the Woods for all I care!"

Next thing I know, Elijah Wood became Frodo!!!! How, I will never know!

Makes me feel right at home!  ;D

No I'm just talking about the general tone. I'm a bad influence.

Oh, I see. I think a lot of use use that tone anyway, teehee.

You've been reading my site too much!

Hmm, in all honesty, I haven't read anything like that there. If it is there, we've evidently come up the something like the same idea separately.

Don't misunderstand, I don't mind Mrs G.Ijust think one season of material was as much as they were going to get out of her.

Who else didn't hope that maby Mrs. Grimwold and Festus were going to make a return in S5.

When The winning Team that Seson Ben & Co, Picked up and read a scroll in Level 3 that said.

"GIVE A DOG A BONE."

I certainly thought they were refering to a certain S3 two headed K9 and his Haggish Mistress.

(As for more official evidence, Lord Fear makes reference to 'the Grimwold family' during Series 6.)