If you see a faded sign at the side of the road saying 15 miles to the Castle,

Castle Yeah yeah.

(music)

I'm heading down the Wolfenden highway,

Looking for the majykal getaway,

Headin' for the for the majykal getawaaayyy.

I've got me a cart, it's as big as Brollachan,

and we're headin' all down to the Castle.

I've got me a mine cart and quite old,

so hurry up and bring along your quest gold.

The Castle is a little old place where we can get some action,

(Music) Castle Treeguaard

Castle Treeguaard

Castle Treguard Castle

Castle Treguard Castle

Castle Treguard Castle

Castle Treguard Castle

(I got the idea from a fun website which had a clip on it with lady birds and ants singing a remixed version of "Love Shack" called Bug Shack.)

Feel free to carry on with the rest of the song as I can't think of anymore, or post another version if ypou can think of anything better.