<![CDATA[Insults to the Death!]]>I've posted an excerpt of last night's noble contest in KM Chat, in which Malefact and myself took up the "chivalrous" tradition passed down through the centuries by Folly and Cedric... duelling by insults. And we showed them how it's REALLY done!

This has top snark value, but it's not recommended for younger readers. (No doubt, by saying that, I've caused all the younger readers to take an even closer interest! But please, please, please, and I'm asking as a point of personal of trust here, if you are under 15, please don't read it.)

You can read the full duel at http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/id43.html.

Please note that the article is only temporary, and I will be removing it in midweek, or as soon as Interactive KM's site returns to full order and can resume Chat-logging, whichever happens first.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/822/insults-to-the-deathRSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 19:08:48 GMTSun, 11 Jan 2004 21:05:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 22:21:11 GMT]]>Ah yes, for him this Twelfth Knight means the end of christmas... FOREVER evil laugh

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17763https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17763Sat, 17 Jan 2004 22:21:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 22:19:09 GMT]]>Yes, good recommendation. I have sent the Christmas Trees of Dunkley Wood and Pixel after Merlin (no wonder he disappeared after the Series 4 ending), but Skarkill would do well to join the hunt. And you too, Lord_Bob; after all, you are the Forum's Twelfth Knight, and Twelfth Night does mean the end of Christmas...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17760https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17760Sat, 17 Jan 2004 22:19:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 21:57:00 GMT]]>My I recommend a certain forgetful wizard by the name of Merlin?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17744https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17744Sat, 17 Jan 2004 21:57:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 21:46:45 GMT]]>"WHAT..."

"OH GOD I DID SOMETHING NICE DIDN'T I."

"HOW UN-LOVELY."

"URGGH. I'LL HAVE TO GO AND FIND A DUNGEONEER,  ELF MAIDERN OR DUNGEON MAIDERN TO TORTUER, KIDNAP OR DISEMBOLAY NOW TO MAKE UP FOR IT."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17738https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17738Sat, 17 Jan 2004 21:46:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 18:10:53 GMT]]>He he, Skarkill has made everyones day.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17699https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17699Sat, 17 Jan 2004 18:10:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 18:03:57 GMT]]>awww how cute

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17698https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17698Sat, 17 Jan 2004 18:03:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 17:59:21 GMT]]>grins at managing to convince Skarkill Scrooge to join in the hug

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17694https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17694Sat, 17 Jan 2004 17:59:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 16:14:57 GMT]]>I Never said that.

Oh go on then.

Partakes in the hug.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17691https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17691Sat, 17 Jan 2004 16:14:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 15:37:13 GMT]]>Well Skarks, if you wish to remain miserable in the corner and deem us onworthy of hugging then fine  ::)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17687https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17687Sat, 17 Jan 2004 15:37:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:43:53 GMT]]>No. A HAPPINESS spell would work on someone who is not happy. That doesn't necessarily mean "unhappy." If you are not displaying emotion, you could just be feeling indifferent. The spell would still work on you.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17682https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17682Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:43:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:25:19 GMT]]>A Happiness spell would only work on somebody who was Un-happy to start with surely. I wasn't Un-happy. Thats just the kind of thing I do in thoses situations, I don't display emotions of anykind most of the time.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17677https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17677Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:25:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:18:25 GMT]]>Casts a happiness spell on Skarkill so he comes and joins in the hug.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17673https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17673Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:18:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:04:07 GMT]]>Politlie Declines The Hug & Stands in a cornner like the lonner he is.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17665https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17665Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:04:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:16:36 GMT]]>hugs all  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17644https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17644Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:16:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:03:57 GMT]]>Ok, bytheway you been to powerpets site? They always hug there  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17643https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17643Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:03:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:00:12 GMT]]>Yes, that was what I was doing. I was just saying "everyone in the universe" to make sure no one was feeling left out.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17642https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17642Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:00:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 12:59:17 GMT]]>er... I meant Teletubbies always hug.... well people at a pet site chat always hug too. I got the teletubbie idea from that group hug

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17641https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17641Sat, 17 Jan 2004 12:59:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 12:56:27 GMT]]>Hugs everybody in the universe at once with his surprisingly long arms.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17640https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17640Sat, 17 Jan 2004 12:56:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 12:05:44 GMT]]>Group hug?  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17639https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17639Sat, 17 Jan 2004 12:05:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 11:59:47 GMT]]>What on Earth gives u that idea?

Anyway, I have deliveries to make this morning, so it's time for tubby-bye-byes!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17638https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17638Sat, 17 Jan 2004 11:59:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 11:55:05 GMT]]>Suddenly I have the feeling that the people here have watched Teletubbies  🙂

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17637https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17637Sat, 17 Jan 2004 11:55:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 11:13:47 GMT]]>Yeah come on everybody, let's have a group hug while we're all in this mood of sensitivity and love of our fellow humanity.  

Altogether now...

Hugs.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17635https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17635Sat, 17 Jan 2004 11:13:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 09:35:01 GMT]]>Posted by: Drassil

If you yourself are changing into anything, it is certainly not a weird animal - it is a mature human being. That is something to be proud of.

Aww thankies hugs  ;D hugs everyone

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17634https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17634Sat, 17 Jan 2004 09:35:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Insults to the Death! on Sat, 17 Jan 2004 00:48:13 GMT]]>I remember that when I was at primary school, every time I got a good close friend they'd move away soon after I became friends with them and so I used to feel pretty sad as it felt somewhat like someone close to me had died. I never used to have a good close friend for very long.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17627https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17627Sat, 17 Jan 2004 00:48:13 GMT