<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Memory Games</em> by Merlin the Magnificent.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>All My Funny Gags</em> by Motley the Jester.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Art Of Diplomacy</em> by Elita the cavern elf.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Learn Self-Restraint</em> by Pickle the wood elf.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Hordriss Book Of Humility</em>.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>My Great Rescues</em> by Sir Hugh de Witless.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>My Tips For Making An Honest Living</em> by Julius Scaramonger.</p>
<p dir="auto">The University Portfolio of Sylvester Hands.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>My Life In The Spotlight</em> by Gibbet.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Everything I Know About Speaking English Fluently</em> by Majida the genie.</p>
<p dir="auto">Can anyone think of some more?</p>
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]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/53307</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/53307</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 19:32:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Tue, 31 Dec 2024 20:33:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Play Like A Grand Master,</em> by the Bishop of the Black Monastery.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Consequential questions,</em> by the Brollachan.**</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/53156</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/53156</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2024 20:33:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Mon, 18 Sep 2023 12:31:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Cooked chicken is my life,</em> by Brother Silence.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Koshing people over the back of the head - I never miss!</em>, by Brother Mace.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Art of lie detection,</em> by The Brollachan.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Identifying reptiles,</em> by Mark, Team 4 Season 2.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>SHOUT for joy!</em> by Brother Silence.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/52985</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/52985</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2023 12:31:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Mon, 01 May 2023 17:41:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>The Gibbet Guide To Character Longevity</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Sword-names For The Faint Of Heart,</em> by Grundrada.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Don't stick your tongue out!</em> by the Serpent's Mouth.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Look! No Hands,</em> by Paul Valentine.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Tips To Keep Your Inappropriately-Placed Banana Concealed From Your Boss,</em> by Pickle.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Deities Have No Place In Dungeoneering,</em> by Gideon, team 3 season 8.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>An Academic And Critical Denunciation Of The Undesirable Ramifications Of Socially Conservative Neoliberal Dogma,</em> by Maldame.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/52901</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/52901</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2023 17:41:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:08:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Maintaining good relations with your house's former owner</em>, by Maldame.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Zen &amp; The Art Of Going To The Lavatory</em>, by the Monster's Stomach Chamber.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Good tourist etiquette in England</em>, by Olaf The Dead, with foreword by Black McGrew.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>These eyes are everywhere</em>, by Skarkill.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Fabulous recipe ideas with aniseed</em>, by Fatilla the Hun.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The wonder of flight</em>, by Owen The Dragon.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Noble Art of air flight stewarding</em>, by Smirkenorff.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Wales - land of champions</em>, by Dungeoneer Simon, season 4.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Hugo Myatt and me - peas in a pod!</em>, by Paul Flannery.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Lightning reflexes</em>, by The Dreaded Ka'a.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/52820</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/52820</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:08:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Mon, 12 Oct 2020 22:22:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">You're quite right.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Posing deathly perils</em>, by the Level 1 snake.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>How to run a happy TV studio</em>, by Treguard and Majida.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/51897</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/51897</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2020 22:22:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Fri, 02 Oct 2020 22:47:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Grimwold family book of vegetarian recipes.</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">I think TQ confirmed that Young Grimwold is a vegetarian, so that one might actually work!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/51863</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/51863</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2020 22:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Mon, 28 Sep 2020 21:45:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>A close shave</em>, by Treguard.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Learn to be at peace with yourself</em>, by Bhal-Shebah.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>How to avoid over-rating yourself</em>, by Firestorm Of Marblehead.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>A most animated reaction</em>, by Owen the dragon.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The art of never getting in a flap</em>, by Smirkenorff.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Approachability</em>, a collaborative work by the Snap Dragons.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>An Englishman's home is his castle</em>, by Black McGrew.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Eternally buoyant</em>, by the Red Dragon.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Hospitality</em>, by the Gruagach.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Naming babies</em>, by Granitas.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Complacency</em>, by Velda.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Zen &amp; the art of focusing on priorities</em>, by Mellisandre.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Athletics</em>, a collaboration by the Cavernwights.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Cedric book of IQ-testing riddles.</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Developing a relaxed attitude to body image</em>, by Lillith.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Mood music as an art form</em>, by the composer of the <em>Knightmare V/R</em> theme.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Grimwold family book of vegetarian recipes.</em></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/51838</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/51838</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2020 21:45:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Wed, 17 Feb 2016 15:32:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">My Friends In The Dungeon by Lord Fear</p>
<p dir="auto">Just a title page and 3 blank pages</p>
<p dir="auto">Also Best Ways to Make New Friends by Elita that rude cavern elf</p>
<p dir="auto">Which is also just a title page and three blank pages. lol.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48987</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48987</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Picklemyfav]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2016 15:32:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Fri, 03 Oct 2014 17:26:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">haha, yes... Cheers for that too.</p>
<p dir="auto">"The ironically thick book of this thread" itself is not</p>
<p dir="auto">a book that is easy to digest in one day.  Still though,</p>
<p dir="auto">I did read few a few posts in here, just not every single one.</p>
<p dir="auto">Until next time, I'll read "how to fly" by festus the dog. Muahahaha!</p>
<p dir="auto">Thanks for the welcome, all... And the advice.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47615</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47615</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aesstagg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2014 17:26:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Fri, 03 Oct 2014 17:04:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Welcome aboard, Aesstagg. I don't think we've had that one before, no.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Importance Of Reading Through A Forum Thread Before Posting To It To Avoid Repetition</em>, a collaboration by the KM Forum users.</p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61b.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--stuck_out_tongue" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":-P" alt="😛" /></p>
<p dir="auto"><em>It'll Heal If You Just Stop Picking</em>, by Mildread.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47614</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47614</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2014 17:04:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Fri, 03 Oct 2014 14:20:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Cheers, Canadanne! Thanks for your welcome.</p>
<p dir="auto">I got inspired to join after watching episodes of knightmare on the web.</p>
<p dir="auto">Knightmare is an ice cold boss show! I used to watch it in the 00's on challenge.</p>
<p dir="auto">I wasn't sure if people come here to post still... So it's wonderful someone replied!</p>
<p dir="auto">More Books -</p>
<p dir="auto">"Where am I?" by Treguard</p>
<p dir="auto">"I grant you 3 wishes" by Majida</p>
<p dir="auto">"My journey to Cash My Gold" by the Boatman.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47612</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47612</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aesstagg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2014 14:20:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 21:37:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hi Aesstagg, welcome to the forum!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47609</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47609</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 21:37:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Tue, 30 Sep 2014 18:49:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Whoo! Ice cruel! I'm new to being a member here. Hello all!</p>
<p dir="auto">Sorry if this idea has been already spoken, but how about "My successful spyglass view kills" by Lord Fear?</p>
<p dir="auto">It would be  a different story if he tried harder.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47608</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47608</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Aesstagg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2014 18:49:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Tue, 30 Sep 2014 17:12:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Leaping To Victory</em> by Stuart Ashens.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Enthusiastic Acting</em> by Dan Howell and Phil Lester.</p>
<p dir="auto">(If these guys ever read this, I'll be mortified O_O  )</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47607</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47607</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadow6162]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2014 17:12:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Thu, 25 Sep 2014 18:27:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Mirror, Mirror On The Wall</em>, by the set designer for season 8.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Encyclopaedia Of Sarcasm</em>, by Grimaldine.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Keep The Fourth Wall Sacred</em>, by Treguard, with foreword by Pickle the Elf.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Character</em>, by Ellie.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Little Book Of Cool</em>, by the Stone Salamander's Head.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Always Live By The Family Name</em>, by Julian Smith.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Everything I Know I Learned From Listening To My Master</em>, by Neddy.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>I Ain't Afraid O' No Ghost</em>, by dungeoneer Claire from team 2, season 2.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Spiders? Wimps!</em>, by dungeoneer Nicky from team 3, season 4.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>A Bit Of Darkness Never Hurt Anyone</em>, by dungeoneer Steven from team 12, season 2 (with contributions by dungeoneer Nicola, from team 2, season 7).</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47606</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47606</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2014 18:27:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Mon, 12 Aug 2013 21:55:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>The Sanctity Of Never Having My Hair Cloned By Online Gameshows</em>, by Marge Simpson.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45437</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45437</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2013 21:55:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Fri, 09 Aug 2013 07:55:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The Art of "You first, please, I insist" - My latest novel, someone else wanted to use the typewriter  before me, but I CHOPPED HIS HEAD ORF! HAHAHA!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45304</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45304</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gundrada]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2013 07:55:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Thu, 08 Aug 2013 21:43:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Happiness Is A Job That Is Your Hobby</em>, by Verruca.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Parody Dialogue Done The Fresh Way</em>, by the team of YouTuber advisors.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Jestering - A Job Description</em>, by Sylvester The Jester.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Fastidious Hair-Care For The Sedentary</em>, by Treguard.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>When You Make The Big Move, Give It Your All!</em> by Stuart from YouTube.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Always A Spring In My Step</em>, by Ariadne.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>How To Maintain That Buff Beach-Body Look</em>, by Lissard.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Sound Effects For The Elite</em>, by whoever created that new goblin horn noise.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Encyclopaedia Of Fashionable Headwear</em>, by Lord Fear.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Fire Prevention: Tips On The Sorts Of Hazardous Incendiary Devices That Really Shouldn't Be Left Lying Around Any Old Where</em>, by Sylvester The Jester.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>How To Adopt Pseudonyms While Maintaining Your Masculinity</em>, by the YouTuber advisors.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>The Theodora Guide To Portraying A Criminal Without Lapsing Into Semi-Offensive Class-Stereotype Accents</em>.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45303</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45303</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2013 21:43:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Tue, 17 Jul 2012 22:15:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Always Beautiful - A Guide to Beauty</em> by Mug the Gargoyle.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/42972</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/42972</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadow6162]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 22:15:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Tue, 17 Jul 2012 22:10:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Fifty Shades of Dark Grey</em>, the erotic escapades of Hordriss the Seducer (in need of a new bestseller since the Harry Potter series finished). The saucy old sorcerer.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/42971</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/42971</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 22:10:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:34:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Political Correctness - Lord Fear.</p>
<p dir="auto">Differences between Archways and doors - A collaboration by Scott's team.</p>
<p dir="auto">There's never enough doors - Stuart.</p>
<p dir="auto">My time in heaven - Gideon.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41588</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41588</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Redthir]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:34:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Wed, 29 Dec 2010 02:22:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>Show, Don't Tell</em>, by Barry Thorn.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Journey Of A Thousand Miles</em>, by Antony Hague (Team 11 Season 2).</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39745</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39745</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 02:22:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library on Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:04:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>The Complete Barbecue Guide</em>, by Oakley.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39163</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39163</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:04:42 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>