<![CDATA[YOU Would Never Say...]]>What would you never say relating to Knightmare or just in general life. (Try to be more inventive than "I don't like Knightmare") Here's one from me.

"I think S5 was really really good, and Fidjit was perhaps the greatest character ever to appear on kids T.V, him and Casper the Key together and you're on to a winner.  ::)"

(P.S: I know I am replying an awful lot to the current topics in this forum but I only get on the computers for a long period of time in the morning and evenings so I do all my posts for the day in these two slots.)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/838/you-would-never-say...RSS for NodeTue, 15 Sep 2026 07:47:34 GMTThu, 15 Jan 2004 10:41:31 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 23:01:25 GMT]]>this one probably applies to most of us but especially me!

Hmm, perhaps I do post a bit too much

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17904https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17904Sun, 18 Jan 2004 23:01:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 22:51:59 GMT]]>Oh, yes. There'll be plenty of those, and several Smirkenorff flights complete with strange unidentified blue stuff in the background and grass the same colour as Elita's hair this week. I'm also looking forward to including extended descriptions of someone using the Reach Wand for its intended purpose, which will make great reading!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17901https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17901Sun, 18 Jan 2004 22:51:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 22:47:34 GMT]]>Yeah good idea, make sure you include the shortcut and lots of descriptive eye shield sequences in it

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17900https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17900Sun, 18 Jan 2004 22:47:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 22:14:05 GMT]]>I am going to include Fidjit the Lockmaster and Casper the Key in my fanfic as central characters.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17899https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17899Sun, 18 Jan 2004 22:14:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 21:34:07 GMT]]>to friend Well James, you are 100% right about that trash Knightmare. I'll start a petition to remove it from our airwaves!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17890https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17890Sun, 18 Jan 2004 21:34:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 21:12:45 GMT]]>Your friend sounds like my mum.

Anyway Knightmare is the best show on TV better than Takeshis Castle by miles (Takeshi fans).

Knightmare is the best show on TV better than Fort Boyard (FB Fans).

Knightmare is the best show on TV better than The Chrystal Maze (TCM fans).

Knightmare is the best show on TV better than... okay you get my point!

McGrew is a very convincing Scot and Olaf is a convincing Viking (although at around 8 years old you probably would actually think it anyway).

Knightmare isn't good enough to be in the top ten Challenge shows. It should be axed completely from the schedules and never shown again. Challenge shouldn't even consider purchasing another series and why they keep showing series again and again after they have showed them a couple of times before goodness knows. Just face it the show's absolute rubbish and out of date and you lot need to move on! (I hope none of the Challenge team are reading this as they might take it a tad to literally!)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17884https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17884Sun, 18 Jan 2004 21:12:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 20:51:24 GMT]]>I mean god, Knightmare looks so old fashioned. Just because it was made in the 80s doesn't mean it can't look good now.

(my friend really said that!)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17871https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17871Sun, 18 Jan 2004 20:51:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 19:30:35 GMT]]>

Should think so too. Who knows what he might do to you otherwise?

Write up an insulting article about you? Wave his Degree certificate in your face? Cry to his Editor that you've been picking on him?

Take cover, we've found Osama Bin-Laden's superior.

He might even say that my fake nose didn't look entirely realistic. I don't think I could stand the pain!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17860https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17860Sun, 18 Jan 2004 19:30:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 19:11:50 GMT]]>Should think so too. Who knows what he might do to you otherwise?

Write up an insulting article about you? Wave his Degree certificate in your face? Cry to his Editor that you've been picking on him?

Take cover, we've found Osama Bin-Laden's superior.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17858https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17858Sun, 18 Jan 2004 19:11:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:57:47 GMT]]>Gosh, you're right. In fear, I take back everything I've ever said on every subject imaginable!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17855https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17855Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:57:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:43:46 GMT]]>GLANCES AROUND WARILY

Watch it, Grimwold! That andy_w (anyone wanna guess what the 'w' stands for?) is a desperate man!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17849https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17849Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:43:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:36:42 GMT]]>

Knightmare on Challenge! A kids show like that should be on the Disney channel, what kind of sad loners would watch that!

Yeh, I mean, look at that oh so badly animated skull, for starters.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17843https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17843Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:36:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 12:24:35 GMT]]>Knightmare on Challenge! A kids show like that should be on the Disney channel, what kind of sad loners would watch that!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17816https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17816Sun, 18 Jan 2004 12:24:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 03:00:09 GMT]]>Feeeestus, fetch the Beetroot.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17802https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17802Sun, 18 Jan 2004 03:00:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:54:10 GMT]]>Well, get some peroxide, mix it with Domestos and soak your scalp in it until your hair and skin starts coming out/off. (if you feel intense, searing pain... that means you need to leave it longer) Then rinse and dunk your head in a giant tub of beetroot. That should do it.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17799https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17799Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:54:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:49:16 GMT]]>Where can I get my hair dyed purple like that?

(-my character would never say that on so many levels-)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17797https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17797Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:49:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:33:49 GMT]]>Green is certainly your colour, and don't listen to those nasty people telling you that you need rhinoplasty, you have a lovely Roman nose! And wy don't I just nip to Remnant Kings to get fabric especially to make into Lego curtains. I'm certainly not going to break your legs with this here tire iron.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17796https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17796Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:33:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:29:08 GMT]]>Why, thankyou. I do so love your S5 Dungarees. And whatever shade of purple your hair is today, may I say it looks absolutely divine! I wish my lego wellway room had curtains that same colour!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17795https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17795Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:29:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:24:51 GMT]]>

No, I wouldn't dream of imposing on you! Gosh, you're looking particularly gorgeous today. And what people may have said about any presumed resemblance between your good self and Anne Robinson, the Queen of Mean is utter fantasy!

Why thank you Grimmy! I most certainly won't PUMMEL YOU GOOD!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17794https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17794Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:24:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:17:27 GMT]]>...and when you say queen of mean, which one did you mean?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17793https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17793Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:17:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:12:03 GMT]]>

"Why of course you can have curtains Grimaldine! Is there any other items of upholstery you'd like?"

No, I wouldn't dream of imposing on you! Gosh, you're looking particularly gorgeous today. And what people may have said about any presumed resemblance between your good self and Anne Robinson, the Queen of Mean is utter fantasy!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17792https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17792Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:12:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 01:33:22 GMT]]>

Ok I know this is a bit off topic but this has been bugging me for a while.

Elita what do you have aginst Stepinay Hesp's S5 Costume ?

I always thought it was good.

I really prefer her S6 costume by miles. I remember S6 better since I used to have it on tape, and in my opinion it was a much cooler costume. (though you have to wonder what's with the leaves, since she's a CAVERN elf)

The S5 costume just reminds me of a costume for a pantomime production of Peter Pan. I think it's the dungarees that do it...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17789https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17789Sun, 18 Jan 2004 01:33:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 01:26:16 GMT]]>

Hmmm, I can certainly think of a few things I'd never say...

"Why of course you can have curtains Grimaldine! Is there any other items of upholstery you'd like?"

I think I know what that answer would be! Yellow and red as there seems to be more yellow and red than any other colours!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17786https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17786Sun, 18 Jan 2004 01:26:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to YOU Would Never Say... on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 01:25:17 GMT]]>Ok I know this is a bit off topic but this has been bugging me for a while.

Elita what do you have aginst Stepinay Hesp's S5 Costume ?

I always thought it was good.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17785https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/17785Sun, 18 Jan 2004 01:25:17 GMT