Coming next from me (probably): David Bowie's 'Ch-Ch-Changes' turned into.... 'Tr-Tr-Treguard'. I'll track down Mr. Bowie's lyrics and see whether a reworking would work.

...But in the meantime...

A Dungeoneer's appeal to a certain jester, to carry on helping out with quests, without telling so many bad jokes. Based on Mickey by Toni Basil, itself a reworking of Kitty by Racey.

Oh Motley, you're so fine

But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley! Hey Motley

Oh Motley, you're so fine

But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley! Hey Motley

Oh Motley, you're so fine

But your jokes don’t blow my mind, hey Motley!

(Hey Motley!)

You've been around for years and that's a little long

You think you'd beat Lord Fear but I think you've got it wrong

Why can't you stop your cheer? So I can leave the room, Motley

Cause when you joke and jest, it’s never very good

You're helpin’ with a quest, help me please if you would

But give the jokes a rest, leave them all alone, Motley

Oh Motley, you’re so potty, you don't understand

You help me into carts but the smut gets out of hand

Oh Motley, you're so dotty, can't you understand

It's guys like you, Motley

Ooh what you do Motley, do Motley

Don't tell a joke, Motley…