<![CDATA[The Knightmare Academy Awards]]>Time to vote, ladeeeez and gents, for this year's KAFTAN (Knightmare Academy of Filming Terribly Angry Necromancers) awards in the following categories...

Best character In Each Season Of KM.

Best Puzzle In Each Season.

Best One-Liner In The Series.

Worst Bit Of Dialogue In The History Of The Series.

Most Embarrassing 80's Hairstyle To Make It Onto the Show.

Greatest Dungeoneer Ever.

Greatest Team Ever.

Most Boring Dungeoneer Ever.

Worst Team Ever.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/882/the-knightmare-academy-awardsRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 12:50:06 GMTSat, 28 Feb 2004 02:27:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 17:49:49 GMT]]>Well done to all the winners

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33350https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33350Fri, 06 Jan 2006 17:49:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:35:37 GMT]]>An obvious winner! I am interested to know what came 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th though

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33348https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33348Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:35:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:16:29 GMT]]>Don't forget the impromptu best #Knightmare Chat gameshow award!

Catagories given at short notice for this were

1.Blind Date (creator: Mashibinbin)

  1. Who Wants to be a Millionaire (creator: Billy)

  2. Deal or No Deal (creator: Darren)

  3. Catchphrase (creator: Billy)

  4. The people versus YOU (creator: Mashibinbin)

Winner: Blind Date

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33332https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33332Tue, 03 Jan 2006 23:16:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 22:59:01 GMT]]>The results have now been revealed in the chatroom on January 1st 2006, the results are as follows:

  1. Best Male Actor in Knightmare

WINNER: Hugo Myatt

  1. Best Female Actress in Knightmare

WINNER: Stephanie Hesp

  1. Best Series

WINNER: Series 3 AND Series 7

  1. Best Team

WINNER: Series 7 Team 7 (Barry)

  1. Best Death

WINNER: Series 4 Team 4 (Simon) Sidestepped left

  1. Best Quote

WINNER: "Ooh, nasty" (Treguard)

  1. Best Character in Knightmare

WINNER: Treguard

  1. Best Wall Monster

WINNER: Granitas

  1. Best Quest Object

WINNER: Sword

  1. Funniest Moment

WINNER: Barry and Sylvester Hands

  1. Best Theme

WINNER: Series 4-5 Closing

  1. Best Bot (Knightmare Chat)

WINNER: Caei AND Jobe

  1. Best Piece of Dungeoneering Equipment'

WINNER: Helmet of Justice (mark 1)

  1. Best Series Ending

WINNER: The dungeon breaks up (Series 2 and 3) AND The troll (Series 7)

  1. Best Clifford Norgate character

WINNER: Hordriss

Thanks to the 12 of you who voted

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33331https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33331Tue, 03 Jan 2006 22:59:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:27:09 GMT]]>Thanatos, statistically speaking if there were no categories of choice then opinions would be more dispersed and nebulous, and whilst diversity of opinion is, of course, a good thing, it would in this case be counter-productive. Also, it's just a bit of fun. If you're unhappy, maybe you could do your voting thread.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33221https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33221Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:27:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:24:32 GMT]]>

Could you not perhaps let us vote as we please instead of arbitrarily restricting us to five choices in each category?

Thanatos, I can understand what you're saying, but the category selections were chosen through impartial and careful selection by a group of KM fans, and we picked the five best ones (in our opinion) and it wasn't easy!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33220https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33220Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:24:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:28:53 GMT]]>I think Darren's way is the best way to do this.

Imagine if everyone voted for something different. Or if someone voted but Darren wasn't sure what they were referring to. And some things may come into more than one category.

Not likely, I know but still possible.

Although one idea would be to have everyone vote an the nominations as they wished for each category and the top five/ten/whatever put into one category.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33183https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33183Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:28:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:15:07 GMT]]>Could you not perhaps let us vote as we please instead of arbitrarily restricting us to five choices in each category?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33182https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33182Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:15:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 12:38:37 GMT]]>Well I have been meaning to put this up for a long time now:

THE KNIGHTMARE AWARDS!!! 😮

We have 15 carefully selected categories with 5 nominations for each! We need your votes!

Here are the 15 categories with nominations:

  1. Best Male Actor in Knightmare

Hugo Myatt

Mark Knight

Clifford Norgate

Paul Valentine

John Woodnutt

  1. Best Female Actress in Knightmare

Mary Miller

Natasha Pope

Joanne Heywood

Stephanie Hesp

Iona Kennedy

  1. Best Series

Series 2

Series 3

Series 6

Series 7

Series 8

  1. Best Team

Series 3 Team 4 (Leo)

Series 4 Team 6 (Dickon)

Series 4 Team 8 (Giles)

Series 6 Team 5 (Ben)

Series 7 Team 7 (Barry)

  1. Best Death

Series 2 Team 5 (Tony) Died in "one of Mogdred's little playpens"

Series 3 Team 10 (Julie) Asked the goblins if they'd like a present.

Series 4 Team 4 (Simon) Sidestepped left.

Series 5 Team 7 (Chris) Swallowed by a blocker.

Series 8 Team 2 (Daniel) Sliced in the corridor of blades.

  1. Best Quote

"Ooh, nasty" (Treguard)

"Where am I? (Mark) / You tell us! (advisor)"

"I say, you lot...bog off" (Pickle)

"Now I don't like to gloat, Ben...wha, what am I saying? I can't believe I said that, dear me, what a little fibber I am! Of course I like to gloat, I love it. It's something of a hobby for me..." (Lord Fear taunting Ben)

"Ten dead goblins, sitting on the wall!" (Sylvester Hands)

  1. Best Character in Knightmare

Treguard

Lord Fear

Hordriss

Brother Mace

Merlin

  1. Best Wall Monster

Igneous

Brollachan

Brangwen

Mug

Granitas

  1. Best Quest Object

Sword

Shield

Cup

Crown

Talisman

  1. Funniest Moment

Insult Contest

Sidestep to your left

Fear and Lissard open Series 7

Barry and Sylvester Hands

Rothberry and Julie

  1. Best Theme

Series 1-3 Opening

Series 1-3 Closing

Series 4-5 Closing

Series 6-8 Opening

Incidental music from series 5-7

  1. Best Bot (Knightmare Chat)

Cypher

Caei

Jobe

Skeletron

Q

  1. Best Piece of Dungeoneering Equipment'

Helmet of Justice (mark 1)

Helmet of Justice (mark 2)

Knapsack

Eye Shield

Reach Wand

  1. Best Series Ending

The dungeon breaks up (Series 2 and 3)

Christmas (Series 4)

The dungeon freezes (Series 5)

The red dragon (Series 6)

The troll (Series 7)

  1. Best Clifford Norgate character

Hordriss

Owen

Oakley

Smirkenoff

The Dreadnought

HERE IS HOW YOU VOTE:

PM me with your nominations as follows:

  1. (your nomination)

  2. (your nomination)

And so on, the closing date for nominations is FRIDAY 30th DECEMBER! The results will be announced live on SUNDAY 1st JANUARY in our special new year chat! Please bring as many people as you can to our special chat night! We are hoping to get over 40 users on the night!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33176https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33176Sun, 11 Dec 2005 12:38:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 06 Mar 2004 15:43:39 GMT]]>Biggest Cliche (Aesandre)

Most Original Headwear (Nemanor won, fighting off stiff competition from the likes of Malice and Morghanna, although there was some controversy over whether the odd object on his head could technically be classed as a "hat", which it was certified as by the nominee).

And the special Lillith Award for Tremendous Consumption of Humbugs (LATCH) went to Lillith herself, for the fifth year running.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19416https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19416Sat, 06 Mar 2004 15:43:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 03:16:53 GMT]]>It was Antony Hague who did the Humbug present. Akash was the one who left the icepak behind.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19201https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19201Sun, 29 Feb 2004 03:16:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 03:05:42 GMT]]>True.

How about an award for most original present giver?

...and the nominees for the most original present giver are:

Julie - What a gem

Antony - Bah Humbug

Richard (s5) - A kind of magic

(correction after reading the following post. I got confused though.)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19200https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19200Sun, 29 Feb 2004 03:05:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 02:31:49 GMT]]>On a rare (for me) serious note, I don't think any of those dungeoneers were particularly bad, they just had terrible advisors.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19199https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19199Sun, 29 Feb 2004 02:31:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 02:27:46 GMT]]>...and the nominees for worst dungeoneer ever are:

Akash - Crumbled Ledges (*correction)

Douglas - Blown away/Bombastic

Simon (s4) - A step in the "Right" direction

and the winner is...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19198https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19198Sun, 29 Feb 2004 02:27:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 22:27:15 GMT]]>Best characters

Series 3: Hordriss

Series 4: Brother Mace

Series 5: Lord Fear

Series 6: Sylvester Hands

Series 7: Sylvester Hands

Series 8: Sylvester Hands

Best puzzles/obstacles

Series 3: Merlin's chamber

Series 4: Block & Tackle

Series 5: Corridor of Blades

Series 6: Great Causeway

Series 7: Corridor of Blades

Series 8: Corridor of Blades

Best one-liner: Brother Mace, Series 4: "I sit here in my lonely cell, and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale."

Worst dialogue: The things repeated verbatim in every single Series 4 quest.

Greatest Dungeoneer: Barry

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19196https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19196Sat, 28 Feb 2004 22:27:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 20:40:55 GMT]]>Original Lifeforce all the way!

How about an award for best Dungeon Master Nominees; Treguard, Treguard, Treguard and Treguard.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19192https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19192Sat, 28 Feb 2004 20:40:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 17:26:24 GMT]]>How about:

Most funniset Dungeoneer Death ever

Best Season ending ever

Best lifeforce sequence ever

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19186https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19186Sat, 28 Feb 2004 17:26:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 15:48:12 GMT]]>One award for each season.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19184https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19184Sat, 28 Feb 2004 15:48:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 15:42:56 GMT]]>Pleses Clarifiey this for me HStorm.

The Best character In Each Season Of KM award.

Is that for a charcter from each seson or is it an award to one character from all the sesons?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19182https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19182Sat, 28 Feb 2004 15:42:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 15:09:31 GMT]]>You've been getting very sarky recently haven't you, Drassil. Keep it going!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19179https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19179Sat, 28 Feb 2004 15:09:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 03:48:05 GMT]]>And, Best Latin Male - the nominees being: Hordriss; Brother Mace; Ricky Martin.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19171https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19171Sat, 28 Feb 2004 03:48:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Knightmare Academy Awards on Sat, 28 Feb 2004 02:55:24 GMT]]>How about an award for

"The Best Opposition Henchman ever,"

"The Best Powers That Be Allie ever,"

&

"The Best Nutral Character ever."

as well.  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19170https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19170Sat, 28 Feb 2004 02:55:24 GMT