<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Don't Go Breaking My Cart (from Don't Go Breaking My Heart)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I posted this one <a href="http://qwaz.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=talk&amp;action=display&amp;thread=21" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">on the Off-Topic Forum</a> while this Forum was down. But now it's back...</p>
<p dir="auto">Motley agrees to let McGrew use his Level Two minecart - on the condition that he doesn't break it. Based on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0qW9P-uYfM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John and Kiki Dee</a>.</p>
<p dir="auto">[MOTLEY:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't go breaking my cart</p>
<p dir="auto">[McGREW:]</p>
<p dir="auto">I couldn't if I tried</p>
<p dir="auto">[MOTLEY:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Ah, Matey, if I get restless</p>
<p dir="auto">[McGREW:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Laddie, you are that kind</p>
<p dir="auto">[MOTLEY:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't go breaking my cart</p>
<p dir="auto">[McGREW:]</p>
<p dir="auto">I'll use it responsibly</p>
<p dir="auto">[MOTLEY:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Ah, Matey, when a Dungeoneer comes</p>
<p dir="auto">[McGREW:]</p>
<p dir="auto">I'll push him to Level Three</p>
<p dir="auto">[BOTH:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Ooh-hoo, and nobody knows it</p>
<p dir="auto">[McGREW:]</p>
<p dir="auto">When I was down</p>
<p dir="auto">[MOTLEY:]</p>
<p dir="auto">I was your clown</p>
<p dir="auto">[BOTH:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Ooh-hoo, and nobody knows it</p>
<p dir="auto">[McGREW:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Right from the start</p>
<p dir="auto">[MOTLEY:]</p>
<p dir="auto">I gave you my cart</p>
<p dir="auto">[BOTH:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Ooh-hoo.. I gave you my cart</p>
<p dir="auto">[MOTLEY:]</p>
<p dir="auto">So don't go breaking my cart</p>
<p dir="auto">[McGREW:]</p>
<p dir="auto">I won't go breaking your cart</p>
<p dir="auto">[MOTLEY:]</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't go breaking my cart...</p>
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]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19262</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19262</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2004 17:15:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don't Go Breaking My Cart (from Don't Go Breaking My Heart) on Wed, 03 Mar 2004 09:50:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">He he he</p>
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