<![CDATA[Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?]]>Okay, I know I've been doing these for years, but I've been toying with the idea for ages of redirecting them at us rather than KM characters. And now I have. Brace yourselves, everybody. Here's what I think WE would give as answers to the ultimate question of chicken, the Universe and Everything. NOTE: No offence meant. These are just jokes, and out of fairness, I've started with one that mocks myself.

Me:  "Chicken cross the road? That's a fabulous idea! Good thinking, Chickenman!"

Kieran:  "#Like a chicken over troubled wateeerr..."

Drassil:  "There's a chicken crossing the road? Hey everybody, let's go and 'CHICK' up on it!"

Moana Liza:  "Because there was no bloody footbridge over the road. Bloody typical. And the council's too bloody cheap to empty the bins more than once a fortnight now. And have you seen the state of my shoes? The soles are worn through and it's all because they won't cough up the money to get the pavements fixed properly. And have you seen the weather report for next Thursday...?"

Me:  "Because it was a chicken from season 6 and they always cross the road, because season 6 was SOOOO predictable!"

SCOTT901:  "WHEN IS KNIGHTMARE GOING TO BE BACK ON CHALLENGE?"

BillyH:  "Is that the chicken from Doctor Who, or a different chicken?"

Emii:  "Because it saw Kiriyama on the other side and wanted his autograph! DROOLS"

SCOTT901:  "WHEN IS KNIGHTMARE GOING TO BE BACK ON CHALLENGE?"

Francis306:  "Challenge, could you tell me why the chicken crossed the road... hello? Hello, Challenge? Are you listening to me? Hello?"

Adam Battersby: "LOL! Cos it... LOL!... felt like it! LOL! It wanted to... LOL!... didn't it? LOL!"

SCOTT901:  "WHEN IS KNIGHTMARE GOING TO BE BACK ON CHALLENGE?"

Pooka:  "It was running away from me because it's jealous of me and it won't give me the respect I'm due for building up this community from scratch!"

KaM/RedMage:  "This is a long and bitter tale, sir, but one I shall not shrink from relating. In a nutshell, the avian poultry encountered  an anterior vehicular carriage surface and it is my firm belief that it was a matter of the purest whim that led to its cogitations of impulse and thus motivated its legs to propel from the starting position to the finishing position on the closest opposing vertex of the carriageway. It was a choice of the highest dignity and honour, and we should not question its motives."

Any more?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/906/re-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-roadRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 04:10:27 GMTMon, 15 Mar 2004 16:53:47 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:33:49 GMT]]>Why did the chicken cross the road?

The same reason the dugeoneer crossed the causeway!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35902https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35902Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:33:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:56:46 GMT]]>thriftysquirrels: "Hark! is that a chicken i hear! Ferrets 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 yay"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35327https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35327Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:56:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:12:31 GMT]]>Takes the Pooka

Thanks. Have a new keyboard in return.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35317https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35317Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:12:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:37:51 GMT]]>Not Bad

Thats the sort of thing I would say

Have a free Pooka

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35316https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35316Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:37:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:12:27 GMT]]>You asked for it!!!!

Naitch: " Let's see now.

Yes, this is a good question.

I've thought about it.

And I have discussed the motivations with the chicken.

I have come to a conclusion.

This is what I think.

I believe the chicken crossed the road to go to the computer shop.

Because it was a kind and helpful chicken.

And it wanted to buy me a new keyboard after I wore out the RETURN key on my old one."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35313https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35313Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:12:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:42:06 GMT]]>What about doing me?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35312https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35312Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:42:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 15:50:58 GMT]]>Madmogsue: "To buy Final Fantasy toys from the shop on the other side, obviously."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35306https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35306Sun, 21 Jan 2007 15:50:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:23:39 GMT]]>http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/road.doc or http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/id9.html

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26353https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26353Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:23:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:00:42 GMT]]>It was probably from the same site that your friend showed you but I did post a link to a chicken joke page on the backup forum a few weeks ago.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26345https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26345Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:00:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 20:52:28 GMT]]>I didnt see your link, but my friend showed me a site about chickens crossing roads a few months ago. I was trying to recollect from it.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26339https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26339Fri, 18 Jun 2004 20:52:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 20:29:05 GMT]]>

Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?

Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!

Looks like you pinched them from the link I gave on the backup forum.

Superspurs: Because I did yet another poll sigh

Moana Liza: To have right go at those ntl peeps

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26333https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26333Fri, 18 Jun 2004 20:29:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:56:43 GMT]]>Ever tried asking the chicken?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26155https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26155Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:56:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:32:07 GMT]]>Whay did the chicken cross the road?

Hell if I know!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26147https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26147Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:32:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:30:55 GMT]]>Moana Liza: The chicken crossed the road because I told the chicken that I would open my jar of honey if it didn't cross the road.

Brollachan: The chicken was in search of the Holy Grail, and crossed the road because if it crossed the bridge it would have to answer 3 questions.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26146https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26146Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:30:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Fri, 18 Jun 2004 09:57:10 GMT]]>Me: The chicken did not cross the road, that is the fatal flaw in the human mind. The road, in fact, crossed the chicken.

Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?

Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!

Treguard: All roads lead to rome, they say, and the chicken certianly took that one to level 3.

Also me: What historical evidence suggests the chicken actually did cross the road?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26132https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26132Fri, 18 Jun 2004 09:57:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Thu, 17 Jun 2004 13:20:05 GMT]]>snerk

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Lame, huh?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26037https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26037Thu, 17 Jun 2004 13:20:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Thu, 17 Jun 2004 13:04:26 GMT]]>Superspurs: "Because THE chicken WAS a TWAT, and YOU can't EVEN SPELL chicken PROPERLY, and YOU'VE GOT to USE caps ALL the TIME to provide EMPHASIS so shut up, you COCKY TWAT, and STOP putting me OFF I've GOT washing UP to DO!!!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26032https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26032Thu, 17 Jun 2004 13:04:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Thu, 03 Jun 2004 21:39:34 GMT]]>Challenge: "Because he wasn't getting enough Takeshi's Castle, so now he watch it 24/7/352!"

Believe me, it will be the next step!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/25162https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/25162Thu, 03 Jun 2004 21:39:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Thu, 03 Jun 2004 19:37:04 GMT]]>back to the Challenge forum

armygirl@babe.cool: ta c if had ny gud news cuz im sooo bored at da mo

Sexy_justine: To see if it had got my complaint I posted to Challenge because i could not get onto the website for a fortnight.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/25152https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/25152Thu, 03 Jun 2004 19:37:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Thu, 03 Jun 2004 19:10:13 GMT]]>Crude, and not wide of the mark, HStorm...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/25147https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/25147Thu, 03 Jun 2004 19:10:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:36:54 GMT]]>Sleegol: "To attend the helmet-kissers' convention. SUCK MY CHICKEN!!!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/25137https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/25137Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:36:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Thu, 27 May 2004 20:46:27 GMT]]>lol! Should do - when he's leaving, hug him, and then you can have I've hugged a winning dungeoneer!! ok, im getting tired now... bedtime???

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24605https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24605Thu, 27 May 2004 20:46:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Thu, 27 May 2004 14:19:11 GMT]]>

Pipmuk: To hug Dickon!

Ummm nope. Ive never spoken to him. ever. so there

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24564https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24564Thu, 27 May 2004 14:19:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? on Wed, 26 May 2004 17:04:43 GMT]]>Brollachan: "I hunger knowledge, what is a chicken?"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24470https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24470Wed, 26 May 2004 17:04:43 GMT