<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Addicted to Bass by Puretone]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">GRIMWOLD THE OGRE:</p>
<p dir="auto">I got two hairy hands up against the dungeon wall</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm shaking with the heat of my need to roar</p>
<p dir="auto">It starts in my feet, reverbs up to my brain</p>
<p dir="auto">There's nothing I can do to revert the gain</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm looking down to the kid below</p>
<p dir="auto">There's nothing in the way they move to show</p>
<p dir="auto">They too, know what I knew</p>
<p dir="auto">They’re too busy running from the beast I tow</p>
<p dir="auto">Listening to my Festus bark I feel so out of place</p>
<p dir="auto">There's a certain something missing that the timeshift can't erase</p>
<p dir="auto">I know you can tell just by looking at my face</p>
<p dir="auto">A word about my weakness</p>
<p dir="auto">I love to go inflicting my mace</p>
<p dir="auto">Ogre uh oh</p>
<p dir="auto">I love to go inflicting my mace</p>
<p dir="auto">Ogre uh oh</p>
<p dir="auto">(Ogre uh oh)</p>
<p dir="auto">There's nothing I can do to be sane</p>
<p dir="auto">I don't sleep 'til I've dished out the pain</p>
<p dir="auto">I shake it if I am deprived</p>
<p dir="auto">A hunger that grates from deep inside</p>
<p dir="auto">I feel like I'm doing time</p>
<p dir="auto">Imprisoned by offencing them time after time</p>
<p dir="auto">In my mind I must overcome the need to decline</p>
<p dir="auto">The solitary silence of a violent crime</p>
<p dir="auto">Standing by the wife and dog I'm feeling so alone</p>
<p dir="auto">My back against a wellway and I'm swinging on my own</p>
<p dir="auto">Surrounded by so many and the kids all pick up pace</p>
<p dir="auto">They're picking up my problem</p>
<p dir="auto">I love to go inflicting my mace</p>
<p dir="auto">Ogre uh oh</p>
<p dir="auto">I love to go inflicting my mace</p>
<p dir="auto">Ogre uh oh</p>
<p dir="auto">My mace line is crushing up your spine</p>
<p dir="auto">Ogre uh oh</p>
<p dir="auto">Its tea-time, on you I’m gonna dine</p>
<p dir="auto">I’m outta my mind</p>
<p dir="auto">Someone’s at my window, I look down in the pit</p>
<p dir="auto">Dungeoneers all down in there are looking like sh!t</p>
<p dir="auto">Suddenly I realise in a look that I was wrong</p>
<p dir="auto">I didn’t like the taste of kids on my tongue</p>
<p dir="auto">Down at the scene below</p>
<p dir="auto">There's something in the way they move to show</p>
<p dir="auto">They too, know what I know</p>
<p dir="auto">They’re too busy running from the beast I tow</p>
<p dir="auto">Screams running over me to wash away my thoughts</p>
<p dir="auto">The beatdown of the kidsywinks I laughed when they fought</p>
<p dir="auto">There's something that's connected us whever they got caught</p>
<p dir="auto">Actually I’m lying, I love to go inflicting my mace</p>
<p dir="auto">Ogre uh oh</p>
<p dir="auto">I love to go inflicting my mace</p>
<p dir="auto">Ogre uh oh</p>
<p dir="auto">My mace line is crushing up your spine</p>
<p dir="auto">My mace line</p>
<p dir="auto">Its tea-time, on you I’m gonna dine</p>
<p dir="auto">I’m outta my mind Your bassline has got me feeling fine</p>
<p dir="auto">It's filling up my mind...</p>
<p dir="auto">My mace line is crushing up your spine</p>
<p dir="auto">My mace line</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/910/parody-of-addicted-to-bass-by-puretone</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 04:06:52 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/910.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 03:01:22 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Addicted to Bass by Puretone on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:59:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Here's a short one based on the first verse of Addicted to Base, by Puretone:</p>
<p dir="auto">I've got three good friends and they're guiding me today,</p>
<p dir="auto">Through the Corridor of Blades and they're all in disarray,</p>
<p dir="auto">They're all shouting so loudly I can't make out what they say,</p>
<p dir="auto">It really doesn't look like we will win today.</p>
<p dir="auto">I can only see below,</p>
<p dir="auto">The floor just keeps on moving at a rate that seems so slow,</p>
<p dir="auto">And Treguard knows what I know,</p>
<p dir="auto">And he knows exactly where this quest will go.</p>
<p dir="auto">My Life Force is running low, it's been a while since I was fed,</p>
<p dir="auto">Then I hear something coming and it's heading for my legs,</p>
<p dir="auto">The blade passes through me and in a moment I am dead,</p>
<p dir="auto">A word about my weakness, I've got this stupid helmet on my head.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35757</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35757</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TheMightyMartin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:59:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Addicted to Bass by Puretone on Tue, 16 Mar 2004 04:03:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Totally Addicted to Base</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19938</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19938</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Emii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 04:03:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Addicted to Bass by Puretone on Tue, 16 Mar 2004 03:09:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Sorry to be a philistine but... what song are you parodying there?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19931</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/19931</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 03:09:43 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>