Coming next from me (probably): David Bowie's 'Ch-Ch-Changes' turned into.... 'Tr-Tr-Treguard'. I'll track down Mr. Bowie's lyrics and see whether a reworking would work.

You be the judges...

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I still don't know what I was waiting for

And my game was running wild

A million dead-end quests

Every time I thought I'd got it made

It seemed the Team was not so sweet

So I turned myself to face me

But I've never caught a glimpse

Of how the Watchers must see the faker

I'm much too old to take that quest

Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard

(Turn and face the strain)

Tr-tr-Treguard

Don't want to be a losing man

Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard

(Turn and grace the screen)

Tr-tr-Treguard

Just gonna have to be a different man

Tim may change me

But I can't trace Tim

I watch the backdrops change their size

But never leave the screen

Of blue impermanence and

So the quests float through my eyes

But still the quests seem the same

And these children that you sit by

As they try to challenge your world

Are immune to your consultations

They're quite aware of what they're going through

Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard

(Turn and face the strain)

Tr-tr-Treguard

Don't tell them to wake up and shout a bit

Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard

(Turn and grace the screen)

Tr-tr-Treguard

What's your name

It’s up to you to inspect a bit

Tim may change me

But you can't trace Tim

Strange fascination, captivating me

Knightmares are taking the pace I'm going through

Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard

(Turn and face the strain)

Tr-tr-Treguard

Oh, look out you Fears 'n Mogdreds

Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard

(Turn and grace the screen)

Tr-tr-Treguard

Pretty soon we're gonna get another winner

Tim may change me

But I can't trace Tim

I said that beards may change me

But I won’t shave beards