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<p dir="auto">Block and Tackle when his advisors (which were two Pickles short of a Frightknight who couldn't tell their lefts from their rights) guided him off the blooming ledge.</p>
<p dir="auto">Twits!  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61b.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--stuck_out_tongue" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":P" alt="😛" /></p>
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<p dir="auto">I don't know if anyone remembers a death in series 2 when a team fail to take the gauntlets and therefore can't deal with a catacomb bite. They go into a room to the left where Moghdred says "You've wandered into one of my little play-pens, play a while, play forever! (evil maniacal laugh and dungeoneer dies)</p>
<p dir="auto">Just before that though is when they meet the oracle of confusion in the object room (the one with the stairs at the top) who clearly says "The way forward is the way back" but the team don't go back. This isn't mentioned concerning the death weirdly.</p>
<p dir="auto">There's also a random one in series 2, where the dungeoneer wanders into the object room at the top of the stairs, and this ghostly shroud floats over and kills them. I never understood that one</p>
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<p dir="auto">This was in the episode repeated by Challenge last night/this morning. I believe the oracle says that "The way out is also the way back", referring to what we saw in the previous, winning quest, i.e. that the dungeoneer would have to travel beyond Level 3 and the Dungeon in order to complete the quest and get back alive.</p>
<p dir="auto">The other death you mentioned is from the second quest of Series 2. The cavernwraith attacked the dungeoneer because the team hadn't earned a spell from Cedric that would have protected them.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45330</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45330</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2013 13:46:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Sat, 10 Aug 2013 11:08:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I don't know if anyone remembers a death in series 2 when a team fail to take the gauntlets and therefore can't deal with a catacomb bite. They go into a room to the left where Moghdred says "You've wandered into one of my little play-pens, play a while, play forever! (evil maniacal laugh and dungeoneer dies)</p>
<p dir="auto">Just before that though is when they meet the oracle of confusion in the object room (the one with the stairs at the top) who clearly says "The way forward is the way back" but the team don't go back. This isn't mentioned concerning the death weirdly.</p>
<p dir="auto">There's also a random one in series 2, where the dungeoneer wanders into the object room at the top of the stairs, and this ghostly shroud floats over and kills them. I never understood that one</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45326</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/45326</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thesidesteptotheleft]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2013 11:08:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Fri, 02 Aug 2013 19:17:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Least funny for unfairness will always be team 1 in season 4 for me. Seemed very harsh.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/44973</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/44973</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2013 19:17:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Fri, 02 Aug 2013 00:29:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Think it's fair to say that Series 4's "Sidestep to your left" is the death that's lasted longest in people's memories, although "Red, green, blue, grey!" in the youtube age has gained a nice momentum too.</p>
<p dir="auto">How about <em>least</em> funniest? There's a fair few deaths in Series 3 that piss me off because of how unfair they are,</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/44949</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/44949</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Billy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2013 00:29:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Thu, 01 Aug 2013 21:02:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">There was a good one early in series 2, where a guy failed to pick up a shield in level 3. A few rooms later he came up against a Medusa which turned him and his team into stone.</p>
<p dir="auto">Treguard then says "Oh dear, I think all I'm going to get from them is a stoney silence". It was the way he said it, I was laughing for ages after that.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/44939</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/44939</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thesidesteptotheleft]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2013 21:02:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:14:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">VHS, knightmaredave?  How very 90s of you   Mine are struggling these days, it has to be said.</p>
<p dir="auto">Nothing like a dose of Simon sidestepping left to create laughter.  Accidental comedy is always the best kind, especially if your name is Simon.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/42015</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/42015</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:14:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:00:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Just bhad to watch this xmas day Simon and friends do a side step to the left booong</p>
<p dir="auto">i watched this on my vhs which has stayed in really good nick i'm really impressed they still play!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41971</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41971</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[knightmaredave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:00:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:48:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">got to be Akash and friends i mean they were so clueless they should have died in that bomb room but i think it was for pure entertainkent they survived past ignieus and a cracking oooh nasty from Treguard to finish them off</p>
<p dir="auto">classic comedy</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41479</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41479</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[knightmaredave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:48:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:54:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">[quote="Redthir"]</p>
<p dir="auto">Simon - Series 4, Team 4</p>
<p dir="auto">Funny enough for me to create a parody song based on this death. And a Facebook group as well.</p>
<p dir="auto">That is the ultimate classic!</p>
<p dir="auto">Apart from that one four others that would make my top 5</p>
<p dir="auto">Neil Series 2</p>
<p dir="auto">Their hilarious death by Cedric the silly team that were generally useless at spellcasting Spade instead of Shovel!</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 5 Richard and the Magic Orn!</p>
<p dir="auto">Akash Series 2 Everything about the short quest and death is hilarious</p>
<p dir="auto">Series 6 January and The Magic Rope of Sly Hands!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41440</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41440</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Strike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 23:54:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Fri, 07 Oct 2011 08:55:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Anthony - Series 2, Team 11</p>
<p dir="auto">The dungeoneer seemed to lack any kind of emotion, as well as seeming completely oblivious to the fact that the jar was empty.</p>
<p dir="auto">Alan - Series 6, Team 3</p>
<p dir="auto">"We're dead, Alan."</p>
<p dir="auto">Simon - Series 4, Team 4</p>
<p dir="auto">Funny enough for me to create a parody song based on this death. And a Facebook group as well.</p>
<p dir="auto">Chris - Series 5, Team 7</p>
<p dir="auto">Chris: Red, Green, Blue and Grey.</p>
<p dir="auto">One of the advisors: No Chris! Say Red, Blue, Green and Grey!</p>
<p dir="auto">Chris: What?</p>
<p dir="auto">(Blocker eats him)</p>
<p dir="auto">Simon - Series 3, Team 3</p>
<p dir="auto">It was strangely amusing seeing the team guide Simon straight off a cliff.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41307</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41307</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Redthir]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 08:55:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Sun, 21 May 2006 19:22:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I alsways found the deaths of Mave (series 1), Akash (Series 2), Julie (Serioes 3) and the one in series 5 that blew the golbin horn.</p>
<p dir="auto">I reckon a funny death would be if Oakley had ever killed anyone.  He would probably have dropped the large branche of the dungeoneer's head.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34616</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34616</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Wolfshead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 19:22:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:05:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Anyone have video of deaths other than the ones in the clips section?  I would love to watch a tape just full of the deaths because they looked so funny and cool.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34471</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34471</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nin_ken_dog]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:05:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 13:32:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I think there is a better question:</p>
<p dir="auto">Which deaths arn't funny?</p>
<p dir="auto">Almost all of them were deserved for their blind stupidity (The points where you shout at the TV).</p>
<p dir="auto">The few that I thought were not deserving are like the X-mas season end cop-out.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34469</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34469</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TuragaNuju]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 13:32:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 22:11:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i reckon maybe a stomach swallowing in liliths lair..i.e sankes head=snakes stomach! as seen in series 3!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34467</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34467</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[natnut]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 22:11:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:57:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I see.</p>
<p dir="auto">I wonder if they needed Soap for a later scene though? (Stomach peraps?)</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34446</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34446</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MJNSEIFER]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:57:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 16:37:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Not word-for-word, but it went something like, "She cares about her appearance more than mere base metals."</p>
<p dir="auto">The objects available were a bar of gold, the soap and the comb. From that clue, it's clear the comb was required, and possibly the soap <em>as well</em>. The real silliness was not so much the choice of objects, as the fact that they only took the one object.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34445</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34445</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 16:37:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 18:52:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">SERIES ONE. Killed by lillith for not bringing her a comb, only find this funny cos granitas made it so obvious to pick up comb!</p>
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<p dir="auto">Can you remember what the hints given for the comb were? Just wondering...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34421</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34421</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MJNSEIFER]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 18:52:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:00:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lmao......that was a funny one! same as.....hold up the symbol(when already dead) series 1!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34408</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34408</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[natnut]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:00:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 18:30:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">"Say hello to the goblins and ask them if they would like a good present."</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34406</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34406</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nin_ken_dog]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 18:30:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:33:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">think they were from swansea actually lol. not 100% tho</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34164</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34164</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[natnut]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:33:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:21:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">SERIES FOUR. the welsh team who's famous last words were..."sidestep to the left" lol</p>
<p dir="auto">I remember that, it was so funny, because I'm from Swansea myself, not sure where abouts they were from thou</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34159</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34159</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RobCharles]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:21:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:05:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">funny deaths...my top ones from each series are....</p>
<p dir="auto">SERIES ONE. Killed by lillith for not bringing her a comb, only find this funny cos granitas made it so obvious to pick up comb!</p>
<p dir="auto">SERIES TWO. Killed by Cedric as they had the spell SHOVEL but tried spellcasting SPADE! and then said the word stalagtyte thinking it was the password!</p>
<p dir="auto">SERIES THREE. Team who had an amulet of invisibilty and carried on using it thus not seeing where they were going and falling off a cliff.</p>
<p dir="auto">SERIES FOUR. the welsh team who's famous last words were..."sidestep to the left" lol</p>
<p dir="auto">SERIES FIVE. Team who were turned into a goblin and were eaten by the blocker for not knowing password(the dungeoneers voice was all squeeky when saying red,blue,green,grey etc)</p>
<p dir="auto">SERIES SIX.Team who fell off causeway puzzle, the ones who didnt even have time to even move one square cos they were so slow! lol</p>
<p dir="auto">SERIES SEVEN:team who were killed by the trial by spikes,the ones that had the troll blocking the way. they couldnt finish of the spell,as they missed a letter by not using darkness powder. This team were cool and quite funky for that time!</p>
<p dir="auto">SERIES EIGHT:team who were killed by red dragon, "cooked or raw" lol comedy was great!</p>
<p dir="auto">the end....</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34157</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34157</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[natnut]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:05:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 15:24:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Should have lobbed the empty jar at her, ran across the room before the crew could activate the death sequence, stole motleys laugh and waved it at her-</p>
<p dir="auto">hahahaha.</p>
<p dir="auto">humbugs...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34085</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34085</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[djoska]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 15:24:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The funniest death on Knightmare? on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 15:15:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">If you ask me, Lillith should have been grateful for anything anyone brought. After all, it's not as if she ever had any other visitors, apart from Treguard, who was always thrown out...</p>
<p dir="auto">Which gives me an idea for a thread...</p>
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