<![CDATA[Things WE would never say...]]>Redirecting the Chicken jokes at the fans has given me an idea for another new spin on old thread. Let's have some examples of things you just wouldn't catch Knightmare fans saying.

Grimaldine Grimwold:  "Wasn't season 7 just the greatest thing ever...?!?"

HStorm:  "My stomach feels great this morning."

Ringmasterrob:  "My age is..."

Emii:  "Eiw, isn't Pickle an ugly git?"

Drassil:  "What is that? Greek? Doesn't mean a thing to me."

Velda:  "I just thought I'd better continue the subject I raised yesterday..."

Grimaldine Grimwold:  "Isn't Ipswich the most exciting place you've ever seen?"

Glenn Toogood:  "Sorry, that's my fault."

Kieran:  "Let's not listen to Simon And Garfunkel today, I'm really not in the mood."

Lord_Fear:  "I UNDERSTAND how this thread works!"

Emii:  "Yeah, say what you like about Kiri, makes no difference to me."

Malefact:  "WOW! I feel so motivated this morning!"

Any more?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/924/things-we-would-never-say...RSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 15:51:00 GMTFri, 19 Mar 2004 16:00:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Wed, 07 Jul 2004 14:59:13 GMT]]>HStorm: "Y'know, I think i'll take a break from making up snarky comments for a while"

Dark Descender: "Stuff Skarkill! Raptor was way better than him!"

Skarkill: "I say, do you mind awfuly if I put my irons on you?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27457https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27457Wed, 07 Jul 2004 14:59:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 20:31:50 GMT]]>

SCOTT901: WHEN AREN'T YOU SHOWING IT

I think that he's actially figured out when it's being shown, but insists on keep reminding everyone when it's on. I guess he thinks we will forget before them, aww bless him !

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21023https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21023Thu, 08 Apr 2004 20:31:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 19:26:03 GMT]]>Barry and Co: Knightmare? Yeah we were on that, the show with Pat Sharp and the go karts right?

BVA: The series 8 life force clock was in fact a bramwell tart

HStorm: I wrote a new fan fic and it's available in post it note size! Yes it's really that short!

Emii: My new forum is going to be "Below The School" where you can create a moleperson and engage in fascinating adventures below KMBS!

Lord_Bob: Truth be told, RMR made all of my best posts

(This is true but he'd never say it was!)

Ringmasterrob: I've thought of a great new original character name, 100% cliche free!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21022https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21022Thu, 08 Apr 2004 19:26:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 18:11:28 GMT]]>SCOTT901: WHEN AREN'T YOU SHOWING IT

BillyH: There was a HUGE bootsale on yesterday...but meh, couldn't be bothered going.

Knightmaredave: actually i prefer 'oh dear, what a pity' to 'ooh, nasty'.

Alex Smith: The first winning team was...hang on, It's at the back of my head...erm...was...erm...it's coming to me...ah, forget it. Series 1, I think.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21017https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21017Thu, 08 Apr 2004 18:11:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 16:43:17 GMT]]>Course not! The joke was more about Fidjit impressions;

Skarkill: I'm not going to put RMR in the irons for calling me boring!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21016https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21016Thu, 08 Apr 2004 16:43:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 12:29:17 GMT]]>

Skarkill: Forget the irons! everyone got bored of my Skarkill imitations ages ago, I've decided to do Fidjit next.

Have Igot boreing?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21009https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21009Thu, 08 Apr 2004 12:29:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Thu, 08 Apr 2004 08:44:14 GMT]]>Ringmasterrob: Merlin wasn't that bad really, i mean Series 4 ending was a cracking good one.

Lord_Fear: Well actually, that Mogdred was much better as a villain, I've always had a thing for a bloke in a dress

Skarkill: Forget the irons! everyone got bored of my Skarkill imitations ages ago, I've decided to do Fidjit next

Motley: The rules eh? Better make sure I follow these to the letter

HStorm: (just kidding )

Emii: I'm not too bothered the RMR has stolen my 'silly man' phrase, in fact i'm faxing him the copyright papers right now

Snowwie: Well, this thread looks like it doesn't need my unique imagination and hilarious side tracks

Malefact: My KMBS lessons were far too complicated, i've decided to teach "how to hold your wand in 3 easy steps" instead.

Snowcat: You know what, this cupboard is actually rather nice. No need for desperate escape attempts here!

SCOTT901:

Adam Battersby: No blue screens were harmed in the making of my rpg...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21006https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21006Thu, 08 Apr 2004 08:44:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 22:33:28 GMT]]>shoves a nail file under the door, just so Snowcat has a fighting chance

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21001https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21001Wed, 07 Apr 2004 22:33:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 21:47:30 GMT]]>"W00t! Hi peeps! LOL! Soz, can't say much coz I'm going clubbing in a mo. Nitemare rox! So long!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20997https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20997Wed, 07 Apr 2004 21:47:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 15:31:57 GMT]]>CLANG

Ow! Thanks a bunch Emii! (Don't lemme forget, I now owe u a headache...) 😛

I only asked....

**** looks around the tiny cupboard for a way out ****

I gotta train to catch...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20989https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20989Wed, 07 Apr 2004 15:31:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 15:20:49 GMT]]>NO! shoves flining cabinet in front of the door

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20988https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20988Wed, 07 Apr 2004 15:20:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 13:19:52 GMT]]>Hmm, lets call this one a draw...

*** A single claw appears and saws its way around the lock, removing it completely***

While we're at it, where IS our esteemed new friend Mr 901? Ye made a helluva noise when he initially logged-in (if indeed HE did! ) but I haven't actually seen any kind of post or topics from him. abusive or otherwise...

Did we scare 'im off?

Would that make us the 'bad yins'??

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20984https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20984Wed, 07 Apr 2004 13:19:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 21:23:11 GMT]]>

HStorm "I know when someone is in character."

Snowcat: "And so do I."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20929https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20929Mon, 05 Apr 2004 21:23:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:49:26 GMT]]>Hstorm "I know when someone is in character."

Knowone said that happens ONLY at the Boarding School!

NOW WILL SOMEBODY OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!!!

drinks, saints and driving come to mind, but not in that order.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20915https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20915Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:49:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:45:57 GMT]]>Snowcat: "I always enjoy everyone having a joke at my expense."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20914https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20914Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:45:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:43:26 GMT]]>and end up with a rather toasty Snowcat....

First time putting in 2p worth has cost this much! Now I gotta worry about burnt fur as well as manky fur....

As the goblin master would put it "LOVELY".

not.... 😕

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20913https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20913Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:43:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:38:36 GMT]]>HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

This should be intresting to watch.

We could always set fire to the door and burn it down?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20912https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20912Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:38:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:26:26 GMT]]>and since Emii has dissappeared for now and you've glued the lock:-

"How the @*$&£)& heck am I supposed to get outta here?"

The dust in here is playing havoc with me fur.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20911https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20911Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:26:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:23:49 GMT]]>Well... if I ain't.... Who is he then?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20910https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20910Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:23:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:21:47 GMT]]>That's what I mean when I say you're a master of disguise, Scott! You've disguised your words by sounding reasonably intelligent and using lower case. But I'm not fooled! You're not really Snowcat, I can tell.

Jams the lock with super glue

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20909https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20909Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:21:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:17:48 GMT]]>no he sure as heck 'aint!

IF I WAS SCOTT901 I'D BE SCREAMING AT YE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!

but I'm not, so Emii..... Please open that flamin' door... 😕

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20908https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20908Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:17:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:13:46 GMT]]>No, Emii, leave him in there! He's really SCOTT901, master of disguise.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20907https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20907Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:13:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:11:43 GMT]]>Emii (hopefully ) :- "I going to use this key and let the cat back out"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20906https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20906Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:11:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Things WE would never say... on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:09:00 GMT]]>EVER SINCE YOU TOOK TYPING LESSONS FROM SCOTT901 AND WHEN ARE YOU SHOWING KNIGHTMARE?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20905https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20905Mon, 05 Apr 2004 15:09:00 GMT