<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Smirkenorff (parody of Bicycle Race by Queen)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Smirkenorff!</p>
<p dir="auto">Smirkenorff!</p>
<p dir="auto">Smirkenorff!</p>
<p dir="auto">I want to ride my...</p>
<p dir="auto">Smirkenorff!</p>
<p dir="auto">Smirkenorff!</p>
<p dir="auto">Smirkenorff!</p>
<p dir="auto">I want to ride thy Smirkenorff, I like to ride him now...</p>
<p dir="auto">I want to ride thy Smirkenorff, I like to ride him where I like</p>
<p dir="auto">You said, "Height," I said, "Flight,"</p>
<p dir="auto">You said, "Fly," I said, "Glide"</p>
<p dir="auto">You said, "Fire," I said, "Wat-er! I wand to give him, DRAGON MINTS!"</p>
<p dir="auto">(I can't think of a lot more, this is from the single <em>"Bicycle"</em> from Queen)</p>
<p dir="auto">Not bad for my first-ever attempt!  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=cbb8c768457" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
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