<![CDATA[Caption Contest 4]]>As requested in a previous thread:

Here's my starter for 10:

"Yes Grimwold, I know you're THAT huge"  ;D

(I'm sure you lot can do better)

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the knight was about to attack but did not know that the helmet was attracting his foot by the light

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11633https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11633Mon, 29 Sep 2003 00:20:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Fri, 26 Sep 2003 20:13:02 GMT]]>Ermm.. just shift to your left a bit luv - coz I'm gonna plant me foot down and spit through the keyhole.

~Divven't get showered, I'm Lissard's descendant.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11608https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11608Fri, 26 Sep 2003 20:13:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Fri, 26 Sep 2003 20:06:40 GMT]]>

Barry had desperately tried to convince his advisors that spellcasting M.I.C.H.A.E.L.F.L.A.T.L.E.Y would not help them open the door, but he was too late.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11607https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11607Fri, 26 Sep 2003 20:06:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Fri, 26 Sep 2003 19:53:54 GMT]]>

It only took Lissard a few hours to find out what had happened to his extensive baked bean collection which had suddenly disappeared earlier that morning.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11606https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11606Fri, 26 Sep 2003 19:53:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Thu, 25 Sep 2003 22:04:04 GMT]]>Ew. that 'answers on a postcard please' gives off that craig charlesesque vibe!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11585https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11585Thu, 25 Sep 2003 22:04:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Wed, 24 Sep 2003 03:52:06 GMT]]>

And heres your YES YOUR chance to win a free spot for you and 3  friends to take part in the next season of KM all you gotta do is look at this picture and tell us... Is treguard heartbroken or  has he smoked to much and got high yo? ...Answers on a postcard please..

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11554https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11554Wed, 24 Sep 2003 03:52:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Sun, 21 Sep 2003 11:56:55 GMT]]>Last one would be "ees too dark where are you Treguard".

ObMrsG

I've posted about the city in America called Festus before.  Well the President of Botswana is called Festus Mogae!  Wonder if the politicians there tell him "shut up Festus"?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11510https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11510Sun, 21 Sep 2003 11:56:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Sun, 21 Sep 2003 01:32:08 GMT]]>

" Eef i win zees arm wrestle tregaurd, then the dungeoneer gets a spell!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11507https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11507Sun, 21 Sep 2003 01:32:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Sun, 21 Sep 2003 01:24:33 GMT]]>

" Remind me Pickle, never to go drinking more than 3 shandies again..."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11506https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11506Sun, 21 Sep 2003 01:24:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Sun, 21 Sep 2003 01:21:43 GMT]]>He says:

" Goodness me mr. fear, sir. They didnt make that hat very well!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11505https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11505Sun, 21 Sep 2003 01:21:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Sat, 20 Sep 2003 19:14:20 GMT]]>Lol, i wonder if the person said:

"I can stand on one foot for longer than you"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11499https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11499Sat, 20 Sep 2003 19:14:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Sat, 20 Sep 2003 03:45:03 GMT]]>Cmon everybody lets do the can can - you too helmeted one!!! -Do the can can with me for these manz and the door on the right will open. Que music!

sorry if that sucked heh its a hard pic to work with.

But a quick bonus

Lizard is staring at fear and falling in love

Fear: Lizard we must get ready to intercept the first quest muahahah....Well then lizzard get a move on..WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

Lizard:SSSS Your Eyes yer lordness Bah God your eyessss are ssssssoooooooo sexy!!!!!!! Marry me!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11495https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11495Sat, 20 Sep 2003 03:45:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Thu, 18 Sep 2003 23:52:10 GMT]]>Lloyd Grossman hunts down another prentender who wants to steal his show!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11488https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11488Thu, 18 Sep 2003 23:52:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Thu, 18 Sep 2003 13:00:17 GMT]]>Lol!  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11475https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11475Thu, 18 Sep 2003 13:00:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Thu, 18 Sep 2003 12:59:35 GMT]]>Mine is "And the ministry of funny walks strikes again!"

EDIT: " And a knight from the Holy Grail got a bit lost"

(Sorry, I'm really bad at these!)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11474https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11474Thu, 18 Sep 2003 12:59:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Thu, 18 Sep 2003 12:48:38 GMT]]>We haven't had one of these for ages so I thought I'd start a new one (you can have more than one caption this time if you can think of them):

My captions for this are an in-joke: "Don't mention the war!"

AND:

The dungeon marching band interrupted the quest!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11472https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/11472Thu, 18 Sep 2003 12:48:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Sat, 07 Jun 2003 00:20:49 GMT]]>LOL! Don't blame u, mate!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6466https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6466Sat, 07 Jun 2003 00:20:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Fri, 06 Jun 2003 21:34:05 GMT]]>Catacombite: Hi cousin Fred, what brings you here?

(sorry to bump, I can't resist taking part in threads like this!)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6457https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6457Fri, 06 Jun 2003 21:34:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Tue, 03 Jun 2003 10:16:09 GMT]]>The character of Skeletor needed further revision if "He-Man" was ever going to get made.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6321https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6321Tue, 03 Jun 2003 10:16:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Tue, 03 Jun 2003 05:18:36 GMT]]>Berk! BERK! I seem to have gone through the trapdoor into this weird dungeony type of place! BERK!

end trapdoor mode

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6320https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6320Tue, 03 Jun 2003 05:18:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Mon, 02 Jun 2003 16:57:33 GMT]]>FAO Illusion - any chance instead of "Level One Dungeoneer" I can have "Jester" or "Barry"?!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6268https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6268Mon, 02 Jun 2003 16:57:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Fri, 30 May 2003 01:33:06 GMT]]>LOL ...love it

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6178https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6178Fri, 30 May 2003 01:33:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Thu, 29 May 2003 22:53:41 GMT]]>The Catacombite and his friend used to have flesh on their bones......untill Homer J Simpson donned the Helmet of Justice!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6163https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6163Thu, 29 May 2003 22:53:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Caption Contest 4 on Thu, 29 May 2003 00:44:41 GMT]]>Catacombite to ickle green skull: "Jesus! fred, i know they told you there were risks in working at a nuclear power plant but DAMN!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6140https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/6140Thu, 29 May 2003 00:44:41 GMT