<![CDATA[Ask Aukett]]>Well since there has been mention of "Ask Andrew" or "Ask Alex" no longer being about, I may as well carry on with the tradition  😉

Feel free to ask me your questions (Knightmare related of course!) and I'll do my best to answer them

Cheers

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/97/ask-aukettRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 05:15:25 GMTMon, 30 Dec 2002 23:41:50 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Tue, 07 Jan 2003 00:06:06 GMT]]>escapes from the mental institute on the Atomic Pogo Stick

What? You think I'm some sad moron that only has any interest in his pogo stick? Ha! I'm watermelon obssessed too! Watch!

juggles watermelons

See? NEEEEEEHHH!!!

And it wasn't 15 takes! It was fifteen! A world of difference! NO! NO! NOT THE ORANGE JUICE...!!!

we apologise for the breakdown in sanity in this post, and blame it on a sugar high

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2132https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2132Tue, 07 Jan 2003 00:06:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Mon, 06 Jan 2003 00:53:56 GMT]]>Just give him his Ppogo Stick, he'll be happy.

No wonder he wanted to do that scene in 15 takes  😉

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2119https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2119Mon, 06 Jan 2003 00:53:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Sun, 05 Jan 2003 22:02:58 GMT]]>I know the third answer, I was there. The answer is...BECAUSE LORD WRAITH IS EVIL INCARNATE, AND LOVES HITTING PEOPLE IN THE CHIN! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! RIGHT IN THE CHIN!!!! SOCK! SHOE! UNDERWEAR! HAHAHA!!!

gets dragged away by the people in white, again...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2105https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2105Sun, 05 Jan 2003 22:02:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Sun, 05 Jan 2003 02:32:31 GMT]]>

  1. Why doesn't the Atomic Pogo Stick make an appearence in Series 8?

  2. Why did the WitCh Heggatty only know the letter A of the alphabet?

  3. Why does Lord Wraith almost knock Adam out in Series 4 of the KMRPG?

But just to keep some people happy  ;D :

  1. Because some idiot thought that the Reach Wand would be a more effective item to use.

  2. Because Heggatty secretly works for the AA and shamelessly plugs it every time she gets the chance (hence A, A....)

  3. I don't know the answer to that one I'm afraid (GASP!  😮 ). This is due to the fact that I've never really got involved in the Knightmare RPG as an actor or contestant (DOUBLE GASP!  😮 ) , though hopefully that will change come this April

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2094https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2094Sun, 05 Jan 2003 02:32:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Sun, 05 Jan 2003 02:25:34 GMT]]>

I think James might have unregistered his account, then re-registered, and the forum doesn't seem to recognise any of his old posts against and just displays guest as default.

Illusion is quite right, I just got fed up of having too many posts to my name so I went about and wiped my old account off and got a new one. My Knew Years Resolution  😉 is to cut down on the number of posts I make here - and seeing as I can't actually access this place most of the time, I'm off to a flying start

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2093https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2093Sun, 05 Jan 2003 02:25:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Sat, 04 Jan 2003 00:08:47 GMT]]>Awww and I wanted answers to my Q's too  🙂

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2064https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2064Sat, 04 Jan 2003 00:08:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Sat, 04 Jan 2003 00:01:16 GMT]]>I think James might have unregistered his account, then re-registered, and the forum doesn't seem to recognise any of his old posts against and just displays guest as default.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2063https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2063Sat, 04 Jan 2003 00:01:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Fri, 03 Jan 2003 04:41:30 GMT]]>Especially as you can't post as a guest on this forum.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2041https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2041Fri, 03 Jan 2003 04:41:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Fri, 03 Jan 2003 01:54:01 GMT]]>How come your posting as a guest?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2038https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2038Fri, 03 Jan 2003 01:54:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Thu, 02 Jan 2003 00:16:10 GMT]]>This is more like Ask Ark, the questions are the funniest this time...or Arks Questions anyway

Lemme think...

  1. Why doesn't the Atomic Pogo Stick make an appearence in Series 8?

  2. Why did the WitCh Heggatty only know the letter A of the alphabet?

  3. Why does Lord Wraith almost knock Adam out in Series 4 of the KMRPG?

Have a go at those  😎

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1991https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1991Thu, 02 Jan 2003 00:16:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Wed, 01 Jan 2003 22:22:40 GMT]]>

Well, if they were all as hapless as he was that year, they'd need help putting their robes on in the morning without spellcasting themselves out of existence, let alone coming to his rescue.

The old folks home springs to mind  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1944https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1944Wed, 01 Jan 2003 22:22:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Wed, 01 Jan 2003 22:21:40 GMT]]>

Thank you very much!

Alright, let's see...

  1. Why couldn't Elita have stuck around for one more season so we could see the mythical Elita-Barry confrontation?

  2. What's Morghanna's phone number?

  3. If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?

  1. Elita's big mouth had swalloed herself up out of existence

  2.  I think Morghanna shares the same number as the Samaritans

  3. Because they were cowards and preferred drinking beer at the Crazed Heifer  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1943https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1943Wed, 01 Jan 2003 22:21:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Wed, 01 Jan 2003 15:09:45 GMT]]>

If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?

Well, if they were all as hapless as he was that year, they'd need help putting their robes on in the morning without spellcasting themselves out of existence, let alone coming to his rescue.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1898https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1898Wed, 01 Jan 2003 15:09:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Wed, 01 Jan 2003 15:06:38 GMT]]>Thank you very much!

Alright, let's see...

  1. Why couldn't Elita have stuck around for one more season so we could see the mythical Elita-Barry confrontation?

  2. What's Morghanna's phone number?

  3. If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1896https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1896Wed, 01 Jan 2003 15:06:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Tue, 31 Dec 2002 23:14:34 GMT]]>

How much dread could a Mildread dread if a Mildread could dread dread?

LOL, that's great Ark.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1868https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1868Tue, 31 Dec 2002 23:14:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Tue, 31 Dec 2002 21:27:00 GMT]]>

  1. Who was Fatilla referring to when he mentioned "Old Boney/Skullhead/whatever" in Series 4, as Lord Fear wasn't around at that point?

  2. How much dread could a Mildread dread if a Mildread could dread dread?

  1. Possibly Mogdred, since his face was like "Old Boney" or it might be one of the hovering skulls a la "Skullhead"  😉

  2. The most dread that Mildred could dread is Mogdred!  ;D

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1852https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1852Tue, 31 Dec 2002 21:27:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Tue, 31 Dec 2002 16:11:31 GMT]]>

  • Who was Fatilla referring to when he mentioned "Old Boney/Skullhead/whatever" in Series 4, as Lord Fear wasn't around at that point?

  • How much dread could a Mildread dread if a Mildread could dread dread?

    • ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1837https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1837Tue, 31 Dec 2002 16:11:31 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Tue, 31 Dec 2002 15:51:50 GMT]]>Indeed!

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1832https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1832Tue, 31 Dec 2002 15:51:50 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Tue, 31 Dec 2002 09:08:11 GMT]]>I'd have to say Melly, though judging by recent topics, she's proven herself to be a bit of a slapper hasn't she?  ;D

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1818https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1818Tue, 31 Dec 2002 09:08:11 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Ask Aukett on Tue, 31 Dec 2002 01:51:25 GMT]]>Which dungeon maiden do you fancy the most?

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1736https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/1736Tue, 31 Dec 2002 01:51:25 GMT