<![CDATA[I think I'm a banana tree]]>Several weeks ago I was sat in my local pub with my usual assorted rabble of Orcs, Goblins, Trolls and Undead. Our coversation had once again truned to kids TV.

Usually we spoke of programmes such as Trapdoor, The Wombles, Fantastic Max, The Ratties and such like. Then my Comrade, Anthrax Dave, mentioned the repeats of Knightmare on Challenge TV.

What followed was a two hour diatribe about said programme. The memories, the bungled quests, The characters, the rooms. We could have supped the ale all night long.

Now, as I sit, bored at work, I find this forum. Finally, Semtex Jack is home.

Good day to you all.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/976/i-think-i-m-a-banana-treeRSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 18:55:38 GMTWed, 14 Apr 2004 05:02:34 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Thu, 22 Apr 2004 20:41:25 GMT]]>I'll have you know I was the first cartoonist to do a cartoon showing her going to heaven on a stairlift. It was quite sweet, actually.

God bless.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21670https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21670Thu, 22 Apr 2004 20:41:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Thu, 22 Apr 2004 18:02:28 GMT]]>

Right, I'm off to be nasty to Thora Hird. Time to put some nettles on her stairlift. Bwahahahaha.

What's wrong with her? What has she done to you then? You do realise she's not still around anymore to defend herself. I'd say let her rest in peace!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21662https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21662Thu, 22 Apr 2004 18:02:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Thu, 22 Apr 2004 05:46:59 GMT]]>I'll call you Skarlett when I'm going to turn you in to something

Oh and that dungeneer just jumped out the window.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21619https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21619Thu, 22 Apr 2004 05:46:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:37:47 GMT]]>Madness, Madness, They call it Madness. Well, if this is Madness, then I'm filled with Gladness.

I must also leave in 6 hours.......my Venus Fly Trap needs feeding.....no where did I put that filthy Dungeoneer?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21601https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21601Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:37:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:22:53 GMT]]>Madness, madness I tell yers!

EEEHEEEHEEEHEEHEEEE!

I must go now. My planet needs me.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21593https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21593Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:22:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Wed, 21 Apr 2004 22:41:36 GMT]]>My only other nickname is Whistler, on account of I whistle through my nose when I sleep.

Not that any of you really needed to be informed of that. Ho hum.

Right, I'm off to be nasty to Thora Hird. Time to put some nettles on her stairlift. Bwahahahaha.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21581https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21581Wed, 21 Apr 2004 22:41:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Wed, 21 Apr 2004 08:20:55 GMT]]>

Can I call you Patch?
Isn't that meant to be my name... I'm covered in 'em!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21527https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21527Wed, 21 Apr 2004 08:20:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Tue, 20 Apr 2004 23:38:51 GMT]]>The Only nick names I allow are Skarky and Skarks.

(Because I personaly like them. )

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21517https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21517Tue, 20 Apr 2004 23:38:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Tue, 20 Apr 2004 23:22:57 GMT]]>Okay Skarkill,

Can I call you Bob?

Or maybe My Lord. Or Sir?

Or Pete?

Your choice.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21515https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21515Tue, 20 Apr 2004 23:22:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Tue, 20 Apr 2004 19:11:28 GMT]]>

Can I call you Patch?

Emii.

START RUNNING. 😠

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21485https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21485Tue, 20 Apr 2004 19:11:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Tue, 20 Apr 2004 16:03:33 GMT]]>Can I call you Patch?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21472https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21472Tue, 20 Apr 2004 16:03:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:31:17 GMT]]>

turns Skarkill in to a block of ice but if I turn Skarlett in to ice its just for fun

Oh your not going to start calling me that are you?

I've got enough with Elita calling me Goblin-Boy.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21461https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21461Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:31:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Mon, 19 Apr 2004 12:40:52 GMT]]>Hihi SJ! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21456https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21456Mon, 19 Apr 2004 12:40:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Mon, 19 Apr 2004 10:34:59 GMT]]>And yousa into a lemon pie...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21449https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21449Mon, 19 Apr 2004 10:34:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:21:39 GMT]]>A late hi! I'm snowwie the local elven wolfy If I turn you in to a block of ice its not personal. turns Skarkill in to a block of ice but if I turn Skarlett in to ice its just for fun

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21447https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21447Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:21:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Mon, 19 Apr 2004 00:46:42 GMT]]>Ah Skarkill,

So nice to finally meet you. The Goblins have told me much about your benevolance.

The title is indeed from Queen's 'I'm going slightly mad'.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I have flowers to crush.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21446https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21446Mon, 19 Apr 2004 00:46:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Fri, 16 Apr 2004 18:54:48 GMT]]>Oh Good More Victims errr. I mean Knewbies.

Welcome to the KM Disscusion Forum.

Adveture, Illusion, Nostagler, Magic and Danger at your finger tips.

And I'm ONE of The Dangers.

Skarkill's what I'm Called an I'm The Forums Resident Goblin Master.

SO if I hunts yer down and catches yer.............

"IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER."

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21322https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21322Fri, 16 Apr 2004 18:54:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Fri, 16 Apr 2004 18:29:33 GMT]]>Good greetings to you, as usual I wish you have a long and happy stay here at the Knightmare camp.

Not 'camp' as in the 'oh hello there' greeting on the forum, but camp as in....Yeah well you get the idea.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21319https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21319Fri, 16 Apr 2004 18:29:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Fri, 16 Apr 2004 02:02:42 GMT]]>Welcome to the Forum, Jack. There is potential for you to have a great time around here.

The title of this thread seems to be from a song by Queen - and there are plenty of Queen fans on the Forum too!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21308https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21308Fri, 16 Apr 2004 02:02:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Thu, 15 Apr 2004 23:05:20 GMT]]>Don't Drink?????? Dark ones!!!! Get him!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21304https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21304Thu, 15 Apr 2004 23:05:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:03:30 GMT]]>Hi and welcome! I don't drink, I'm afraid, but I am strange.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21297https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21297Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:03:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Thu, 15 Apr 2004 01:46:26 GMT]]>I like to think of myself as somehwere in the middle.

I try so hard to be evil and please Lord Fear but I usually end up being good and actually helping the person. Not through incompetence, but just simply because I believe in doing the right thing.

I sup far too much Ale. It's the Goblins you see. Damn good card players, get me every time. I'm sure they spike my drink.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21259https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21259Thu, 15 Apr 2004 01:46:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I think I'm a banana tree on Wed, 14 Apr 2004 17:39:59 GMT]]>Hi there and welcome here ! If you like drinking ale then you would get along really well with some of the inhabitants then. If you like to be on the good side then you would get on well with the likes of Treguard and Brother Mace to name a couple and would have plenty of great pub drinking sessions. If you like to be on the bad side then you would probably get along with ole Sly Hands and you two would more then likely make great drinking buddies .

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21233https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21233Wed, 14 Apr 2004 17:39:59 GMT