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*Throws a fireball at the block of Ice Skarkill's in and unfreezes him.*

Why do bosses always have to do things themsleves?

***hackles up, preparing a few snowballs for the chittering goblin master***

You pays peanuts, you gets monkeys.

you pays dungeoneers, you gets goblins.

You don't pays at all, you gets.... weeeeeeeeellllllllll....

***lobs a snowball at Skarkill and bounds off into the forest***

Hah, see Foxy? I certainly know a fetish fanatic when I lick see one.

Certainly looks like the boy Fear has a bit of a cult sexual following, no doubt. Might be able to work a little bit of a kinky angle into my already-uberhyped Knightmare adventure videogame! Perhaps to get to the quest object, you would need to appear to surrender in order to get Lord Fear to lower his guard. So you'd cast a BIND spell or something, et voila - you're suddenly entwined in black gaffer tape! That's one animation I wouldn't mind spending a fair bit of time on.

Oh, and futher thanks to LordFearIsAFox for swearing a lot - something I do all the time, but have found myself being nice and polite in my short time here. So I have something to say...

"What? Lord Fear? And Stilletta? And LordFearIsAFox? And SkipTheDreadnought? Clapped in irons and clad in full battle gear? In a torture chamber? Drunk? With their reputation?... I should f**king coco."

Thank you for your time.

Skip xo

I always had a bit of a thing for Pickle...and still do actually if I'm honest...I seem to be attracted to camp guys, could very well explain why I'm still single...

Does choosing to dress as Guy Pearce's character in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert count as camp enough for you Melisandrinoff?

As has been elsewhere documented, my crush was mainly Majida. HStorm already knows this well.

Now however my main crushes are of course Nibbler (See Most Annoying... Thread) and now you Melisandinoff!!!!

Right, I'm off to be as camp as a row of pink tents with gay men in them sniffing poppers

Mines still Melly! She's well fit...

LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe

*snerk*

Melisandrinoff wrote: LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe

Now there's an offer you don't get everyday. Keep yerself warm Melisandrinoff. I may just take ye up on that offer

There for the taking dude, go right ahead...
Perhaps you two can discuss Knightmare together?

Semtex Jack wrote:

Melisandrinoff wrote: LOL Semtex Jack, I'm swooning here, you can have me any day, hehe

Now there's an offer you don't get everyday. Keep yerself warm Melisandrinoff. I may just take ye up on that offer

Just remember to keep practising the campness, and I'm all yours, hehe

Woah, someones a lucky boy...

Is it Valentines day or something?

Not as far as I'm aware

Well, I'm off down the snooker hall tonight as... well ye know it is Friday today!

If I really feel like taking risks (as I do have work tommorow) I can stay up to record Knightmare, who knows...

You could always programme it in advance to tape - or is the clock not set on your VCR?