Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I dunno? Why?
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I think I can confirm with a fair degree of affirmative confirmation that it is now confirmed that James Aukett's username has been confirmatively confirmed. Would someone like to confirm that?
Or
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Glenn?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
James will be SO happy with this attention.....And yes I can confirm the confirmation of Zagor being James Auketts confirmed user name!
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Actually, I can't confirm it.
But James Aukett would be so happy to be mentioned so often on this page. Or Zagor, or HStorm, or whoever he is...
Wish I'd never imitated him. :D
FrightKnight: To look at the archive of Chicken jokes and mention old members, keping alive long gone debates. incidentally, was that final life force animation supposed to be a pie...?
But James Aukett would be so happy to be mentioned so often on this page. Or Zagor, or HStorm, or whoever he is...
Wish I'd never imitated him. :D
FrightKnight: To look at the archive of Chicken jokes and mention old members, keping alive long gone debates. incidentally, was that final life force animation supposed to be a pie...?
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
It's ok. After all, it was soon after this time last year that I watched him win a good amount of £ on Channel 5's 'Brainteaser', and never stopped pestering him about it during the whole RPG time. The man is a legend - but I still maintain he was lucky: he got two 'ing' words, and while I'd never have got to the final; I'd have won the money, given the impossible chance Cheers to you, James. See you soon.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Yup - he's one of my flatmates who poked his head around the corner for a bit after hearing me go on about Km.
I think Zall was actually someone Malefact knows.
Subject to change.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Anyone remember when James Aukett's name was 'Lord Fear', though? He changed it when another Lord Fear joined the forum.
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Yes, I remember that Billy. Technically the other guy should have changed his name, but hey, we're talking about 2 years ago here!
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Adam Battersby: "Lol. Cross the road? Lol. You mean, like, walking? Lol. Moving your muscles? Lol. You won't catch me doin' that! LOLOLOLOL!"
HStorm: "It ran away from me because I was so angry with it for calling me 'Sir'. I HATE being called 'Sir'!"
Alex Smith: "Well, I can tell you that in the first two seasons, the chicken only crossed the road twice. In the third season, however, it seemed to become a given that it would cross the road every time, making a total of 13 occasions. Yes, THIRTEEN! In the fourth season..."
Emii: "Because it was snowing on the other side, and it wasn't snowing on this one. SNOW, DAMMIT! I want sno-o-o-ow!"
HStorm: "It ran away from me because I was so angry with it for calling me 'Sir'. I HATE being called 'Sir'!"
Alex Smith: "Well, I can tell you that in the first two seasons, the chicken only crossed the road twice. In the third season, however, it seemed to become a given that it would cross the road every time, making a total of 13 occasions. Yes, THIRTEEN! In the fourth season..."
Emii: "Because it was snowing on the other side, and it wasn't snowing on this one. SNOW, DAMMIT! I want sno-o-o-ow!"
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Alex Smith: 'The chicken crossed the road to meetup with Merlin. This is of course a complete lie.'
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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
*Roars with laughter.* Of course, why didn't I think of that one?!
Kieran O'Brien: "It was in a rush to get the new Paul Simon album!"
Ringmaster Rob: "To attend the filming of the KMRPG... which I'm not allowed to go to... " (Sorry, Rob!)
Ali Everett: "Cos it was a big prat."
Joe Grocott-James: "I think that the chicken should get a move on. It said it was going to reach the other side by now, and yet there it is, still dragging its talons in the middle of the road. I mean come on, chicken! Show some responsibility! COME ON, HURRY IT UP!!!"
Kieran O'Brien: "It was in a rush to get the new Paul Simon album!"
Ringmaster Rob: "To attend the filming of the KMRPG... which I'm not allowed to go to... " (Sorry, Rob!)
Ali Everett: "Cos it was a big prat."
Joe Grocott-James: "I think that the chicken should get a move on. It said it was going to reach the other side by now, and yet there it is, still dragging its talons in the middle of the road. I mean come on, chicken! Show some responsibility! COME ON, HURRY IT UP!!!"
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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Lord Fear: It crossed the road because it didn't want to get roasted by a couple of Fire Balls.
Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
HStorm: So I could mock it because it couldn't attend the RPG
Lord_Bob: So I could direct it to Ringmasterrob
Lord_Bob: So I could direct it to Ringmasterrob
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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Moana: It stood on a plug in it's brother's room "Ouch, ow, yeow" on Friday, still has a bruise on it's foot right now, and so therefore has been taking a while as it's been limping across.
GG: It went looking for bones deary *Chicken runs as fast as possible*
HStorm: to join me behind the sofa again
HStorm: to finish looking for Majida
GG: It went looking for bones deary *Chicken runs as fast as possible*
HStorm: to join me behind the sofa again
HStorm: to finish looking for Majida
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Woo! I got mentioned, and it was before I even joined the forums! Thanks, Mal. :)Malefact wrote: Kessa: Because it couldn't be arsed to stay. Meh.
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