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What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 23 Dec 2003, 21:35
by Emii

Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 23 Dec 2003, 22:12
by JamesA
Running through the tarmac, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Zagor! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, then bake cookies!"

Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 23 Dec 2003, 22:50
by Emii
Zang! Who is that, prowling over the mountains! It is Emii, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a popsicle!"
Hark! Who is that, running out of the plains! It is Kully, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She screams ominously:

"I'm going to punch you until Western Civilization implodes, then steal your lederhosen!"

Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 23 Dec 2003, 23:43
by MPK
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the tarmac! It is MPK, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to contort you into the fast lane, and plug you into a power plant!!"

Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 24 Dec 2003, 21:05
by Lord_Bob
Striding amidst the steppes, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Lord Bob! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm seriously going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !"
  What a one to fit in with my computer obsession!

Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 24 Dec 2003, 22:57
by Brangwen
Who is that, prowling on the hotel lobby! It is Brangwen, hands clutching a meaty axe! She screams thunderously:

"I'm going to pound you beyond the end of time, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"


eh, at least it's not a bad one^_^

Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 27 Dec 2003, 19:52
by Snowwiewolf
Sprinting amidst the icy wasteland, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Snowwiewolf! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"


Does anyone know where I could get some gilded boxing gloves?  


I kinda like this one better:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Gill, hands clutching a meaty axe! he bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a pregnant dog-kitten!"

This is what Ida (my other character from the surrounds) got:

Rampaging amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Ida! And she gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to punch you with such zeal, your momma won't recognize you!"



Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Snowwie! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"



Its pro-wrestingling night on TNT channel again
Ok I'm not going to post what I got with the finnish version for mom    

Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 30 Dec 2003, 14:06
by Lowebo
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!"

I think thats quite a good one!! :D Happy New Year in advance peeps, and hope everyone had a fan-dabby-doosey Christmas!

Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 21 Jul 2004, 13:44
by darkDescender
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the steppes! It is Dark Descender, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to flog you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a troglodyte!!!"

well, really!

Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 21 Jul 2004, 14:53
by Lord_Bob
One for my newer username;
Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"

Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 21 Jul 2004, 14:55
by Mogdred
Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

Sort of thing I might say actually...

Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 21 Jul 2004, 17:42
by FrightKnight
ringmasterrob wrote: One for my newer username;
Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"
Outrageously, mine is almost the same as that, except that I, FrightKnight, desecrate like a river of pure piranha!

Oh, and I sprint throught the candy store, my hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence, and my grunt is spectacular!

How valiant.

Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 21 Jul 2004, 18:02
by SkipTheDreadnort
"I'm going to flog you faster than the speed of sound!!"

Nice, I love this kind of random silliness.

Skip

Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 21 Jul 2004, 19:53
by LordF
Lord Fear

"I'm going to flog you into your own personal hell!!!"

Very suiting don't you think?

Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Posted: 21 Jul 2004, 22:44
by MoanaLiza
I think a clean generator might be the best one not a dirty one, so please keep them clean skip and anyone else for that matter, thankyou.