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Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 00:41
by Wolfshead
If you could have soem KM characters round for dinner who would you invite and how would you arrange the seating?

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 12:47
by Fidjit
Keeping the Opposition and the Powers that Be seperate for one thing. Can we imagine a food fight between them?

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 01 Jul 2005, 17:17
by MoanaLiza
For some reason I can't imagine LFear and Lissard in tuxedos.

An example scenario: I can probably picture the food fight though, possibly started by Elita. She'd be the gobby one of the party, who gets totally drunk and would do something like start singing and dancing on the tables. I could picture her and Sly doing a song and dance together. JScaramonger would try and put on the charm with the ladies, trying to get one or two of them to buy some of his dodgy products. Sly would try and chat up probably Gwendoline and she'd smack him one. LFear and Lissard would quietly and sneakily discuss their evil plans.

I guess who I'd invite would depend on the type of party it was.

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 02 Jul 2005, 10:58
by Wolfshead
A meieval style banquet in the great hall of Dunshelm castle.

Motley and Folly could do the entertainment
Gretel, Mellisandre and Romana could be serving whenches.
Mildread could be the cook
Mistress Goody could sweep up afterwards.
Hordriss could make coctails (watch out for anything with Etruscan brandy in it)

Fatilla would probably eat all the food before anyone else could get near it.

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 02 Jul 2005, 18:15
by MoanaLiza
Pendragon wrote: Mildread could be the cook
:o I think that that would be quite a bad idea. They'd be better off getting takaways instead!

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 02 Jul 2005, 19:58
by Wolfshead
Well, I wouldn't trust Fatilla to pick them up. What would they get, pizza for Ridolpho, curry for Nemanor, Chines for Ah Wok and Lissard would have fish n chips.

What aobut Lord fear, what would serve him if he came round for dinner?

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 05 Jul 2005, 12:13
by LordF
Anything that costs over £100, I think he only eats and drinks the finest.

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 09 Jul 2005, 00:30
by Wolfshead
What about the goblins, what do they eat?

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 09 Jul 2005, 10:14
by darkDescender
Goblin brand Hamburgers. Or spam.

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 00:14
by Skarkill
Or any one of the vast number of Dungeoneers That Us Opposition Henchmen managed to catch. ;D ;)


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Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 22:38
by LordF
If someone started singing the SPAM soing Lord F would probaly go crazy... not his kind of thing really.

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 23:54
by Wolfshead
I can imagion Sylvester hands singing it or maybe Motley.

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 12 Jul 2005, 21:40
by Ironlord
Pendragon wrote: Gretel, Mellisandre and Romana could be serving whenches.
I'm fairly sure Marta should be in there as well.

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 12 Jul 2005, 22:15
by Skarkill
She probabley would be.

But after a while serveing to every guest she's have to rest her back.

Or she'd get a crick init, what with all that oh so nessercey bending forward. ;D ;)

Re:Knightmare dinner party

Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 18:28
by MoanaLiza
Oi oi *gets Skarky in the eye with a rolled up piece of paper". For some reason I could imagine Treguard, Sly and Brother Mace eating steak and chips. Maybe I'm thinking too much of them having the party in the Inn as apposed to the great hall. I guess the inn would be a more suitable place for some of them.