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Fixed. By another English teacher.rachelesque wrote:Completely OT and unfair, but I laugh whenever I see the abuse of the english language in the thread title from someone who, admittedly over 12 years later, is an english teacher
I first saw this when I was 16 and I'm 28 now. I missed all these old classic threadsAs I see it, one member was showing appreciation of another member's deliberate yet ironic use of textspeak. Not sure anything needed fixing there, especially not nine months after Rachel's comment.Pooka wrote:Fixed. By another English teacher.rachelesque wrote:Completely OT and unfair, but I laugh whenever I see the abuse of the english language in the thread title from someone who, admittedly over 12 years later, is an english teacher
That is nothing to apologise for, Glenn. You didn't really bump the thread as such: it was a side effect of you adding to it. The heyday of the forum's great humour threads may have passed, but at least us old-timers can look back on them together and still contribute when a new idea does pop into our heads. I'm glad you came back.Fidjit wrote:Haha! Sorry for bumping this thread by the way
Emii wrote:
> Fear is seen through the eyeglass gloating - and holding a white fluffy kitten
And i can just picture Treguard having guests over and picking up the wrong teapot to pour. Majida will crack up at him.rachelesque wrote:
[*]majida lives in a teapot instead of a bottle
]
I'm laughing so hard at that one. Still got hiccups.[*]someone puts in a 'DISMISS' spell for the dungeoneers to use for a laugh
Pickle and Majida use the different helmets of justice and remake Robot Wars by building their own robots using said helmets and fighting each other. Skarkill gets invited to Lord Fear's castle for tea and finds out about Pickle and Majida remaking Robot Wars. Lord Fear decides to build a robot too as does Skarkill. Treguard decides to act as referee.Drassil wrote:After evading a flying piece of Igneous, the Angelic Eagle has fled, leaving only a feather behind. (Some say the eagle sought refuge with another wall monster, Granitas, who has returned to the dungeons after running an anti-Corbiss restaurant in Islington.) Corbiss the Bemuser turns the feather into a quill by using it to write a parchment to the new T. Bag (an empowered sister to Tallulah and Tabatha, thought to be named Theresa), urging her to consider the plight of the leopard when choosing her footwear. But after spilling ink over the parchment and finding his blotting paper inadequate, Corbiss abandons it and leaves for an engagement. Later, one of his ogres arrives and condemns the "****ing useless blotters" as he deals with the spillage. Whether he is happy to clean up Corbiss' mess, or doesn't even realise he's doing it, is unclear.Drassil wrote:So there stands Corbiss the Bemuser. Wary of the Angelic Eagle, "inundated with questions, questions, questions", hoping somehow to keep his allotment without losing the plot.
Where did Corbiss go? Concerned for the structural integrity of the dungeon chambers, he attends a cube solidarity rally. He is later questioned about it by an elf of Elvandis (referred to by the tongue-tied as "Elvan-Davis") who brings news to knights. During this interview, Corbiss insists, "I don't do malice." A sorceress from Knightmare Series 4 would later remark, "I'd like to see him try!"
As the interview concludes, the ogre arrives with a slice of Series 8 Life Force Pie (Corbiss felt sorry for it) and a cup of stinkwort tea. But he trips on another stray piece of Igneous and the contents of the tray go all over Corbiss. Blaming the equipment, the ogre rages about "****ing useless platters".
"You could have done with protection against the platter," the cheeky elf says to Corbiss. "Where's a tray guard when you need it?"
Pickle has got three university degrees and a HNC.Emii wrote:>
> Pickle has a university degree
Lord Fear is very friendly to folk when drunk. The problem is mainly that he can't pour the tea or cut a big slice of chocolate cake when drunk. He loves chocolate cake. Only saves it for honoured guests... if you're very lucky.... you might get a bit.> On meeting Lord Fear, he is drunk and offers to show you his little pet dragon
that's a good one..... i'm laughing so much at that one....... I might get hiccups again.zzt wrote:...Sly Hands gets his name legally changed to "Ben", dons the classic helmet, and goes on a quest for the Shield.