A great Knightmare joke...

For all the comedians out there.
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It kinda makes you groan after you read the punchline, but decent enough :)
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I love puns  :D
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What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?

Fire!
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What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?

Fire!
Aww, I quite liked him. ;)
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Haha, good one.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark Pain from Surrey, Steve Bradley from Surrey, Chris Thomas, also from Surrey.
Enter, Stranger!

Man, that's poor.
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Man, that's poor.
It's funnier because of that, I think. Though as to whether it was funny in the first place, well, um, ahem. ;)
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Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
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Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
BRILLIANT!!!!  ;D
btw, you missed out Joe Bloggs, also from Surrey  ;)
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Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
Yes, that's a lot better.
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
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Heh heh heh very good! ;D
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
EXCELLENT!  :D
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
Hey, that is genuinely laughworthy. Well done, Emii!
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LOL! Thanks! Don't expect any more though...I'm a one hit wonder!
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What's the difference between the Eye Shield and BBC Choice?

One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.

I promise to come up with a better one within twenty years.
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